"mr bruce, my child is blind, heal her"
"mr bruce - i need more grain to get me through the winter."
"mr bruce sir - our youngest has polio, please lay your hands on her..."
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Sunday, 5 May 2013 09:42 (thirteen years ago)
Mr Bruce casts out the cash convertors
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 5 May 2013 10:00 (thirteen years ago)
"I asked you to tidy up, Alex"
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 5 May 2013 10:35 (thirteen years ago)
Reina; Johnson, Carragher, Agger, Jose Enrique; Lucas, Gerrard, Downing, Henderson; Coutinho, Sturridge
Howard; Coleman, Jagielka; Distin, Baines, Mirallas, Osman, Gibson, Pienaar, Fellaini; Anichebe
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 5 May 2013 12:26 (thirteen years ago)
So if Wigan beat Swansea on Tuesday, shit suddenly gets very real for the entire bottom half of the table again, doesn't it? Assuming Stoke don't get a win away at Sunderland on Monday night.
Woah I hadn't actually noticed that but srsly the team in 11th could still go down.
I'm not sure Swansea have actually beaten anyone since winning the league cup in February.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 5 May 2013 13:04 (thirteen years ago)
Everton goal disallowed because of......erm.......
― The Horse Rustler and the Rustler's Horse (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 5 May 2013 13:44 (thirteen years ago)
Argh fuck off with this piece of shit team selection Fergie.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 5 May 2013 14:41 (thirteen years ago)
it's a rum'un alright
― Number None, Sunday, 5 May 2013 14:41 (thirteen years ago)
Maximising his chances of signing Bale there.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 5 May 2013 14:55 (thirteen years ago)
suspect that after a lot of noise, levy will keep him for another year with an agreement he can leave then
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 5 May 2013 15:11 (thirteen years ago)
even if they don't get cl
Mister Potato - no compromise
― The Horse Rustler and the Rustler's Horse (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 5 May 2013 15:15 (thirteen years ago)
not a very good game
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 5 May 2013 15:45 (thirteen years ago)
am watching wrexham - newport
and newport have scorrrred
― have a nice Blog (imago), Sunday, 5 May 2013 15:47 (thirteen years ago)
realness
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 5 May 2013 15:50 (thirteen years ago)
ohhhh zip it
wrexham had both brett ormerod and dele adebola, which is some platonic ideal of rampant bigness. too big, in fact. newport in the league.
― have a nice Blog (imago), Sunday, 5 May 2013 15:58 (thirteen years ago)
phil fucking jones
― have a nice Blog (imago), Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:08 (thirteen years ago)
Not even a free kick for Giggs on Luiz - you do that and the ref gives a penalty, no complaints imo
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:08 (thirteen years ago)
well it was a yard outside the box but
― have a nice Blog (imago), Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:09 (thirteen years ago)
Phil Jones is completely shite afaict
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:09 (thirteen years ago)
Think has to be in the box to be a penalty. I'll just check.
― The Horse Rustler and the Rustler's Horse (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
I know it was xp but stopping your pull the instant before you reach the white line is some bullshit imo
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
This is very boring. I understand that we have absolutely nothing to play for, but am surprised Chelsea don't feel the need to do more.
― The Horse Rustler and the Rustler's Horse (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:14 (thirteen years ago)
phil jones :D
― have a nice Blog (imago), Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
He's not irredeemable as such, he's more like the defensive Andy Carroll
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
oh ffs Utd you cunts
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:43 (thirteen years ago)
oh my god phil jones
― have a nice Blog (imago), Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:43 (thirteen years ago)
Rooney you lazy useless fat stupid fucking cunt
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
give the ball away and then stand and watch as chelsea walk it in
― have a nice Blog (imago), Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
(jones, that is)
I was trying to be kind to you Jones
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
Rafael you wannabe winger nowhere cunt
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
Jones you melty waxfaced gormless cunt
Luiz you cunt
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
it's cool darra, u just have to beat chelsea now
― have a nice Blog (imago), Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)
i mean, that was always the case given chelsea's GD
Tyler you pronunciation-orrecting cunt where were you in the 70's
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)
brimming-with-confidence Chelsea
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
Pair of packs of cunts
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:51 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.minus.com/ibevm3P0mefEsn.gif
― Number None, Sunday, 5 May 2013 17:05 (thirteen years ago)
less cunty than all the other instances of playacting where the lie is sociopathically committed to tbf.
― ohmigud (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 5 May 2013 17:06 (thirteen years ago)
Spurs likely have to win all three games now, right? Can't see it I'm afraid.
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 5 May 2013 17:13 (thirteen years ago)
http://c1.hoopchina.com.cn/uploads/star/event/images/130123/a4d395a56ef5d2ba55a72549fa81232730f7bf56.jpg
― there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 6 May 2013 04:08 (thirteen years ago)
the wild card is wigan - arsenal
― have a nice Blog (imago), Monday, 6 May 2013 09:37 (thirteen years ago)
Arsenal should beat Wigan at the Emirates. Newcastle away on the last day of the season could be interesting if they still need something to be sure of staying up.
― хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Monday, 6 May 2013 09:42 (thirteen years ago)
Although it's pretty much the definition of grasping at straws if you need Newcastle to do you a favour.
― хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Monday, 6 May 2013 09:43 (thirteen years ago)
Arsenal will win all their remaining games. Chelsea's game against Everton is probably the real wild card here.
I can totally see Spurs beating Chelsea and then grinding to a miserable halt away at Stoke though.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 May 2013 17:42 (thirteen years ago)
Lampard breaks record to beat spurs after we take early lead
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Monday, 6 May 2013 19:11 (thirteen years ago)
The players in Sunderland's starting line-up have scored seven goals from open play this season.
― there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 6 May 2013 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
alright yeah these people are actually still on Villa's payroll at this point
― random accies memories (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 6 May 2013 19:34 (thirteen years ago)