why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

At an irritating how-to-use-social-media-to-promote-your-NGO thing I had to go to recently, the social media whiz presenter had this on their Facebook page as they were showing us stuff.

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-7371-Once-you-make-a-decision-the-u-IunD.jpeg

I enjoyed the fact that they could not find the bits of the website they were trying to show us.

Did the dad from Calvin & Hobbes write that 1500 piss poor stuff or what.

Once you make a decision, the universe Illuminati conspires to make it sure it doesn't happen

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/935098_538504252857732_487476886_n.jpg

That is the most unnatural head in hands pose I've ever seen. It looks like a prop arm they just moved into place until it was touching his face.

He's doing the vulcan mind meld on himself.

I'm sure Jodorowski has said lots of more interesting things.

he looks like he's demonstrating the Borg facial apparatus with his hand

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/253268_575649329134678_170479879_n.jpg

Ew.

A young Mad Magazine fan learns the f-bomb.

wait does this make sense to other people, i have no idea what's going on there

It's the Stay Puft marshmallow man from Ghostbusters getting revenge on behalf of all marshmallows by toasting humans over a fire.

OOOOOH i thought staypuft was like shooting a weird brown laser from his hand and that person was flying for some reason

yeah me too i was confused

Well-established American campfire ritual:

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/sumos/sumos0609/sumos060900009/573844-marshmallow-on-a-stick-being-roasted-over-a-camping-fire.jpg

nah I understand the concept it was just imo poorly executed

haha

...

I call fake Tuomas on all of you

DId not know marshmallows on an open fire was an American thing. Thought it was in the Bible somewhere.

brown laser

plz look at original img and tell me that MSPaint thin brown line actually looks like a stick or that it looks like the marshmallow man is actually holding the stick or that the marshmallow man and the burning human connected to the brown line are actually a close visual plane as the house why am i defending myself I'M AN AMERICAN DAMMIT

feel u, boo

^^ memeblind

i wanna find whoever made it and tell them "there are people on the internet who think you did a really coherent job with the MSPaint and are willing to defend you and might possibly love you"

, fuckers!

He is a marshmallow man from a really really famous movie. Your universe of possible interpretations is pretty proscribed right from the get go.

what's the movie got to do with it, that doesn't add context or make that brown line look any more like a stick or make it not look like the marshmallow man is like half a mile behind the house

really it makes it worse, i remember how tall the marshmallow man was in ghostbusters and he was not as short as this wunderkind meme-painter would like us to believe

i thought the man on fire flying through the air was a separate meme that was being referenced that I did not get

lol @ everyone misunderstanding that, actual lol

http://www.fireengineering.com/content/dam/fe/print-articles/2013/02/steed3-1302fe.jpg

http://media.zenfs.com/153/2011/07/27/Brain-Chair-Illusion_085558.jpg

that woman is so small!

we're all Tuomases sometimes, it's just beautiful when more than one appears in the same place.

at least i know i'm free

A confusion of Tuomases.

I approve this message.

facebook macros thats where I'm a viking etc

Brown laser is laser that makes you poop when some asshole shines it in your face during his PowerPoint presentation

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lviot77CUh1qzxhjjo1_500.gif

"1. brown laser
the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea
An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser."

plz look at original img and tell me that MSPaint thin brown line actually looks like a stick or that it looks like the marshmallow man is actually holding the stick

That MSPaint thin brown line actually looks like a stick and it looks like the marshmallow man is actually holding the stick. I mean, more than it looks like Mr Stay-Puft's famous brown laser.

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7419/8728101551_2275e48c29.jpg

the mother's vague regret! must this really be the way of things? she supposes it is for the best.

Mothboy must at least be given the chance to have a normal childhood

As far as I can see, the USA indoctrinates kids to harbor grandiose dreams of fame and fortune in imaginary artistic careers and generally overinflates their sense of their own talent.

Aimless OTM. This leads later to at best, a jaded distrust in all hopes and dreams, or at worst - crippling depression and inability to cope within society.

Keep clipping those wings, 50s parents, you had the right idea after all...

the scissors tho u r not holding them at the correct angle

youll maybe clip off a tiny bit of wing that way