lol high school

back in my slam poetry days
http://xs223.xs.to/xs223/08021/lolhs.png

holy

shit

he is LAYING IT DOWN, he is DICTATING

http://a212.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_ab963ec6e6e295edd1435f4bb6fb7a93.jpg

at locker with same insane bun-thing and some awful orange button-down, that's probably DANIELLE'S hair on the right

http://a572.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/55/l_ce4889a533e56359bbdbce11f2ffd4bb.jpg

No memory of who took this, who is the other girl in it, or where we were. I am on the left.

http://a499.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/90/l_bf87ad5bf4e6f99468317e43da1f1e2a.jpg

me left, with my best friend in the middle (who i actually hated) and DANIELLE again. I now remember the hideous orange shirt, which said "pudgey's bar"

LOL "REBELETTES" DANCE TEAM, I am on the far left, probably obsessing that I am not as skinny as LESLIE

aw, here it is

http://a272.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/84/l_9eeb6c780317d8f94012fae47e5e68ef.jpg

i have seen a lot of drill team uniforms in my time and i must say those are the classiest.

well, we were all nerds

in 10 years' time i would be caught robbing the art gallery of the girl to my immediate left during a first friday celebration

never saw any of the others again

"... and now i'm BACK IN school!"

last year of hs, school ball/s. pretty much the only photos i have from hs, cuz i was a tubby dumpling up until my last year at school.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1429/1051148860_5cd5c8ee89.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1203/1051148874_bc952891af_o.jpg

HS Roxy = cuet

You're on the left in both, right? Cute!

first photo is with two of my best friends (still my bfs); second one features a kleptomaniac, and a girl who spoke in tongues.

yah. had dramatic (but not anorexic/bulimic) weight loss in final yr @ hs. was a TOTAL TUBSTER before that.

I'll I've got scanned is my senior portrait. 1992, y'all!

http://i14.tinypic.com/73kfx5c.jpg

lol me and the first of my many gay boyfriends in front of tori amos' tour bus! this cd is a gold mine of embarrassment!

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6268/metylersp6.jpg

finally an outlet for my narcissism on the internet!

in approximated chronological order:

http://i9.tinypic.com/6xskx1s.jpg
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http://i16.tinypic.com/6qd893m.jpg

http://i14.tinypic.com/6lwe8ti.jpg
http://i2.tinypic.com/6y5oyup.jpg
http://i16.tinypic.com/852o7lh.jpg

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I think everyone's seen the old lolgoth and cutsey molly ringwaldesque pics of me from the late 80s already.

jhøshea, if you had lived in blount county, i would have tried to befriend you so hard

omg jho

plz make a book of your high school pics

yah that wouldve been fun - wheres blount county?

jordan i have a page on my website that i would happily direct u towards except its down at the moment - check back later!

<3 jhoshea awesome

aw thanks everyone its good to know that all that effort wasnt for naught

the trying really hard to be cool effort im referring to

blount county is in tennessee, jho

who is that girl in your CLARINET pic? is she famous?

thats my friend vanessa - shes famous for throwing my fried ben family's wrapped up hanukkah presents into the snowy backyard when we were tripping.

coincidentally that picture was taken in ben's house as were a few others

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/rekkids.jpg

Last day of senior year; skipped awards ceremony to go to records store. Turns out I got a couple of awards and the givers were v upset by my jiltage.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/principal.jpg

Last day of junior year. I was calling this random old man "My guy's guy" and totally hmming it up for no reason but it got a hueg laffs reaction. It turns out My Guy's Guy was our principal. I had no idea what he looked like. So, there we are, me and Principal My Guy's Guy.

abbott i want SQUUEEEZZEE you!

the principal picture is perfect

jho, lol @ your "fried ben"

Jhosea's Dunkin Donuts = A+++

yah my fried friend ben - hes the non-smoking one in the dunkies pic.

o god we used to hang out in that dunkin donuts so much WHY WHY ???

we would all kill for that clarinet shirt now, im sure

aww roxy

i don't have any digital pics of when i was in high school but i have some old short movies

http://youtube.com/profile?user=Sheepfeed

i was never a good free throw shooter

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9719/hoopsgi6.jpg

lol short shorts

rock the fac, latebloomer!

Me as a Sophomore (age 15). I remember posting this pic before but couldn't find a WDYLL as a teenager thread.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v609/nickn/?action=view¤t=sophmoric.jpg

Or this???

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/nickn/sophmoric.jpg

I'm sure I have posted this before. Me at about age 16, in my backyard, looking rather Kristin Hersh-like.

http://www.memorygongs.com/trace_beret.jpg

aww trayce that is v. cuet

Is that a RECTANGULAR TRAMPOLINE?

mookiehoops

hoopieroots

lol apparently the 40+ year-olds beat the high schoolers

ha nice

lol

http://i.imgur.com/rmSIO5C.jpg

wkiw

I just remembered doing a high school play which ended in this long convoluted scene which featured a lot of minor actors who weren't part of the main rehearsals. One of them screws up and says a line that's like 3 pages down in the script, then the other actors follow suit, essentially skipping like five minutes of the play. The problem is my character is supposed to be off stage at this point, I think he winds up getting poisoned or something (this was a black comedy), but I'm just standing there in the center, not knowing what to do. So after a minute there's a pause in the dialogue and I yell out "Aaah! I'm having a heart attack!!", stumble backwards and fall as far back towards the scenery as I can, so I can be out of everyone's way. This of course greatly confuses both the audience and everyone on stage, and as a result they botch the dialogue yet again, and the play sort of abruptly ends a couple minutes later. Man do I wish someone had filmed that. Funny enough everyone "blamed" me (blame in quotes because almost everyone thought it was hilarious) even though it was really some bit actor, not that I wanted to throw him under the bus. Anyway, there's my cool high school story no one asked for.