what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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actually it was more like a scene from a jackie chan movie crossed with a porno, but hey

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

What trucker hat were you wearing, strongo, and what cds did you leave behind?

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i wasn't wearing a trucker hat, but i was wearing boxer shorts with little rubik's cubes on them, if that counts. "say you'll be there" by the spice girls was playing.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

not "when 2 become 1"?

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Or "The Lady is Vamp"?!

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Did I reveal too much there?

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, i once had sex to the whole of the spiceworld soundtrack, so no harm no foul

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

but plenty of balls and strikes

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(i really hope a) someone got the joke, or b) everyone ignored it)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I got it but I still feel dirty.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

My God...this thread. Absolutely and undeniably classic.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://canto.mml.cam.ac.uk/gb218/analysts3.gif

― jazz odysseus, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice pic, Jazz O....but shouldn't she be wearing the trucker hat?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is so 30 minutes ago

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

thank you so much for posting the gareth pic, ally...as soon as the hat was described, i wondered if he was on one of his 'road trips'...

― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

No one's rally-capped that Ole English hat tho...

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I fuck your ass with guns ok?

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I solved my couch problem quite easily by flipping the cushions over, so that's taken care of.

BUT I CANNOT FLIP OVER MY MEMORY AHH MY EYES

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000000XW6.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Has she come back yet?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Before you get too comfortable on the couch, please remember that you flipped the cushions over the LAST time this happened.

― jazz odysseus, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.supyo.com/home/crazypics/images_14/humanity.jpg

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

She came back briefly early this evening and then slipped out quietly again.

I am reminded of a poem by an unknown author:

your beautiful face
your luscious arse
I'll do them both

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

guffaw

i'm looking forward to the stories of strongo and his parents' couch

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

ew.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

We spoke earlier and I agreed not to speak of the incident to anyone, whoops.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Too late!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The names have been changed to protect the inner sins.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Gear!'s house FAP anyone?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 07:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Fancy A Posterior?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

haha this is total bullshit! What kind of person wouldn't have just, like, banged something around or turned on the stereo or - I dunno, coughed loudly maybe? If Gear actually did this, it's because he totally wanted to.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

you were the kid who went around telling everyone else that Santa wasn't real, weren't you?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:33 (twenty-two years ago)

He is too real! One Christmas morning when I was five years old, I saw him ass-fucking Mrs Claus on my couch.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Please tell me he wasn't wearing a foam mesh John Deere hat

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

No. She was.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:44 (twenty-two years ago)

did she scream "take me to the North Pole, big daddy!!"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually it was more along the lines of him repeatedly calling her a "HO!"

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:49 (twenty-two years ago)

well she is

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, shouldn't Mrs Claus be asking to be taken to the South Pole rather than the North Pole?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

the south polling comes later

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Poleaxing!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Remind me I won't tell you the story about the party where I was so drunk I began to have sex in my room with a goth girl, even though my roommates and other friends were still there.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

(Oops.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ewww.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 09:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Goth girl.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 09:18 (twenty-two years ago)

That was my first taste of pierced nipples. Literally.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

next up, blumpkins on the couch.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't know what a "blumpkin" is, so I checked www.urbandictionary.com. You crazy Anglos have a word for that??!!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)

we get it so often that's why

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I once saw two couples fucking about 3 feet beside each other, standing up, outside the local train station.

I'd say they were about 16, THEY ARE SURELY GOING TO BURN IN HELL.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

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