Steven Spielberg - classic or dud

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I am the only person in the world who thinks Jaws is a shitty, shitty movie. I don't entirely blame Spielberg because the book it's based on is even worse than the film, so in that respect, he did well.

Looking at that list above I realize I've disliked a LOT of his movies, without even really realizing they were Spielberg flix. I mean the only movies that I like in that list are Raiders, Last Crusade, Duel, Catch Me If You Can (and that's not even an active like because I forgot I saw it until recently) and...uh...well, I don't actually like Jurassic Park at ALL but Jeff Goldblum dresses fantastically in it so I'll give it a little bit of a pass (THAT FINAL SHOT OF THE T-REX AND THE RAPTORS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST SHOT IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF CINEMATOGRAPHY AND DIRECTION AND THAT IS A STONE COLD FACT PEOPLE). I'd like Saving Private Ryan better if the bookends were deleted and it was about a half hour shorter.

Dr. Morbius, how about you discuss the "disturbing adult themes" in, say, Catch Me If You Can?

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

He's okay. I thought Minority Report was pretty decent, up until the ending, anyway.

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

anyway, i gotta agree with everyone praising band of brothers on this thread, i really liked it so much more than i expected (and overall a lot more than saving private ryan).

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

Dud. Fuck him. I am Filmist.

Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

Ok the more I'm thinking about that final shot of the T-Rex and the Raptors in the lobby with the fucking banner floating in front of them in Jurassic Park the more angry I'm getting. Goddamn hack.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

minority report had a pretty good first third/half, i guess, but boy does it ever go to shit. and it's about as dark and adult as an episode of young indiana jones

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

catch me if you can woulda been alot more disturbing/adult/fun if it'd kept true to frank abagnale's motivation in the book (pussy).

jaws fucking rules ally. jpark3's pretty great, the best of the bunch no doubt. poltergeist was pretty great. band of brothers was incredible. into the west was rousing fun.

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

catch me would've been better if it had been about 30 mins shorter

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

WAIT WAIT I ALSO LIKE EMPIRE OF THE SUN.

Jaws does NOT fucking rule!

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

i think jpark3 is rett bratner or someone...

N_RQ, Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

it's jumanji guy... joe johnston

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

nrq makes a really good point: that maybe spielberg is - deliberately? that wd be so cool - sacrificing good UNIFIED WORKS for the opportunity to make astonishing scenes or moments

UNIFIED WORKS suck anyway

ie his refusal to end his recent movies unyuckily is the price he is prepared to pay for the chance to shoot [x] idea

i don't buy this really, but i wd admire SS lots if i discovered this is where he's secretly at

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

war of the worlds woulda been alot better if richard dreyfuss had come out of the ship at the end.

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

or if it had turned out it was the nazis!

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

allyzay i have seen lisztomania and yr hyperbole impresses me none

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

jaws rules

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thegreenhead.com/cat-gallery/3/cat_g3_10.jpg
from up-coming director's cut

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

free frisky

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

i don't buy this really, but i wd admire SS lots if i discovered this is where he's secretly at

oh, begone intentionality! i think most movies are compendia of bits with lots of redundancies put in to keep front office happy. it's always been like that(?). spielberg is a total enigma as a man -- i have read a biography of him and know NOTHING about him.

but cutting through or ignoring the 'greatest generation' blah i've been impressed by the action scenes in the saving private ryan/band of brothers projects.

as with albums, ignore the rubbish bits.

N_RQ, Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

bbbbbbbut what if Richard Dreyfuss was the Nazis?????!

My hyperbole is totally correct, watch JP again and wait for it...that final shot of the freaking T-Rex. Claymation dinosaur, why you ruin shot all the time? I would've liked Jurassic Park better if there was no dinosaurs, but instead Richard Dreyfuss and Roy Scheider.

Anyway I am still interested in finding out how Spielberg classics like Catch Me If You Can or The Terminal or The Lost World explore more disturbing, dark, and adult themes than Bamboozled and are more complex than The Big Lebowski! I'll give Morbius Soderberg.

XPOST ARGH STOP IT WITH THOSE MORPHED ANIMALS

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Film school types have a different measuring stick than an ordinary film viewer like me. Speilberg is probably the quinessential film school success story, the Lord of the Film School Graduates, the wet dream of budding director-wannabes. He's filthy rich, can command any script he pleases, casts A-list actors at will, and has all Hollywood groveling before him. He's a One Phone Call kind of guy.

Does this make him classic, or just Darryl Zanuck reborn?

I stick with my B+ assessement. He has good chops, and a consistent record. I like him OK, but nothing he makes excites me much.

