The fact that I am only now finding this thread may be my life's greatest tragedy.
I would have voted for the woman who can't manage to wrap a towel around herself because that is seriously next level stupidity. She doesn't even try! She just puts the ends of the towel next to each other and when they don't tie themselves, she just gives up. Fuck it. This towel has no autonomy. Fuck it. Fuck you. I'm not wearing shit.
― carl agatha, Friday, 10 May 2013 12:41 (thirteen years ago)
People like that need to wait for Google Towel: wraps itself around you and then plays you targeted ads.
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Friday, 10 May 2013 12:43 (thirteen years ago)
Although on second thought, this one is pretty amazing, too:
http://i.imgur.com/d7lGARs.gif
― carl agatha, Friday, 10 May 2013 12:43 (thirteen years ago)
thanking u z_s
http://i.imgur.com/eiyNW.gif
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 10 May 2013 13:40 (thirteen years ago)
actually dying from laughter at descriptions in poll
― call all destroyer, Friday, 10 May 2013 13:51 (thirteen years ago)
ME TOOOO, but thank you so much for emailing me a link to it last week. I love these so much, and I've kept that imgur page oapen for two days so I could take absurdity breaks at any moment.
― Je55e, Monday, 13 May 2013 06:05 (thirteen years ago)
This one deserves some attention
http://i.imgur.com/HDKME1d.gif
I thought the flashlight was b/c she was hiding her midnight binges from her family, but then I noticed the limp-wristed, grinning guy to her left, so idk what she's trying to accomplish.
― Je55e, Monday, 13 May 2013 06:08 (thirteen years ago)
who is clearly this fella, but that doesn't answer any questions
― Je55e, Monday, 13 May 2013 06:09 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/aeNoEOul.jpg
This fella I say
― Je55e, Monday, 13 May 2013 06:10 (thirteen years ago)
I love it when you can figure out the useless products these are hawking -- e.g. flashlight eater could really use a necklace with a light on it
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Monday, 13 May 2013 14:15 (thirteen years ago)
Is that really what's being advertised there??
I feel like this gif belongs here
http://i.imgur.com/BfcZyq6.gif
― Je55e, Monday, 13 May 2013 16:04 (thirteen years ago)
Oh man, this thread was even better the second time. Embarrassing thing is I could totally see myself pulling that cheeze puff/telephone stunt or beater volcano.
― emilys., Saturday, 18 May 2013 21:48 (thirteen years ago)
the best part of "pizza again???" is that they are already eating Chinese food― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Saturday, April 6, 2013 2:41 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Saturday, April 6, 2013 2:41 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm, also the dad's reaction to the pizza after already being noticeably ticked off is ridiculously hilarious to me. he looks so insulted
― ḉrut (crüt), Saturday, 18 May 2013 21:59 (thirteen years ago)
Thinking it's a "Stop relying on take out night after night..."
― Evan, Sunday, 19 May 2013 01:59 (thirteen years ago)
defenestration wuz robbed
― the late great, Sunday, 19 May 2013 02:19 (thirteen years ago)
towel lady for pure witlessness
― emilys., Monday, 20 May 2013 23:23 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Awdr31b.gif
was this an ad for microwave with two plates bc if so where do i send my cheque!
― flopson, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:47 (thirteen years ago)
otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
That person is super gross for microwaving what looks like a huge hunk of fish, though.
― carl agatha, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:51 (thirteen years ago)
well yeah, that
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
http://img.pandawhale.com/76010-hose-car-wash-fail-infomercial-x1Ev.gif
― mookieproof, Monday, 9 September 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)
Thanks, Obama.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:05 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/pNJ6DYb.gif
There's (of course) a Reddit section for this stuff, toohttp://www.reddit.com/r/wheredidthesodago
Highest rated there:http://i.imgur.com/Mzbb0.gif
― Øystein, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:33 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/22X3sOi.gif
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Saturday, 5 October 2013 13:33 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/n7bJvJG.gif
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Saturday, 5 October 2013 19:59 (twelve years ago)
ok what
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:20 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AFvx5LdyAI
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:29 (twelve years ago)
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120316204334/memoryalpha/en/images/d/de/Security_guard_tsfs_2.jpg
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:36 (twelve years ago)
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/3fc73b65f674f860b1f8a68e98f4e761/tumblr_msoo8w2e0E1qmm5n6o1_250.gif
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 October 2013 03:07 (twelve years ago)
it is a mistery
― obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 12 October 2013 05:12 (twelve years ago)
i kind of sympathize with her mystery pain, though. occasionally i feel a jolt of pain run through my nerves while doing the most innocuous activity, like turning a doorknob. only there's no camera to capture that yelping moment!
― reckless woo (Z S), Saturday, 12 October 2013 16:27 (twelve years ago)
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr03/6/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-1788-1383756098-4.gif
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 9 November 2013 22:58 (twelve years ago)
omg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 November 2013 23:09 (twelve years ago)
They might cook faster out in the sun rather than the dark flameless cold grill
― reckless woo (Z S), Monday, 11 November 2013 06:25 (twelve years ago)
FLEE!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, LITTLE SAUSAGES!!!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 November 2013 06:28 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/5MVQtxI.png
http://i.imgur.com/DKaU3Es.gif
― 龜, Thursday, 2 January 2014 01:14 (twelve years ago)
hahahaa
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 2 January 2014 03:17 (twelve years ago)
"is nothing easy" starting to feel more and more relevant to me every day
― eric banana (s.clover), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 03:11 (twelve years ago)
god this thread. everytime. tears.
― balls, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 03:29 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/qyRfKk8.gif
(from http://imgur.com/gallery/ZG3r5, lots of repeats but some new.)
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 21 April 2014 02:21 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/VjSeFP2.gif
― 龜, Saturday, 25 October 2014 12:19 (eleven years ago)
I would watch a 2-hour cut of these.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 25 October 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U3Rh9mxcoU
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 25 October 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)
so many classics.
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 25 October 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)
I'd watch the "it works!" supercut too.
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/341775/slide_341775_3529273_free.gif
http://i.imgur.com/YEDLgjL.gif
http://i.imgur.com/hyXCyUf.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 25 October 2014 16:38 (eleven years ago)
I'd be all
http://i.imgur.com/YXfrfsw.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 25 October 2014 16:39 (eleven years ago)
hammering the cabbage into the food processor is a new favorite
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 October 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/8IKhTDx.gif?1
― pplains, Sunday, 26 October 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/649/135/255.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 26 October 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/UPt1L4l.gif
― 龜, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 12:39 (eleven years ago)