WHERE THEY DO EACH OTHER'S HAIR
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:35 (thirteen years ago)
elementary school playground
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:36 (thirteen years ago)
might i say... woman...
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:46 (thirteen years ago)
Went to Calais once on a trip with school. There's a shop in the hypermarket there where they sell butterfly knives which was pretty cool. #aboythattravels
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 17 May 2013 22:54 (thirteen years ago)
nope. if he's wearing a woven bracelet and has a thousand miss you's in broken english on his FB wall then I'll lay even money that he also travels with a guitar and plays hackeysack and has the attention span of a gnat
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, May 17, 2013 4:35 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i was in a foreign country recently talking to a friend like why do dudes travel w guitars theyre so cumbersome and she was all to get sex and i go yeah totally worth it
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 May 2013 22:57 (thirteen years ago)
#aboythattravels
exactly. that's why they get the side-eye. troubador=man whore
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:20 (thirteen years ago)
practice makes perfect
― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:26 (thirteen years ago)
posted by a friend who is on the verge of ending her six or seven-year relationship about four years too late:http://sentimentsfromtheheart.wordpress.com/2013/04/29/date-a-girl-who-teaches/
You should deal with this shit with alcohol, not Facebook!
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:30 (thirteen years ago)
(in ALL areas)
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:51 (thirteen years ago)
in the butt
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 May 2013 23:53 (thirteen years ago)
Date a girl who teaches children. Date a girl who enjoys more in a bookstore for school supplies and children’s books rather than in make-up store.
surely she doesn't teach english?!
― j., Friday, 17 May 2013 23:57 (thirteen years ago)
personally i'm always enthralled by girls with booklets i can't understand tho.
― j., Friday, 17 May 2013 23:58 (thirteen years ago)
This one's for sunny.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/945230_596416957045986_327975048_n.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 18 May 2013 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
-werner herzog
― lag∞n, Saturday, 18 May 2013 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
They're animals and we are pee-puhl, duh
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 18 May 2013 00:06 (thirteen years ago)
if you look straight and deep into a chimpanzee's eyes won't they take it as an act of aggression and rip your face off?
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 May 2013 00:26 (thirteen years ago)
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 18 May 2013 00:26 (thirteen years ago)
I just realized that all of these Date an X who Y are because of this thing from thought catalog from two years ago
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/dont-date-a-girl-who-reads/
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:02 (thirteen years ago)
back when Thought Catalog was relevant for about five minutes
this was apparently blogged "in response" and from there I guess it became a sappy Facebook meme
https://nonamerah.wordpress.com/2011/10/03/869/
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:03 (thirteen years ago)
hm that second link is clearly copypasta, I see attributions to someone named "Rosemarie Urquico" in lots of places but never a link back
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:05 (thirteen years ago)
evidence that "Date A Girl Who Reads" dates to shortly after the TC piece's publication http://www.tinamats.com/2011/datea-girl-who-reads/
blog investigation on the copypasta: http://themonicabird.com/post/3582061419/rosemarie-urquico-has-been-found
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:07 (thirteen years ago)
anyway the point is somehow all of these memes are way way worse than the original Thought Catalog slam-poetry-level emotional wankery, which is mindboggling
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:08 (thirteen years ago)
a few years ago ilx's own nabisco wrote this in response to some "date a writer" thing and it's my favorite
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:27 (thirteen years ago)
I will gladly bring my sailboat there and invite them all on board for a journey none will forget.
^^^ plot of the tense 1989 thriller Dead Calm starring Billy Zane, Nicole Kidman and Sam Neill iirc
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:41 (thirteen years ago)
http://skreened.com/render-product/t/a/p/tapelvnaiykzfazaoiwp/image.w174h200f3.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 18 May 2013 18:54 (thirteen years ago)
sorry meant to post this complete thought
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSpLCROTQx01j90Tif8Qhiz3Hq6IAKN7OR4qCY0V4DJSXPZu7qiLLIZ8gzOIQ
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 18 May 2013 18:56 (thirteen years ago)
Looks like Pac-man missed a pill at the end of that last one.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 19 May 2013 02:26 (thirteen years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKnjAtTCQAEia89.jpg
courtesy of holly valance, former something something
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 09:56 (thirteen years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/964176_10151549650952779_1408280431_o.jpg
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 19 May 2013 10:48 (thirteen years ago)
dalai llama
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 10:55 (thirteen years ago)
also i love the binary choice between an atom bomb in a city and just some gorge somewhere
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 10:56 (thirteen years ago)
politicians
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 19 May 2013 10:59 (thirteen years ago)
Actually, is each line meant to be a binary opposition?
thatcher-bob marleybankers-einstein
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:02 (thirteen years ago)
that's amazing.
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:06 (thirteen years ago)
No women on the "love" side, mind you.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:22 (thirteen years ago)
there's a third panel that says "THE WASHING UP"
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:24 (thirteen years ago)
Nice to know Einstein had nothing to do with those dreadful atom-bombs.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 May 2013 14:42 (thirteen years ago)
history, all of it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 May 2013 16:21 (thirteen years ago)
Astonished to see JFK as a personification of LOVE and the antithesis of SECURITY.
― Aimless, Sunday, 19 May 2013 18:15 (thirteen years ago)
tbf dude did love to love and did have pretty poor security around him
― balls, Sunday, 19 May 2013 18:30 (thirteen years ago)
Is the gorge what happens after the nuke?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 19 May 2013 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oPYd75hJ_8w/UXmpht1xknI/AAAAAAAAAiM/YpXyhYssfFc/s1600/neil.jpg
― Bnad, Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
I sort of feel like Lorrie Moore is unwittingly responsible for the date an x who ys meme.
― emilys., Monday, 20 May 2013 05:13 (thirteen years ago)
Date a girl...who has had a library card since she was twelve.
^unimpressive, imo
― emilys., Monday, 20 May 2013 05:17 (thirteen years ago)
I started riding the city bus alone downtown to go to the library and use my library card when I was 9. Before that I rode the bus with my mom to go to the downtown library.
― Aimless, Monday, 20 May 2013 05:28 (thirteen years ago)
Date a girl... who just read 'Animal Farm' like, last week, and is all like 'whoah!'
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 20 May 2013 07:44 (thirteen years ago)
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/970616_592045337486267_1125974354_n.jpg
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:13 (thirteen years ago)
THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU DO WITH BOOKS. TWAT.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:18 (thirteen years ago)