wtshtf was very popular among y2k alarmists, so it is a good 15 years old by now. so was teotwawki (the end of the world as we know it). so was "drinking dog piss from a rusty hubcap" (no abbreviation for this one).
― Aimless, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:40 (thirteen years ago)
Aimless, do you have an intimate relationship to the prepper movement?
― Mordy , Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:41 (thirteen years ago)
lol. I'm just now noticing this. It has a fairly broad overlap with organic gardeners and such.
― how's life, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:44 (thirteen years ago)
also used p commonly among upside-down projectile poop competitors
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:49 (thirteen years ago)
Watching people fish? (Bassmasters, etc)
Obviously never watched Fishing With John.
― Moodles, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:52 (thirteen years ago)
hahahhaahahha 'the beard channel'
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:55 (thirteen years ago)
For a short time I was known to contribute to Timebomb 2000 on Greenspun, but as a moderate. The loonies there were pretty rabid on both sides. Tiresomely so. Ask a Drunk was more congenial. I've skirted around the edges of the prepper movement since, but mainly while gathering info for earthquake preparations.
Oregon is due for a subduction zone earthquake in the range of 9.0 on the Juan de Fuca plate just offshore from us. The periodicity averages 300 years and the last one was in April, 1700 (as recorded in Japanese records, where the tsunami arrived not so many hours afterwards). It could happen two minutes from now, or 50 years from now.
― Aimless, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:58 (thirteen years ago)
I was so excited for the Doomsday Preppers show and I watched like 5 eps and I was done. It was kinda stupid and not as informational as I wanted (yeah, I know 'duh' but hey).
There's a bit of prepper in me though. Well. To qualify: I love listmaking, I love well-stocked pantries AND the possibility of having an EMERGENCY PANTRY...I love the idea of using hand-crank radios and solar torches and having a bowie knife and not having to fly into a panic if something happened. Being prepared feels like it's kinda my JAM. but those hardcore prepper people get real weird real quickand preparing as though you WANT the world to end is not my jam at all.
Aimless, we should arrange a meeting point for the Big One :)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:03 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqLbQp4xZVs
― pplains, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:03 (thirteen years ago)
looll okay maybe I need to watch bassmaster
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:05 (thirteen years ago)
or maybe I just love bloopers
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:07 (thirteen years ago)
omg that never gets old
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:10 (thirteen years ago)
irl lolz at falling in the water w the battery
― lag∞n, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:14 (thirteen years ago)
omg the boat on the fallen log looooooool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:14 (thirteen years ago)
non stop lols
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:29 (thirteen years ago)
he's so dang likable when he's screwing up
― andrew m., Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:34 (thirteen years ago)
ok that convinced me never to go fishing because of the imminent risk of falling into water.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:22 (thirteen years ago)
I'm going to watch this ASAP, but really, falling into lake water is not traumatic, sterling
― tweeship journey to 77 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:35 (thirteen years ago)
There's an eight-minute version of that video, but it's got hillbilly music dubbed loudly on it.
― pplains, Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:50 (thirteen years ago)
that swan is so hard
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:57 (thirteen years ago)
I've been chased by swans and geese before - as soon as I saw it's head down like that I was practically shouting RUUUUUUUUUUN
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:28 (thirteen years ago)
fuck you apostrophe
aw
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:37 (thirteen years ago)
i was chased by pelicans once
fuck that shit
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:38 (thirteen years ago)
also emus, which are savage bastards
emus are bastards! cassowaries too
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:40 (thirteen years ago)
fuck a cassowary
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:42 (thirteen years ago)
emu pecked at my crotch once
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:44 (thirteen years ago)
'er indoors was once charged by an elephant that frightened itself so much that it stopped charging
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:44 (thirteen years ago)
free elephant
― peel hat-trick narrows (electricsound), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:47 (thirteen years ago)
terrible joke
dying irl tbh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:54 (thirteen years ago)
oh god i only just got it
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 05:46 (thirteen years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/264471_651660728193922_744516448_n.jpg
my son has got into this
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
NV Jr. OTM
― carl agatha, Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:39 (thirteen years ago)
favorite Prepper phrase is WROL - without rule of law; basically carte blanche to hole up in your shelter and shoot anyone who comes near
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
gf and I went to a prepper convention here for lols, found out that freeze-dried fruit (and corn! just freeze-dried corn kernels) is basically the greatest movie snack ever
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
"for lols"
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
my students put those dubious quotes (e.g. the ones where everything ever said about womanhood is attributed to marilyn monroe) in their papers/speeches all the time, and I have to remind them about due diligence
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
A while ago I had to look up the full quote for "All men dream, but not equally" from TE Lawrence (aka Lawrence of Arabia), so I googled the first line & was confused to find the quote written out as a poem attributed to *DH Lawrence* on a bunch of sites.
wtf, internet
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 17:13 (thirteen years ago)
WTF!?! Don't these people even know the difference between a tight end and a designated hitter?
― Aimless, Thursday, 16 May 2013 17:18 (thirteen years ago)
feel like there's a gay joke to be made there
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:29 (thirteen years ago)
may have been posted already but this thread is almost 9000 posts long and loading it with all the images takes forever so dealwithit.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bd807033be7887e1d08fb29763ea3b6/tumblr_mmr1tg53J21qzgnzho1_1280.jpg
― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
lol devry
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:31 (thirteen years ago)
Should I be embarrassed for laughing so hard at that? I can't even tell anymore.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:31 (thirteen years ago)
whole thing just kills me tbh
― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:33 (thirteen years ago)
barbecued his dick for an hour loooooooolomg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:33 (thirteen years ago)
images with text done right
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:40 (thirteen years ago)
A+
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:54 (thirteen years ago)
Knew Dracula LOL
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
ilx should do an ornaldo bloomps one and see if it takes off
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:41 (thirteen years ago)