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i switched from t-mobile to verizon wireless hoping that there would be pictures of the verizon guy on my monthly statement. but there aren't.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - you wish.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, ya got me

Okay, things I have learned today, thanks to this thread:

*what a "furry" is
*that google is like a university wherein I learn all the horrible things about humanity that I would've never wanted to learn in a billionty jillion years

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

so sex with a ladywolf would be sexy, but sex with a lady sasquatch wouldn't?

Sicko.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

SPECIESIST

― somebody else, appalled at nickalicious' speciesist sexual fascism (nickalicious, Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

One of my fears is that someday I will look exacly like the Verizon guy, and people will make "can you hear me now" jokes about me all the time.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, I just imagined a she-wolf who, wanting to appear younger and more desirable, shaves her pussy.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i still want a band called She-wolf. Too bad I don't play any instruments besides SAXOPHONE.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, stop pretending you're hindered by playing sax. you could be like Rindy Ross from Quaterflash! Or Lora Logic! There's hellawesome precedent.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

how about her, nickalicious?

http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season4/vidcaps/62_29.jpg

(i r a buffy dork)

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Girls who play saxophone, now there is a fetish I will wholeheartedly own up to.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never watched Buffy, so I'm afeared of commenting on said picture, should she turn out to be a werepomeranian or something...but she is k-rowr, with them big ol' lips and whatnot. I like lips.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah those are nice lips

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I like girls with them trumpet-playin' (or even better, sousaphone-playin') lips.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Jordan you have nice lips

― Ididn'ttypethis (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

well shit I so wasn't horny when I saw this thread but now I'm thinking about all these girls playing wind instruments and...thanks a lot, asshats.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, she is kinda werepomeranianish in that ep, but she's hot when she's human...

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

does anyone want an Mp3 of me playing the sax. I just so happen to have one.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Jordan you have nice lips

That's the sweetest thing anyone's said to me in weeks.

does anyone want an Mp3 of me playing the sax

I do!

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a penis hat!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandee, what's an HQX file and how do I play it?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

what do jordan's lips look like?

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.madolan.com/disasterdinner/music.jpg
http://madolan.com/comics/cornninjascomic.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Jordan looks like a suave motherfocker.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

HE PLAYS A MEAN TAMBOURINE

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(I don't remember if it was green)

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Does this mean you'll all sleep with me?

(sorry, just trying to stay on topic)

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

haha jordan dude
that corn maze is SO AWESOME!
it's a PIRATE THEME

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmm, those ARE nice & juicy lips!!!

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Was it a pirate when you went?! It was a big dragon the year I was there.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah this year: PIRATES!
i was afraid of them but
my kids kept me safe

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG

http://shopping.bancinternal.com/accounts/treinen//2004%20corn%20maze%20002_500w.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

THAT IS AMAZING!

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah that eyepatch part
was a bitch to navigate!
i'm not good at that

but there was a girl
in the maze when we were there
AND SHE WAS SO HOTTTTT

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

(just to return the thread to its pre-corn origins)

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

this is the corny commiseration thread

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

porn maze

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Cock! Cock! Cock!

(nudging the thread further back on track)

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

That just makes me think of in Arrested Development, when Gob does the "COCKACOCKACOOO!" chicken thing, which in turn, just makes me laugh.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

are you in the ILX secret santa, di?

ha no but dear god i just saw (a bit of) that thread. i don't think i need a pocket pussy, i already have a pussy, and as it is snug between my legs i do not need a pocket.

PAGING BAM MARGERA. I AM HORNY, PLEASE HELP ME COMMISERATE. BRING YOUR PENIS.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i miss my gf

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 31 December 2004 07:09 (twenty-one years ago)

count me in on the general theme here, plz thx

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 31 December 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Erm, yes, in general agreement. Whoever or whatever turned my libido back on, could you please turn it back off again. Annoyingly inconvenient at the moment.

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Friday, 31 December 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoever or whatever turned Kate's libido back on, can you do the same for my wife please? kthxbye

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 31 December 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Why would an ex-girlfriend come over at 1 o'clock in the morning just to sleep next to me? Why would she not want to make teh sex?
The resultant horniness is almost too much.

― Trip Maker (Sean Witzman), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

you should have whacked off on her while she was asleep.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

You're right.

― Trip Maker (Sean Witzman), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's snowing!"

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Oh. My. GOD.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 28 February 2005 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

All-time high?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 28 February 2005 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

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