open your ass cheeks, Hungry
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:24 (thirteen years ago)
i wouldnt have guessed that JG was like, a smokin hot dude back when i watched donnie darko. he just seemed like any guy to me. he's gotten p. buff since then though
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:29 (thirteen years ago)
he wasn't
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:31 (thirteen years ago)
i love that picutre, cause its all rough tradey, and i imagine him topping me, his hard long cock thrusting into the soft folds of my ass...
but i also imagine him strong, and quiet absorbing me in his arms, as i weep about the state of the world.
he is the only man i imagine topping me...i saw him once in TO last year, and he was as handsome, old fashioned in his taciturn tendencies, i didnt know how to say TAKE ME NOW, so i didnt
― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, January 4, 2006 10:58 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark
This is my favourite ILX post ever.
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 20 May 2013 05:41 (thirteen years ago)
I recently discovered that a long-time crush of mine considers JG her "dream guy". This information, combined with that Easton post, is now making me grin like an idiot for some reason.
― Sheela-Tubb-Mann, You Real Know-It-All (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 20 May 2013 07:42 (thirteen years ago)
I am not at all gonna pay to see Prisoners -- Paul Dano, ugh --- but JG has another Denis Villeneuve film done where he Patty Dukes it!
http://www.fandor.com/blog/daily-denis-villeneuves-enemy
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 September 2013 17:42 (twelve years ago)
What's better than one Jake Gyllenhaal?...
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 23 September 2013 18:11 (twelve years ago)
“Rather than play the scenario for black humor or Hitchcockian intrigue, Villeneuve mines it for tedious pathological navel-gazing and banal sexual fantasy”
:o
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 September 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)
Yep, Hitchcock never engaged in banal sexual fantasy.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 23 September 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)
Rope not banal enough, eh
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 September 2013 18:28 (twelve years ago)
prisoners is p good if you're into that kind of thing
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 23 September 2013 19:56 (twelve years ago)
wouldn't mind having JG under house arrest
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 September 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)
gyllenhaal's character is named Detective Loki, which is incredibly distracting whenever the movie reminds you of it
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:18 (twelve years ago)
does he carry a spear
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:19 (twelve years ago)
Movie featured a Hulk cameo that took me right out of it.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:20 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/fe2tfK4.png
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 04:33 (twelve years ago)
looks like longer than 4 weeks
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 05:25 (twelve years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aHXrU_3mGTE/Uk53cjIdcBI/AAAAAAABX_U/hAG_vPyWmDs/s600/008.jpg
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 January 2014 15:52 (twelve years ago)
so it's offensive how Prisoners has at least six moments of creepy music + character sneaking up a hallway awaiting the next horror. Jackman is ridiculous.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 01:44 (twelve years ago)
whats wrong w/suspense
― Hungry4Ass, Friday, 17 January 2014 02:23 (twelve years ago)
suspense involving whether a kid is dead, tortured, or mutilated isn't fun for me these days; moreover, this fucking thing is almost three hours long w/out a single shot of Jake nude.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:33 (twelve years ago)
what happened to this guy?
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:35 (twelve years ago)
He's been giving good perfs for a couple years now.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:35 (twelve years ago)
oh sure, i meant he hasn't called me for weeks.
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:40 (twelve years ago)
I'll remind him to return your texts
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:43 (twelve years ago)
next time you see him?
i take it prisoners was made explicitly to win best acting noms but it never happened?
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:46 (twelve years ago)
yes, bcz it was no fun even for ppl who like bad movies
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:59 (twelve years ago)
my friend called it a u.s. version of one of them korean serial killer movies, which i think is really apt. I dunno I liked it
edelstein was otm about jackman - "Jackman’s performance isn’t especially imaginative, but it’s hard not to be moved by his grief." otoh i couldnt tell what was meant to be going on inside Detective Loki's (lol) head for most of the movie
― Hungry4Ass, Friday, 17 January 2014 03:21 (twelve years ago)
Detective Loki wasn't much of a trickster.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 03:25 (twelve years ago)
...or a nudester apparently.
― ...out of that weakness, out of that envy, out of that fear.. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 17 January 2014 04:25 (twelve years ago)
Don 'n' Glenn would've known the Gyllenhaal family, you know. We need their input.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 11:54 (twelve years ago)
I liked Enemy, neo-Cronenbergian identity horror that shoots Toronto thru a piss filter (revenge of Quebecois Villenueve). People v divided by penultimate shot, I thought it was provocative punctuation. Both Jakes have awesome back muscles and chest hair.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 14:38 (twelve years ago)
Missed Alf's prompt.
DON: I love that picture, cause it's all rough tradey, and I imagine him topping me, his hard long cock thrusting into the soft folds of my ass...but I also imagine him strong, and quiet absorbing me in his arms, as I weep about the state of the world, and how there is not enough love in it. He is the only man I imagine topping me...I saw him once in TO last year, and he was as handsome, old fashioned in his taciturn tendencies, I didn't know how to say TAKE ME NOW, so I didn't.
GLENN: Damn, I knew we stayed over too long at Elton's for those overdubs.
DON: Well, yeah.
― Interior. Ibiza Bar (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:37 (twelve years ago)
The Two Jakes!
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:41 (twelve years ago)
fed you another one on the Nixon-Kiss thread
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:42 (twelve years ago)
http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2011/09/29/hugo_chavez_caption_contest/Enemy_Jake_Gyllenhaal_chalkboard.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:47 (twelve years ago)
is he as good as Irons?
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:50 (twelve years ago)
Well, this isn't as ambitious or well-made as that film, so no, but I liked the performance(s) esp as the schlubby (lol) history teacher.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:53 (twelve years ago)
http://media.melty.fr/article-2211367-ratio_274-f3676382893/jay-z-beyonce-jake-gyllenhaal-tournee-on.jpg
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:30 (twelve years ago)
space and architecture in Enemy (spoilers)
http://issuu.com/interiorsjournal/docs/interiors0914
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)
I watch this tonight.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:07 (eleven years ago)
we quiver
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:14 (eleven years ago)
is he nude in it
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:15 (eleven years ago)
no spoilers
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:16 (eleven years ago)
on the physique yo-yo game
http://deadline.com/2014/11/jake-gyllenhaal-southpaw-photo-nightcrawler-1201300519/
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 13:38 (eleven years ago)
When will he realize we like him right in the middle?
― Eric H., Tuesday, 2 December 2014 13:44 (eleven years ago)
really enjoyed the Enemy
― Οὖτις, Friday, 5 December 2014 16:45 (eleven years ago)
agree w Morbz upthread about the piss-filter look of it though - easily my least favorite thing about it, just a gross color palette all the way through
― Οὖτις, Friday, 5 December 2014 16:48 (eleven years ago)
he got a rave from Ben Brantley in the NYT for the British play that opened on Broadway last night, Constellations. I had no idea it was alleged to be that good; anyway, it's only got a month to run and way too pricey for me.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 21:41 (eleven years ago)
yeah i was hoping to catch it (physics) but it's serious $$ :-(
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 21:52 (eleven years ago)