Clusterfuck Summary Corner

mh - a true hero and a gentleman

also it had a massive and (some would say) expertly crafted hype campaign

its also a really weird and amazing album and has a lot more to talk about than lana del ray or odd future, and the rest of the internet is probably talking more about it than either of those albums at the time

david tudor should have dressed like a robot.

nv what threads dont exist that you'd like me to start

i was thinking this morning if we ever run out of thread ideas we could just consult "favorite misread thread titles" for inspiration

first, bring back suggest ban

ILX needs more threads like this one about creepy fish teeth.

Haha vg I had that exact thought today. So many of those are way better than the actual threads that inspired them.

i had just assumed treeship was neanderthal, was getting the same kinda vibe

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, May 16, 2013 12:45 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was my initial thought too actually but they're way different

Pictures of people holding fish

i can't tell if there's been a recent rash of new sincere oversharing naive posters or if it's just one guy who keeps changing names

we never could tell.

half of ilx is just one guy to me.

and the other half is LJ

there's the guy who likes american primitive
the guy who likes to zing
the science fiction guy
crepey guy
the irish poster
the canadian dude
that one guy named alex

the girl

also

the "girl"

Hey guys what's happening over at the Clusterfuck Corner thread, making milage today

olds vs newbs

david tudor -vs- daft punk

the "girl" vs the guy who likes to zing

the guy is a jerk who thinks ilx women are girls

Sorry for being so naive guys & girls

never change treezy

well, maybe a bit

us n00bs gotta stick together

i hope i am crepey guy

no question in my mind

new user protocol

1. ilx falls in love
2. ilx starts an ask thread
3. new user deviates slightly from hive mind
4. backlash kicks in
5. new user becomes 'that <username> guy'

how dare you even question it

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the emperor has no clothes! *flails arms*

looking forward to the "second honeymoon" period to kick in 5-10 years from now

shit bro, 5-10 years from now is vow renewal time

wtf, it's a marriage, not a drivers license, this vow renewal stuff is horseshit

why buy the cow when the clusterfucks are free

http://eatlosewin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Gold-Star.jpg

is the tao lin thread still about tao lin

Basically although it detoured into dylannns pharmacological résumé

ah very interesting thank you

i am proud to have been a part of history/all the recent clusterfucks mentioned on this thread

yr doing it wrong, then

sick burn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA5PRj7KPkE

the real skill is saying something so stupid no one posts on a thread for hours: The Reverse ZClusterfuck

1 Month Passes...

shit's getting boring

by shit i mean EXISTENCE AROUND HERE

if it weren't this thread would be bumped constantly

markers do you shave your pubes

Tao Lin thread is one of the most entertaining cf's in recent memory. The continual parodies of William Carlos Williams/Tao Lin's poetry is amazing in how long the posters sustained it, like a joke that is repeated well past the point of being funny until it's funny again by sheer force of repetition