why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--oz2wdoAbf4/T1YpCt5KDwI/AAAAAAAADl4/q0DdNrWOS-0/s800/IMG_1532.JPG

I is?

You is going upstairs.

that movie was so awful

when i first saw that neal arm strong one i lost my shit for at least 14 minutes

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/486745_575298632500507_1498434166_n.png

oh. and it's from the I Speak Female facebook page.

jesus christ

worse than my coworkers going on about antioxidants all the time

in the future doctors will just smush banana all over your cancer

mashed banana mashed banana, mashed banana mashed banana

The Velvet Underground and Cancer

overripe bananas are higher gi iirc

enjoy your cancer-free diabetes, facebook users

i like the concluding sentence.

(not the one at the bottom)

yellow skin banana with dark spots on it is playing at my house my house

you don't understand, 'yellow skin banana with dark spots on it' is the name of

I just smoke overripe banana peels

OTOH you don't really need an excuse to eat bananas, do you?

in fact, i'm going to eat one right now

fascist

heh, one of my close friends is sooo allergic

poor guy accidentally drank part of a smoothie with banana in it and vomited so hard he blew out a vein in his eye

holy fuks

http://25.media.tumblr.com/d59ffa9256b9b0ff05f0da628152455d/tumblr_mmxd4hCAt41qzb8z0o1_500.png

thanking u zachlyon. I will share this with him tomorrow.

the best part was when he had this red blotch on his eyeball and was asking me, "hmm, do these heal, or do I just have a red blotch now?" all casual. poor guy had a baby at home, I don't think he'd have been phased either wat

*way

chicks dig red eyeball blotches

this thread is way better when drinking

alfreb einstime

blowing eyeball veins is a surprisngly common side-effect of sex, due to sudden increase in blood pressure

mashed banana mashed banana, mashed banana mashed banana

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hearing this to the tune of "Black & Yellow"

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/943778_10151388158865124_1479345361_n.jpg

Clearly a defensive play by a recently jilted inadequate lover.

I thought that @ was a © for a second.

Teddii Cabreja clearly doesn't know that Dr. Joyce Brothers told Conan O'Brien that women simply do not care if that nigga got a lil dick.

Dope Boy at getting laid, getting high, gettin paid and being fly
1905 to present
Studied at Blunt Rolling Acadamey
Past: Rachel Carson High School for Coastal Studies
Lives in New York, New York
From Brooklyn, New York

i know we don't put links in here, but someone posted this on fb and it's basically the essence of all these memes anyway and also the worst thing ever omg i'm crying

I'm going to need to read this in stages

I got to 'squeals like a toddler when the new National Geographic arrives' and closed the browser

uggggggggggggggggggggggghhh

looool

Once a traveller gets home, people rarely listen to their stories. So listen to him. Allow him to paint a picture that brings you into his world. He might talk fast and miss small details because he’s so excited to be heard. Bask in his enthusiasm. Want it for yourself.

WANT it for YOURSELF

nope. if he's wearing a woven bracelet and has a thousand miss you's in broken english on his FB wall then I'll lay even money that he also travels with a guitar and plays hackeysack and has the attention span of a gnat

bask in his enthusiasm
want it for yourself

i mean

if this is a good boyfriend then please to call me when you're looking for a manfriend

i can see how a guy who is never around and is basically the UN of random fucking would be a great prospect for any young lady

basically the UN of random fucking

lady, you have a way with words

i love u, sunny

im gonna try and fuck that UN

what is once fucked can never become UN-fucked

this essay does a really awkward job of showering praise on people for experiencing other cultures and having awareness of deprivation and poverty while basically saying you need a boyfriend who's rich enough to be a world traveller.

a sweet boyfriend in other people's misery

bask in his enthusiasm
want it for yourself

Brendan Harris on May 17, 2013 at 1:34 pm said:

Your ‘date a boy that travels’ really hits home as clearly, I am that boy. I write this from a field outside of Stockholm after a month in southern Spain and amidst plans to sail through the Caribbean and across the south pacific on a double masted sailboat. Throughout your article I couldn’t help but wonder, where are these girls that want to date a boy that travels? A girl like this needs some serious gusto. She needs to have no fear of the unknown and a willingness to take risk on a whim. She needs to love her home enough to appreciate its comforts but not be burdened by them. Offers to travel across the world with someone can be interpreted as over zealous an dreamy, but to this ‘boy that travels’ they are absolute reality. A girl (might I say, woman) that can see these plans for reality and not just dream will suit a boy that travels well. If you can tell me the location of this mystic island where they do eachothers hair, make travel bracelets and talk about these boys that travel, I will gladly bring my sailboat there and invite them all on board for a journey none will forget.
Yours Truly
A boy that travels.

oh man I'm dying