okay! happy birthday!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:30 (thirteen years ago)
xp - true
― You must be very cold in the sack. (sarahell), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:31 (thirteen years ago)
23 is just my go-to young person on ilx age fwiw
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:31 (thirteen years ago)
hjbd
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:31 (thirteen years ago)
aren't you super young, too horseshoe?
― You must be very cold in the sack. (sarahell), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:32 (thirteen years ago)
hbdty mordy
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:32 (thirteen years ago)
I didn't think Mordy was super young.
HORSESHOE!!!
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:33 (thirteen years ago)
yah whatever the Hebrew is for Happy Jewish Birthday, dude
― Koné 2013 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:33 (thirteen years ago)
i feel kinda middle-aged bc i have child + grey hair in temples but i'm not 30 yet (29!) which is i think the legit middle age cutoff? or maybe this time next year i'll be sure 40 is middle aged and 30 is still super young
― Mordy, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:34 (thirteen years ago)
I have no idea about any ilx-specific details anymore and feel much healthier for it tbh
― You must be very cold in the sack. (sarahell), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:34 (thirteen years ago)
30 feels pretty young to me ;_;
― Koné 2013 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:34 (thirteen years ago)
Fu midde aged is w/e age yr youngest uncle is
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:35 (thirteen years ago)
I was going to wish you a happy birthday but I think you just said that 30 is middle age so fuck off instead.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:35 (thirteen years ago)
i don't think most people consider 30 middle aged. 40 sounds closer but even then... idk
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:35 (thirteen years ago)
Sry E, the phone rang 40 mins ago and I'm still on it, annoyed w the phone call and also can't focus as much as I want to.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:36 (thirteen years ago)
― horseshoe, Tuesday, May 7, 2013 3:31 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'm 23!
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:36 (thirteen years ago)
(hi E!)
xxp omg Mordy i know we have tussled before but i can't believe you just said 30 is middleaged how dare u
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:36 (thirteen years ago)
― Koné 2013 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, May 7, 2013 12:34 PM (57 seconds ago)
minus the sadness
― You must be very cold in the sack. (sarahell), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:36 (thirteen years ago)
middle-aged is 35 - 55 according to the US Census
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:36 (thirteen years ago)
50 something imo.
x-post - btw I was only kidding. Happy jewish birthday!
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:37 (thirteen years ago)
ha! see, i'm close!
― Mordy, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:37 (thirteen years ago)
I'm just gonna go with 55 then. That sounds about right.
NO YOU WERE NOT CLOSE.
lol
i mean, who knows what is true in this brave new world where you're an adolescent until 30 lol
i'm pretty sure the US Census says "30 is the new 20"
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:38 (thirteen years ago)
has anyone on that thread copped to like exploitative gross porn?
― You must be very cold in the sack. (sarahell), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:38 (thirteen years ago)
at the beginning of the year someone told me 40 is the 20 and I was all "the only ppl saying that are 40 year olds"
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:39 (thirteen years ago)
^
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:39 (thirteen years ago)
lol well, yeah
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:39 (thirteen years ago)
the porn and feminism thread has been pretty good so far, but could really benefit from more of a female perspective.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:40 (thirteen years ago)
40 is def middle age, life expectancy is like 78, get over it imbo
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:40 (thirteen years ago)
in my butt's opinion
in my brilliant opinion
― Mordy, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:41 (thirteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_life_expectancy
brb, moving to USVI
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:42 (thirteen years ago)
being 38 rules imo, but then again i'm not a debauched porn addict like some of you other middle-agers apparently are. ps middle age begins at 28, if you can make it past rock star age you're basically swiftly rusting away into the grave.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:47 (thirteen years ago)
guys age is just a number
― la mord de l'auteur (wins), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:50 (thirteen years ago)
oops meant to post that in the pron thread
― la mord de l'auteur (wins), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:51 (thirteen years ago)
haha
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:52 (thirteen years ago)
i think middle age will begin for me at 50. if i don't make it to 100 i am going to be pissed. what would have been the point of all those kale smoothies?
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:53 (thirteen years ago)
anyone else afraid of aging and death? some people on the taylor swift thread were really cavalier about the fact that they didn't expect to live super long and i can't relate to that perspective. are they posturing, or are some people really not all that phased about their mortality?
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:00 (thirteen years ago)
middle aged is whatever twice my age is
― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
no, no one else is afraid of aging and death.
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:02 (thirteen years ago)
ilx: we fear not death
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:03 (thirteen years ago)
I took it to mean Mordy is 30 on his hebrew birthday and 30 is middle-aged in hebrew years
― mh, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:24 (thirteen years ago)
sorry, 29
― mh, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:25 (thirteen years ago)
when i read what you wrote about death Treeship i had a massive terror seizure which is still after-tremoring thru me now so there's my answer
― Koné 2013 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:26 (thirteen years ago)
Age is just a tumblr
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:27 (thirteen years ago)
try not to remember about death
― you say potatooles (onimo), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:33 (thirteen years ago)