i think the thing about the guy in the coffee shop is perfectly okay! the problem with it is the (presumably a sub's fault, or something) headline that suggests it is a criticism of "bloggers" and not "a guy in a coffee shop". sadly that is probably in the top 18%, say, of this week's guardian columnist's efforts
― thomp, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:06 (seventeen years ago)
Bring back "Powerblogger" Tony Naylor and Ruth Fowler's Daddy Issues
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:07 (seventeen years ago)
I believe an anti-blogger clause has recently been inserted into the Guardian's Code of Conduct.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:36 (seventeen years ago)
Is that Ruth Fowler facebook group still going?
Ah, there's a different one now. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=24256040691
HAHAHA, here's a rum thing. I have a mutual friend with her. This mutual friend is the boss of the modelling company who gave me a day as an extra on a Bollywood set. Looks like Ms. F's been doing some saucy stuff on the sly.
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:41 (seventeen years ago)
A statue of Vishnu is not an "extra", show some respect man
― DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:44 (seventeen years ago)
I'm only four degrees of Facebook seperation from RFDI
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:48 (seventeen years ago)
i know suzy who knows everyone
― ken c, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)
who is worst columnist in the guardian then? I can't decide if I'd nominate Zoe Williams or Laura Barton. Actually it's prob hard to beat Barton, that "shit poetry" style of music writing is really sickening.
― Ronan, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 19:44 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/aug/01/popandrock1
― the pinefox, Sunday, 3 August 2008 13:10 (seventeen years ago)
As if on cue. (+ I didn't even see Ronan's post till I'd posted that.)
Par exemple
His (Tom Parker Bowles) sister is nice, but at a party I once told him that something he was saying was the most smug thing I'd heard in a month of Sundays, although I can't remember what it was now (I posted about this party at the time). This is probably because immediately to our right I was spooked by my friend Dan arriving to same party in a group comprising some artphags and David Furnish.
My favourite Suzy quote to date..
― Bob Six, Sunday, 3 August 2008 13:19 (seventeen years ago)
They paid her to write that?
― mei, Sunday, 3 August 2008 13:22 (seventeen years ago)
who is worst columnist in the guardian then? I can't decide if I'd nominate Zoe Williams or Laura Barton.
i love zoe williams. i don't know what's not to love about her. i think she was at her best documenting pregnancy craziness. i guess that writing about childy family kind of stuff might put her in with the fifty best ecological half term holiday day trip supplement kind of guardian filler stuff, but i think she's entertaining.
― schlump, Sunday, 3 August 2008 13:35 (seventeen years ago)
that's Independent filler stuff, by definition
― Just got offed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 13:40 (seventeen years ago)
For the love of god can they ditch this "we sent our SPORTS journalist out to mow a lawn/drink a beer/have a bath" thing they have going at the moment.
It is so lame and is exposing how bad the writers are. EG the Olympic Sports one with pieces beginning "It was a sunny day in East London" etc...it's woeful!
― Ronan, Friday, 8 August 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)
They had a resident feminist the other day demanding that, at the end of their sentence, released female prisoners should get the same kind of support given to the likes of Barry George
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 8 August 2008 15:17 (seventeen years ago)
Jesus fucking christ, new depths of unfunny plumbed here
― NickB, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 08:54 (seventeen years ago)
Funny pictures made unfunny by Guardian trying to be hip.
― NickB, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 08:55 (seventeen years ago)
HOW DO I SHOT GUARDIANZ
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 09:02 (seventeen years ago)
"lolcats" have never been funny
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 09:05 (seventeen years ago)
lolhacks, morelike
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 09:06 (seventeen years ago)
When's the Graun gonna get on the Blingee craze is what this observer wants to know.
blingee was funny, unlike lolcats, but that was over a year ago, prob more. i lost my blingee pictures when my laptop died earlier this year but i was awesome in them, paris T-shirt and everything
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 09:10 (seventeen years ago)
Has David Cameron got in on lolcats yet?
