Moneyball won't win the Premiership 2012-13

What a calamity Foster is. 3-0!!

Studge

Jol out

Sunderland winning as well now.

Can Wigan go down today?

wait does this mean if wigan win their last two stoke could go

They'd have to win both by a barrowload

No, Wigan need to beat Arsenal to make their last game against Villa all-or-nothing

martin tyler talking dogshit for 1/2 an hour now

Southampton now 17th. It'll all be moot anyway when Arsenal win.

Wigan's goal difference is way worse than that of everyone currently set for 41 points except Newcastle. There are quite a few teams who are basically safe unless they contrive to ship 10 goals before the end of the season.

hence...come on qpr!

been watching qpr actually. they're literal shit

ah, can always rely on an ex charlton player for lolz!

probably a harsh decision mind

A day of keeper lolz. Taraabt now on to add to newcastle's woes.

Studge hattrick. Next year is on.

Eurgh, this weekend has been a total washout. Banking on Arsenal to win now. Christ hep us

We are at odds

That Sunderland-Southampton draw has kept it interesting - if Wigan were to beat Arsenal on Tuesday then they and Villa would be able to trot out a draw that would keep them both up.

xpost - In name only. The thought of gamling our security on Arsenal beating Wigan scares the shit out of me, but I'd bet my life's savings on Spurs not making the CL this season, and y'know I speak the truth

That would have been a great goal for Swansea

Matt, I have no confidence in Villa to trot out anything without Benthers on the pitch. If it comes to the point where losing to Wigan means relegation, we'll go

That Sunderland-Southampton draw has kept it interesting - if Wigan were to beat Arsenal on Tuesday then they and Villa would be able to trot out a draw that would keep them both up.

― Matt DC, Sunday, 12 May 2013 17:16 (1 minute ago)

no cuz sunderland's gd is much better

RIP Fergie

sighting of twp

I suddenly feel very old seeing Bruce & Robson bringing that trophy on

OT, but Spurs fans: what has Gomes been up to lately? Playing in the second squad or something?

He just admitted he desperately wants to return to PSV. It's the single biggest player of the last 20 years of PSV, a true legend. I just think he's... a bit shite nowadays?

He is on loan at Hoffenheim.

Oh shit yeah, you're right. Spurs won't want him back though, right?

Is he playing at Hoff?

It's the single biggest player of the last 20 years of PSV, a true legend. I just think he's... a bit shite nowadays?

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 12 May 2013 18:12 (5 minutes ago)

really?

not like cocu or someone

He was but he broke his hand last month and is out for the season.

@Nilmar, not the best, but certainly the biggest as in a cult hero. He embodied PSV, crowd favorite. It's sad he never really got to show his potential in the PL.

hes only 32, he should be good for a midtable side in one of the better leagues, even if he is now on the 'erratic' blacklist in the epl

Well, him, Van Bommel and Cocu. Bommel ended his career today, in style: 2 yellows

Cocu will be the manager next season btw

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don't forget park! :D

oh, rip mvb

worth remembering that he was playing for barcelona only seven years ago, who now think even cesc is too technically limited to play regularly in midfield

Park, Alex, Bommel, Gomes, Nistelrooij... what a team that was

xp

Geoff Shreeves: What were you thinking when you went off?

Paul Scholes: uh, not a lot really

scholes is dreadful, pretentiously unpretentious

So is Giggs defo staying for another year?

RIP Scholes, the last true clerk of football

Scholes: "I know it's the right time for me to go. It's not been the season I would have liked personally, but we've won the league and it's a great day."

What does he mean by that?

Jeez, everyone's bowing out in character today. Carra o.g. hattrick next week no doubt.

this is all a bit odd

Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri 1h

Rumour has it that Falcao has accepted Monaco option bcs it's the only one that would easily let him go to Real Madrid after 1 season

Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri 1h

The Falcao deal looks like another cunning plan from Jorge Mendes. Prepare to see minor players of his to move to Monaco soon

if so I wish him ill