Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g92S5eZ0StQ

Neil S, Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

"get in fella" - ugh fuck off

... (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

Its confused mixture of tweeness and clunky laddism feels very 2013.

Matt DC, Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

Ghost of Jamie Oliver.

... (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

Less dissing of delicious pies itt pls
But I was wondering when they would get a mention on this thread :(

kinder, Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

Hold your clicks a moment please...

Flickr has the hiccups.

The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLCFRDiCcAAWy2C.jpg

LOL OMG

... (LocalGarda), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

:o

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:55 (thirteen years ago)

OI MATES SOME BEAT BOXING BIRD IS

there is no special cat hexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:55 (thirteen years ago)

:> ---pccchchickacheeechickapcccchwhatchadoooin

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

a beatboxing bank manager, yes that's exactly who i'd like to make an appointment with to grovel for an overdraft

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:05 (thirteen years ago)

We're crazy! Anything could happen! Like, one day you've got some nice savings, the next day we've spent it all on coke and hookers! HUSSAR!

emil.y, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:06 (thirteen years ago)

better than one of those stuff old-fashioned birds with their oh-so-lame singing

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

Picture a group of kids playing football. We're the one having a fag behind the goal.

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.standard.co.uk/incoming/article8629662.ece/ALTERNATES/w380/Dortmund-with-love.jpg

Fuck off now please.

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

Picture a group of old people queueing for their pension. We're the one molesting young children.

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

definitely most irked by 'chics'. actually no no, most irked by capitalised 'Fun'

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:10 (thirteen years ago)

omfg vague

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:10 (thirteen years ago)

Picture a group of nation states in the UN. We're the one dropping mustard gas on our own civilians.

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

Picture a group of priests. We're the one who is wearing a grey shirt.

... (LocalGarda), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

Picture a picture. We're the one you are imagining.

... (LocalGarda), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

I was going to take a photo of that bank billboard but I didn't want the other people on the tube platform to think that I liked it, I know I'll never see them again but the thought of that judgement would weigh down on me for years.

ohmigud (Merdeyeux), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

Picture a row of philosophy grads photographing the adverts on the Tube. We're the one yelling "It's coz they're fucking gash" at the top of his voice

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

Picture a row of horrible adverts for shit banks. We're the one you've never heard of before.

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

made me think of
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQFji4TOSxWtXNs2a3Zdv6ZSv7BXSlIUDa6uqViTOwDgvfTFfFtzA

sktsh, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

there's a tv advert that is pretty much that text done as an animation. sucks as a tv ad too.

koogs, Friday, 24 May 2013 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

firstdirect campaign slowly puttin me in shutdown

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 08:01 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, firstdirect TV campaign is getting right on my tits. "We're not really like a bank" - THEN WHY WOULD I WANT TO USE YOU AS A BANK, YOU FUCKWITS?

emil.y, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

O lord I just meant the tube ads. Heaven help my heart if I see a full-length commercial

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

Oh it is bad. It is bad bad bad.

emil.y, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

If you really want to make yourself ill, have a look the "fun fact friday" and "wise words wednesday" posts on their facebook page.

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://discover.firstdirect.com/images/discover/statement/chess.jpg

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/946924_519597494771706_1202077967_n.jpg

... (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/601462_490016937729762_1780009697_n.jpg

... (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

oh those jokers!

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://discover.firstdirect.com/images/discover/statement/platypus.jpg

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/5701_485296431535146_2061416327_n.jpg

these guys don't sound like your stuffy old traditional bank at all!

... (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

> Heaven help my heart if I see a full-length commercial

the tv platypus advert is something to behold.

koogs, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

that Mark Radcliffe-sounding platypus fucker must die

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

this type of marketing aims for public obliquity

'dont u hate {x}' is name recognition

ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

this is quite true, but i wd've thought the aim with a bank was to appeal to people to sign up

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

you're also suggesting that the kind of twats who come up with this kind of twat campaign are aware of the campaign's - and hence their own - twattery. which feels unlikely?

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

for a small retail bank (division of a major one) name recognition is fine

even the slowest person capable of opening a bank account doesnt believe one is substantially different to another

ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

Also I'd be more likely to say "don't you hate that twatty platypus campaign" over "don't you hate [whatever the bank is called]", so even then it doesn't really work. Plus I've seen several non-platypus TV ads for banks where the emphasis is on not being like a bank so it all kind of smushes together. I wonder what will happen when no banks are like banks?

emil.y, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

banks like real ale and second-hand vinyl, they are Real England and they won't lend you a tenner while pay day.

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i do find a lot of annoyance campaigns don't do a good job of driving home the brand name, but i am probly easily annoyed/distractible

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

do u srsly think someone launches an obnoxious seven figure marketing campaign without noticing a lot of ppl find it obnoxious? 'creatives' neither commission it nor make the final decision

ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

theyre facing an uphill struggle with such a generic/forgettable name

if they launched today they would probably incorporate their quirky and distinctive brand into the name itself

ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, we really shd start to see some banks called "Snuggles" or something hitting the high street

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

"fuck filled platypus"
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ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:10 (thirteen years ago)


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