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

'lost world' is about the amoral exploitation of scientific research for profit -- it's an adult theme. treatment another matter.

aimless -- steve is hurt, but he will try to improve his record for next semester.

N_RQ, Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

i don't give a penny fig for intentionality nrq, it is a phantom of goofy wackness, i wd still admire SS if this is where he was at!! it wd just be kinda cool given everything, if he too thought john williams wz an gharstly hack but WHAT THE HELL, at least with him on board i get to do x y and z

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

well the treatment and exploration of these adult themes would seem to be the key here.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

jpark1 wasn't all that but people were just so damn happy to finally get to see a real live dinosaur.

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

wow you musta sawn i difft version to me blount

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

Film school types have a different measuring stick than an ordinary film viewer like me. Speilberg is probably the quinessential film school success story, the Lord of the Film School Graduates, the wet dream of budding director-wannabes. He's filthy rich, can command any script he pleases, casts A-list actors at will, and has all Hollywood groveling before him. He's a One Phone Call kind of guy.

what's your point here exactly? that people in film school like him because he's successful? wtf does that have to do with anything

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

claymation dinosaurs

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

when i finally saw jurassic park 2 i was amazed at how bad and UN-masterful it was actually

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

(hmmm i am leavin the surface of planet english i think --- brisk walk off to robster's bday for me)

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

give him our best mark

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

will do! i am sure this will be settled when i am next online

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Bamboozled is a decent sketch til it peters out when it wants us to take 2-D charcters seriously. (I like 25th Hour) The Big Lebowski is another half-amusing, mostly empty rip on old movies (yuck on pointless Kate Hepburn impression).

>how about you discuss the "disturbing adult themes" in, say, Catch Me If You Can?<

No, not a classic. Quite a decent Missing/Inadequate Dad Complex meditation (major Spielberg motif), tho, with both Leo and Walken putting in unusually deep performances before returning to check-cashing roles.

The Terminal: America as Last Best Melting Pot AND Dubya's Fortress ("America is closed").

JP2 was the last of his I skipped.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Are you, like, actually serious with all of your posts on these film threads or are you like "doing a Momus"?

I think Walken's performance in Catch Me If You Can is completely immemorable, as immemorable as he gets, at least. Also, I'm not sure how I understand in what way Savion Glover's character in Bamboozled is any more of a "2-D sketch" than Leonardo DiCaprio's character here (note: this does not imply that DiCaprio's character IS a "2-D sketch"). And yes, the 25th Hour beats the crap out of both of these movies, and anything Spielberg's done in, oh, 10 or 15 years. I was keeping off the sucka punches on the "Spielberg more provocative than Lee" comment but if you wanna kick yourself in a metaphorical discussion-genitals go ahead!

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

what's your point here exactly? that people in film school like him because he's successful?

Not quite. Film schoolies love him because he is the archetypal film school product. Speilberg sat through all the same classes, learned all the same rigamarole as them and then he went out and became the Nu Robot Overlord of films. It sprinkles fairy dust (read: imagined money & power) over the whole film school experience.

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

as to the best of my knowledge, nobody on this thread is a "film schoolie," so i'm still not sure what your point is

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

also i doubt ET made $435 million purely on the virture of spielberg setting a good example for "film schoolies"

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Spielberg hasn't ended a movie well in 20 years. In fact, he's the godfather of SHITTY, UNFUCKINGWATCHABLE endings.

don weiner (don weiner), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

"Spielberg more provocative than Lee"

Never said that. But Lee can't really fake provocation regularly anymore. Cine-hipsters turn to City of God, Y Tu Mama Tambien etc for that pose now.

Yeah, Walken's much more memorable sleepwalking through gangster and vampire roles, or SNL. Hey, he recites lines off the expected beats!

I was quite moved by the ending of The Terminal and chilled by A.I.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

i doubt ET made $435 million purely...

By the same token Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't make $250 million as an actor by being chopped liver, either. Although it is rather hard to pin down exactly what his talent was. Your point being?

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

jurassic park is probly my fav spielberg after last crusade, i dunno how much is direction and how much is great great great great great performances from everybody in it- neill, goldblum (as usual), dern (or 'tyrannysaurus sex' according to waynes world), old dude, bulimic girl from angus, newmann from seinfeld, even that weird cartoon of sam jackson ('hold onto your butts!'), i never ever get tired of it. jurassic park 2 was really surprisingly good the 1st time i saw it but does not stand up too much after that, it wastes vince vaughn and julianne moore and really goldblum too, but its still got that weird t rex hunter dudes and the cliff hanger with the trailer HANGING OVER A CLIFF which i still think is one of the great pieces of modern action movies on par w/ anything from die hard or whatever

3, Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

and yeah producing gremlins 2 is enough to give him a pass for 700 million shitty spielberg movies

3, Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

I remember when it was pretty funny that Vince Vaughn went from second banana in indie Doug Liman film to BLAMMO! Jurassic Park sequel.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

ohh hook is really good too! theres some funny shit in that movie!!

3, Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

xpost yeah i know they waste him completely tho, hes got a couple one liners but you dont even get a backstory or any of that, hes just like this weird extra

3, Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

I dare Dr Morbius to say something without sarcastically deriding the intelligence and/or sincerity of everyone who disagrees with him in a manner suggestive of a shut-in 20-y.o.

TOMBOT, Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

another thing about jurassic park 2 is that it stars not just maude lebowski but also KARL HUNGUS!!! and he gets eaten by lil dinosaurs!! 'vee dont care! vee still wants zee money lebowski or vee fucks you up!!!!' spielberg likes him obv cuz he was in minority report too

4, Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

i dare you to ignore him!

4, Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www2.filmweb.no/multimedia/archive/00014/Tom_Cruise_og_Samant_14370a.jpg
minority report was pretty bad but he gets love for weird bald samantha morton

3, Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

"Three years before production began, Steven Spielberg assembled a team of sixteen future experts in Santa Monica to brainstorm out the year 2054 for him. This team included Neil Gershenfeld, professor at the Media Lab at MIT; Shaun Jones, director of biomedical research at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency); William Mitchell, dean of the school of architecture at MIT; Peter Calthorpe, the New Urbanism evangelist; Jaron Lanier, one of the inventors of virtual reality technology; Douglas Coupland, author and commentator; Stewart Brand, author, scientist and co-creator of The Well online community; Kevin Kelly, founder of Wired Magazine; 'Harald Belker', car designer; and 'John Underkoffler', the science and technology advisor for the movie."

and it STILL looked fake

3, Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

The fact that the home they return to is a recreation on a soundstage was meta in so many different ways but unavoidably so following on from Fabelmans. All of his father-angst of Close Encounters now gives way to something much bigger & less self-centered; this movie reflects much more a Spielberg who feels firmly part of the world, and who CARES for the world, than the angst of a single 20-something dude who stilll believed his dad had abandoned him

Love this.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:20 (yesterday)

I enjoyed this. My only gripes:

-Having the most generic, boring creature designs for the aliens

-Spielberg's naive hippie optimism doesn't play as well in 2026

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:22 (yesterday)

Colin Firth's character was also comically bad at his job but that is actually fitting for 2026

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:23 (yesterday)

Nothing deep to say, I just loved this movie.

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 14 June 2026 02:26 (twelve hours ago)

xps Joseph McBride's book on Spielberg is likely the best one out there by a wide margin. Spielberg's never been one of my favorites - while I appreciate his natural gifts as a storyteller and enjoy his work enough to see almost everything, I also have strong reservations about most of his work - but McBride does a thorough and fantastic job detailing each film as both a critic and a historian. Spielberg is pretty much his favorite filmmaker since John Ford, and he makes clear and strong arguments as to why that is with each of his films. (By the same token, his criticisms of his lesser work are about as convincing as well.) Spielberg himself has read McBride's book and word got back to McBride (I think through Spielberg's assistant) that he absolutely loves it. If anyone should do a Truffaut/Hitchcock-type book, it's McBride, and it would be fitting - McBride was also close friends with Truffaut, wrote the definitive biography on John Ford (perhaps the greatest influence on Spielberg's work) and actually wrote a great Truffaut/Hitchock-type book on Howard Hawks, i.e. he's done this before.

birdistheword, Sunday, 14 June 2026 06:54 (seven hours ago)

Correction: it was another (unnamed) director, not Spielberg's assistant. Per McBride:

Adrian Hennigan in the Israeli publication Haaretz thinks someone should have adapted my STEVEN SPIELBERG: A BIOGRAPHY instead of Spielberg making THE FABELMANS. But I don't want any of my books adapted into movies. I've turned down several offers. James Lipton's questions to Spielberg -- including the comment mentioned in the article -- were discoveries from my book, used without credit. Spielberg did seem stunned to be asked about them. A director who worked with Spielberg told me that as a result of my book, "Steven loves you, loves you, LOVES you."

birdistheword, Sunday, 14 June 2026 07:02 (seven hours ago)

McBride's books about Frank Capra and Billy Wilder also good.

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 June 2026 10:57 (three hours ago)

Ernst Lubitsch too. There are some others I don't have so can't comment.

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 June 2026 10:59 (three hours ago)


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