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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g92S5eZ0StQ
― Neil S, Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:25 (thirteen years ago)
"get in fella" - ugh fuck off
― ... (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:07 (thirteen years ago)
Its confused mixture of tweeness and clunky laddism feels very 2013.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:11 (thirteen years ago)
Ghost of Jamie Oliver.
― ... (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:13 (thirteen years ago)
Less dissing of delicious pies itt plsBut I was wondering when they would get a mention on this thread :(
― kinder, Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:39 (thirteen years ago)
Hold your clicks a moment please...Flickr has the hiccups.
Flickr has the hiccups.
― The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:19 (thirteen years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLCFRDiCcAAWy2C.jpg
LOL OMG
― ... (LocalGarda), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:54 (thirteen years ago)
:o
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:55 (thirteen years ago)
OI MATES SOME BEAT BOXING BIRD IS
― there is no special cat hexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:55 (thirteen years ago)
:> ---pccchchickacheeechickapcccchwhatchadoooin
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:56 (thirteen years ago)
a beatboxing bank manager, yes that's exactly who i'd like to make an appointment with to grovel for an overdraft
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:05 (thirteen years ago)
We're crazy! Anything could happen! Like, one day you've got some nice savings, the next day we've spent it all on coke and hookers! HUSSAR!
― emil.y, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:06 (thirteen years ago)
better than one of those stuff old-fashioned birds with their oh-so-lame singing
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:07 (thirteen years ago)
Picture a group of kids playing football. We're the one having a fag behind the goal.
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:08 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.standard.co.uk/incoming/article8629662.ece/ALTERNATES/w380/Dortmund-with-love.jpg
Fuck off now please.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:08 (thirteen years ago)
Picture a group of old people queueing for their pension. We're the one molesting young children.
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:09 (thirteen years ago)
definitely most irked by 'chics'. actually no no, most irked by capitalised 'Fun'
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:10 (thirteen years ago)
omfg vague
Picture a group of nation states in the UN. We're the one dropping mustard gas on our own civilians.
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:12 (thirteen years ago)
Picture a group of priests. We're the one who is wearing a grey shirt.
― ... (LocalGarda), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:12 (thirteen years ago)
Picture a picture. We're the one you are imagining.
I was going to take a photo of that bank billboard but I didn't want the other people on the tube platform to think that I liked it, I know I'll never see them again but the thought of that judgement would weigh down on me for years.
― ohmigud (Merdeyeux), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:13 (thirteen years ago)
Picture a row of philosophy grads photographing the adverts on the Tube. We're the one yelling "It's coz they're fucking gash" at the top of his voice
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:15 (thirteen years ago)
Picture a row of horrible adverts for shit banks. We're the one you've never heard of before.
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:17 (thirteen years ago)
made me think ofhttps://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQFji4TOSxWtXNs2a3Zdv6ZSv7BXSlIUDa6uqViTOwDgvfTFfFtzA
― sktsh, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:21 (thirteen years ago)
there's a tv advert that is pretty much that text done as an animation. sucks as a tv ad too.
― koogs, Friday, 24 May 2013 18:29 (thirteen years ago)
firstdirect campaign slowly puttin me in shutdown
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 08:01 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, firstdirect TV campaign is getting right on my tits. "We're not really like a bank" - THEN WHY WOULD I WANT TO USE YOU AS A BANK, YOU FUCKWITS?
― emil.y, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 13:41 (thirteen years ago)
O lord I just meant the tube ads. Heaven help my heart if I see a full-length commercial
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:15 (thirteen years ago)
Oh it is bad. It is bad bad bad.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:26 (thirteen years ago)
If you really want to make yourself ill, have a look the "fun fact friday" and "wise words wednesday" posts on their facebook page.
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:37 (thirteen years ago)
http://discover.firstdirect.com/images/discover/statement/chess.jpg
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:39 (thirteen years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/946924_519597494771706_1202077967_n.jpg
― ... (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:40 (thirteen years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/601462_490016937729762_1780009697_n.jpg
― ... (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:41 (thirteen years ago)
oh those jokers!
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:48 (thirteen years ago)
http://discover.firstdirect.com/images/discover/statement/platypus.jpg
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:50 (thirteen years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/5701_485296431535146_2061416327_n.jpg
these guys don't sound like your stuffy old traditional bank at all!
― ... (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:57 (thirteen years ago)
> Heaven help my heart if I see a full-length commercial
the tv platypus advert is something to behold.
― koogs, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 19:28 (thirteen years ago)
that Mark Radcliffe-sounding platypus fucker must die
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
this type of marketing aims for public obliquity
'dont u hate {x}' is name recognition
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:54 (thirteen years ago)
this is quite true, but i wd've thought the aim with a bank was to appeal to people to sign up
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:57 (thirteen years ago)
you're also suggesting that the kind of twats who come up with this kind of twat campaign are aware of the campaign's - and hence their own - twattery. which feels unlikely?
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:58 (thirteen years ago)
for a small retail bank (division of a major one) name recognition is fine
even the slowest person capable of opening a bank account doesnt believe one is substantially different to another
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:00 (thirteen years ago)
Also I'd be more likely to say "don't you hate that twatty platypus campaign" over "don't you hate [whatever the bank is called]", so even then it doesn't really work. Plus I've seen several non-platypus TV ads for banks where the emphasis is on not being like a bank so it all kind of smushes together. I wonder what will happen when no banks are like banks?
― emil.y, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:00 (thirteen years ago)
banks like real ale and second-hand vinyl, they are Real England and they won't lend you a tenner while pay day.
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:02 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i do find a lot of annoyance campaigns don't do a good job of driving home the brand name, but i am probly easily annoyed/distractible
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:03 (thirteen years ago)
do u srsly think someone launches an obnoxious seven figure marketing campaign without noticing a lot of ppl find it obnoxious? 'creatives' neither commission it nor make the final decision
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:05 (thirteen years ago)
theyre facing an uphill struggle with such a generic/forgettable name
if they launched today they would probably incorporate their quirky and distinctive brand into the name itself
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:09 (thirteen years ago)
yeah, we really shd start to see some banks called "Snuggles" or something hitting the high street
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:09 (thirteen years ago)
"fuck filled platypus"5 results (0.21 seconds)
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:10 (thirteen years ago)