Would you rather have been a Beatle, or have walked on the moon?

those are souls smart guy. cosmic soul poos.

god has such a modest house. approve.

Would go to skyvillages of the tree spirits for a holiday.

Merseybeat and the Monkees are dead. Moonbahton Is The Thing!

I rarely ask my wife ILX questions but I put this to her last night and it was "the Moon" in a heartbeat then I got "That's not even a question really. People are choosing the Beatles? What? 300 Posts? That's what you people waste your time thinking about?"

That's why I rarely ask my wife ILX questions.

i hope you replied "go to the moon? well that's lucky, cos I gotta crater beer"

''One of these days, Alice! As soon as space tourism becomes affordable to the middle class due to economies of scale!''

one of my greatest fears in life is someday having a level-headed, pragmatic wife who discourages me, even gently, from thinking and talking about "nonsense."

"have some sense of proportion," she would say -- thirty-eight times a day. and so he built the Total Perspective Vortex, just to show her. and into one end he plugged the whole of reality (as extrapolated from a fairy-cake), and into the other end he plugged his wife. so that when he turned it on she saw in one instant the whole infinity of creation, and herself in relation to it.

to trin tragula's horror, the shock annihilated her brain. but, to his satisfaction, he realized he had conclusively proved that if life is to exist in a universe of this size, the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.

It completely slipped my mind that I walked on the moon earlier this year.

http://s1059.photobucket.com/user/sayhey1/media/moon_zpsaf53f59c.jpg.html

Fun, but I'm still voting Beatle.

http://s1059.photobucket.com/user/sayhey1/media/moon_zpsaf53f59c.jpg

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t427/sayhey1/moon_zpsaf53f59c.jpg

Great another luna clusterfuck

lol difficult listening hour.

hahaha. i should have added "be dean warehem" as an option just to see if even a single person would click it.

one of my greatest fears in life is someday having a level-headed, pragmatic wife who discourages me, even gently, from thinking and talking about "nonsense."

probably the kind of women that astronauts were married to. you need a yoko.

yoko cuz yolo

Put it this way:

Which of the Beatles would rather have walked on the moon?

And which of the moonwalkers would rather have been in The Beatles?

Christ imagine being stuck in a capsule with John Lennon for four days

I mean I love him but christ.

George is probably maybe the chillest? Moody, but at least more of a listener and sort of quiet.

I can see Michael Collins as a Beatle. He'd be good in a press conference with the lads. Neil's def not a fit, and Buzz is ornery as fuck.

i think ringo would have been the easiest to get along with in a moon capsule. george would be quieter, but in a disconcerting way. pensive and mystical.

which one do you think smelled the worst (while living)?

gotta be john right?

no question

well Paul was the one always walking around barefoot

probably trailing yak shit everywhere after his afternoon on the farm or whatever

new poll question?

a brave new voyage of beatles exploration begins

john seems like he would have been pretty smelly towards the end

idk though

ringo LOVED garlic knots though and would order them whenever possible

paul was dead

having garlic breath vs. smelling like a hippie vs. smelling like a corpse

would rather walk on a beatle

the dung beatles

george seems like he would've been kind of a neat freak.

when he wasn't on heroin john was obsessive-compulsive about being clean and took multiple baths a day, at least according to the goldman book.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VD3eUBZZayA/T0eS-pz48GI/AAAAAAAABEQ/tsWLYOGWzOM/s1600/john-lennon-taking-a-bath.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DpZwRfwryg&noredirect=1

Ringo supposedly ate nothing but canned beans when they went to Rishikesh. Packed a trunkful of 'em.

so to speak

The personal transforming effects of walking on the moon seem be described in the same gushing terms as swimming with dolphins, which makes me kinda skeptical that its a universally amazing experience. There is potential that in my lifetime it will be possible to visit the moon for a couple of grand. Even then, like with swimming with dolphins, I don't think I'll bother.

Waterfalls of pussy is only one advantage of being the omnipotent god-poets that the Beatles became. Beatle all the way.

at least according to the goldman book.

Uh, right

The Moon, obviously. It is the ultimate travelling experience, amoung many other beautiful things.

^ otm

Voted for the Moon, have done the band thing (not as big as the beatles though).
Wouldn't mind the £500 million + in the bank to retire with though.

dolphins are sadistic little dickheads; they're almost as bad as us. eat em all. none of them on the moon, thank god.

(pace douglas adams)

I can't speak for anyone else but swimming w dolphins was pretty awesome tbh

I'm fairly certain it was more fun than being hassled by Paul McCartney while recording Maxwell's Silver Hammer