why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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omg the boat on the fallen log looooooool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:14 (thirteen years ago)

non stop lols

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:29 (thirteen years ago)

he's so dang likable when he's screwing up

andrew m., Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:34 (thirteen years ago)

ok that convinced me never to go fishing because of the imminent risk of falling into water.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:22 (thirteen years ago)

I'm going to watch this ASAP, but really, falling into lake water is not traumatic, sterling

tweeship journey to 77 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:35 (thirteen years ago)

There's an eight-minute version of that video, but it's got hillbilly music dubbed loudly on it.

pplains, Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:50 (thirteen years ago)

that swan is so hard

the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:57 (thirteen years ago)

I've been chased by swans and geese before - as soon as I saw it's head down like that I was practically shouting RUUUUUUUUUUN

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:28 (thirteen years ago)

fuck you apostrophe

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:28 (thirteen years ago)

aw

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:37 (thirteen years ago)

i was chased by pelicans once

fuck that shit

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:38 (thirteen years ago)

also emus, which are savage bastards

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:38 (thirteen years ago)

emus are bastards! cassowaries too

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:40 (thirteen years ago)

fuck a cassowary

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:42 (thirteen years ago)

emu pecked at my crotch once

shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:44 (thirteen years ago)

'er indoors was once charged by an elephant that frightened itself so much that it stopped charging

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:44 (thirteen years ago)

free elephant

peel hat-trick narrows (electricsound), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:47 (thirteen years ago)

terrible joke

dying irl tbh

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:54 (thirteen years ago)

oh god i only just got it

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 05:46 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/264471_651660728193922_744516448_n.jpg

my son has got into this

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

NV Jr. OTM

carl agatha, Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

favorite Prepper phrase is WROL - without rule of law; basically carte blanche to hole up in your shelter and shoot anyone who comes near

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

gf and I went to a prepper convention here for lols, found out that freeze-dried fruit (and corn! just freeze-dried corn kernels) is basically the greatest movie snack ever

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

"for lols"

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

my students put those dubious quotes (e.g. the ones where everything ever said about womanhood is attributed to marilyn monroe) in their papers/speeches all the time, and I have to remind them about due diligence

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

A while ago I had to look up the full quote for "All men dream, but not equally" from TE Lawrence (aka Lawrence of Arabia), so I googled the first line & was confused to find the quote written out as a poem attributed to *DH Lawrence* on a bunch of sites.

wtf, internet

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

WTF!?! Don't these people even know the difference between a tight end and a designated hitter?

Aimless, Thursday, 16 May 2013 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

feel like there's a gay joke to be made there

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

may have been posted already but this thread is almost 9000 posts long and loading it with all the images takes forever so dealwithit.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bd807033be7887e1d08fb29763ea3b6/tumblr_mmr1tg53J21qzgnzho1_1280.jpg

Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

lol devry

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

Should I be embarrassed for laughing so hard at that? I can't even tell anymore.

carl agatha, Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

whole thing just kills me tbh

Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

barbecued his dick for an hour looooooool
omg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

images with text done right

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

A+

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

Knew Dracula LOL

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

ilx should do an ornaldo bloomps one and see if it takes off

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

here you go

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/bloomps.jpg

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

here's one I did last year.

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/ripneil.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

that einstein shit just killed me

polyphonic, Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--oz2wdoAbf4/T1YpCt5KDwI/AAAAAAAADl4/q0DdNrWOS-0/s800/IMG_1532.JPG

there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:15 (thirteen years ago)

I is?

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:16 (thirteen years ago)

You is going upstairs.

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:16 (thirteen years ago)

that movie was so awful

balls, Friday, 17 May 2013 00:17 (thirteen years ago)

when i first saw that neal arm strong one i lost my shit for at least 14 minutes

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 May 2013 01:12 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/486745_575298632500507_1498434166_n.png

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:15 (thirteen years ago)

oh. and it's from the I Speak Female facebook page.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:16 (thirteen years ago)

jesus christ

worse than my coworkers going on about antioxidants all the time

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:17 (thirteen years ago)

in the future doctors will just smush banana all over your cancer

shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:18 (thirteen years ago)

mashed banana mashed banana, mashed banana mashed banana

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:19 (thirteen years ago)


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