― Tom D., Wednesday, 13 August 2008 09:12 (seventeen years ago)
As a cat owner, I really like lolcats. I do not like lolbush.
― Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 09:19 (seventeen years ago)
One problem with the online edition is that rubbish like that is just one click away from the front page. If that were in the printed edition, it would thankfully be buried somewhere in one of the weekend supplements.
― NickB, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 09:31 (seventeen years ago)
today's student essentials in the pull out guide thing includes a £20 panini press. (which, apparently, is a device for burning stripes onto the tops of sandwiches).
― koogs, Thursday, 14 August 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)
essential
― DG, Thursday, 14 August 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)
and long-sleeve t-shirts
― blueski, Thursday, 14 August 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)
Um, I have a panini press, and it is fucking fantastic, I must say. £35 from John Lewis, mind.
― Scik Mouthy, Thursday, 14 August 2008 15:12 (seventeen years ago)
they've remove the witty comments on the tv-guide, from movies they obviously hate.
― Ste, Thursday, 14 August 2008 15:14 (seventeen years ago)
I never go out in long-sleeved T-shirts anymore unless they have stripes burned into them.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 14 August 2008 15:17 (seventeen years ago)
are panini presses the new toastie machine? every student had one when i was in uni (and those WERE great)
― ken c, Thursday, 14 August 2008 15:18 (seventeen years ago)
"What would Will Hodgkinson look like if we slammed his face into a panini press and switched it on? We decided to find out..." (cover story for this Saturday's Weekend...)
― Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 14 August 2008 15:18 (seventeen years ago)
or a "breville" as one would call it
xpost
― ken c, Thursday, 14 August 2008 15:19 (seventeen years ago)
I binned the student guide w/o reading it. There was a decentish article about people using blogs to serve out spam & install malware in the technology section, I thought.
― Pashmina, Thursday, 14 August 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)
http://politicalbetting.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/guardian-voodoo-poll.jpg
So Guardian readers are much more likely to be Tory voters than the public.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)
I trust Max Gogarty
― They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 15:44 (seventeen years ago)
I know the Graun website is full of Tory trolls but that has all the hallmarks of a poll that four people have voted in.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 15:46 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, I'd say it's probably the same four Tory trolls who always turn up on HYS, Labour Home and suchlike.
― It's 10.00 and I'm Huw Edwards. I don't write this stuff. (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)
The cartoon they're currently running on the back of the G2 on a friday is perhaps the most unfunny, ametuerishly drawn strip I've seen in actual print.
― chap, Friday, 3 October 2008 13:18 (seventeen years ago)
The most unfunny strip in print is still Chris Roy Taylor's "The Omnipresent", available in every edition of thelondonpaper. Every single one seems to have been carefully designed to be as completely shit as possible. I mean it actually feels deliberate; that's how bad it is.
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Friday, 3 October 2008 13:22 (seventeen years ago)
(looks at back of G2) god it is crap, isn't it.
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Friday, 3 October 2008 13:22 (seventeen years ago)
(x-post)
Hahaha oh god that sucks.
― Matt DC, Friday, 3 October 2008 13:23 (seventeen years ago)
I've seen many many shitty internet comix that crap all over it.
― chap, Friday, 3 October 2008 13:25 (seventeen years ago)
That Guardian one is beyond bad. Has she even seen a human face before?
― Raw Patrick, Friday, 3 October 2008 13:33 (seventeen years ago)
is this the "karine frischmann" or whatever one?
it's not just the drawings, the "jokes" are horrendous. each one seems to have no punchline except "I was a weird quirky child!!!" when there's not even anything weird about the stupid stories.
can we get a dom p thought on these?
― Local Garda, Friday, 3 October 2008 13:38 (seventeen years ago)
online link?
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Friday, 3 October 2008 13:41 (seventeen years ago)
thanks for warning me about this dudes
― Annoying Display Name (blueski), Friday, 3 October 2008 13:49 (seventeen years ago)