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that punctuation advice is such utter rot. i reject it. i reject it in toto.

caek, Thursday, 16 May 2013 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

in toto!!!!!!

乒乓, Thursday, 16 May 2013 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

the line must be drawn hyah

goole, Thursday, 16 May 2013 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

no need to bring judo into this

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyDbfCbQnH8

goole, Thursday, 16 May 2013 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

a lack of periods announces that person is a dude, or pregnant, menopausal or otherwise none of yr business.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

'my prose style is damp and full of tangled metaphors. aren't exclamation points just terrible?'

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

men, tell me about these baubles on yr clothing

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

What if you didn’t wear your skull-and-crossbones tie clip? Does the whole thing look wrong?

caek, Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

well yeah, jeez dude

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

I had an entire slate of withering skull-and-crossbones tie clip jokes lined up but then I remembered that I own TWO Glee Club ties

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

well i think he's implying that a skull-and-crossbones tie clip would be the absolute height of gaucherie

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

he obviously hasn't seen my skull and crossbones suspenders

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

ironically, i can instantly tell if my gf is pissed at me when she starts putting periods at the end of her txts

sigourney wiener (diamonddave85), Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

I hardly ever see men wearing baubles, unfortunately.

emilys., Saturday, 18 May 2013 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-04-10/dude-the-battle-to-become-the-male-pinterest

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

sfx: a stereophonic chorus of retching and splattery vomit noises

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

things that are not onion articles

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 May 2013 00:44 (thirteen years ago)

peentrest

I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Thursday, 30 May 2013 01:37 (thirteen years ago)

manteresting

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:23 (thirteen years ago)

its a portmanteau of 'man' and 'not interesting'

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:24 (thirteen years ago)

intermansting

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:33 (thirteen years ago)

misteransting

Treeship, Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

i don't understand how an adult man could spend the amount of time required to research and write an article like that before killing himself

ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, 30 May 2013 03:36 (thirteen years ago)

he has a good support network.

Treeship, Thursday, 30 May 2013 03:58 (thirteen years ago)

he did kill himself :(

sword of (seandalai), Thursday, 30 May 2013 10:46 (thirteen years ago)

i am so manterested in this phenomenon of men being stupidly and fearfully avoidant of anything gender neutral and needing the permission and assurance of masculine signifiers in order to enjoy anything

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 11:18 (thirteen years ago)

fwiw i thought reddit was the male pinterest but whatev

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 11:21 (thirteen years ago)

help i am a man who doesn't know how to post pictures on the internet

ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, 30 May 2013 12:08 (thirteen years ago)

what's the female creepshots tho?

goole, Thursday, 30 May 2013 12:08 (thirteen years ago)

i can't be surprised about men creating exclusionary spaces in order to indulge freely in manly things, i'm just surprised about self-insulated and apparently fearful this is. unless i'm wildly misunderstanding how pinterest works, the content you view is largely self-determined. is the pinterest brand SO female-aligned that men think that every post is cupcake recipes and window treatments and nail art?

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:18 (thirteen years ago)

Pinterest, which is valued at $2.5 billion, recently raised $200 million in funding and lists among its backers venture capital firms FirstMark Capital, Valiant Capital Management, and Andreessen Horowitz. (Bloomberg LP, which owns Bloomberg Businessweek, is an investor in Andreessen Horowitz.)

ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:28 (thirteen years ago)

2.5 times the value of Tumblr seems about right.

sword of (seandalai), Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

I would have to hide 80%+ of the people I know on Pinterest for it to not primarily show wedding and child stuff.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 30 May 2013 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

i've seen some pretty butch pinterest boards

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

i am going to make a male-oriented pinterest competitor, it will be nothing but inspirational tim allen quotes, will ferrell movie screencaps, rage comics, and pictures of gas grills from home depot

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

you will need to throw in the occasional bikini model

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

also lots of pictures of motorcycles and guns

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

(honestly you could make a male pinterest with any content you wanted as long as there were periodic explosions)

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

sadly that statement also applies to me :D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

explosions are cool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

"Who put these needlepoint designs on my page?" *BOOM* "RAWR"

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

haha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

also this for you mantaneering board

http://thesweethome.com/

caek, Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/oJlfXV0.png
http://i.imgur.com/CnVBmLw.png

ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

could we all get manteresting accounts and troll their user base by posting girly things?

ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

i have a stash of vintage men's 'physique' magazines i could scan, maybe their users would be manspired to reach their fitness goals by the smooth muscular buttocks pictured therein

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

i 100% encourage you to do this

Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

oh dude you need to do that.

they need some tom of finland

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

haha

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:52 (thirteen years ago)


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