why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Look into her eyes
Look back at her eyes again
Look intently at the filmy surface of her eyes
It'll drive her crazy

lazulum, Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

it'll drive her crazy, i promise

love, dad

trey songz, m.d. - "it's dr. heal-your-girl" (m bison), Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

Gotta say that one reads less like "how to be a man" material, and more like milo's "7th grade facebook ecosystem" - this is imaginary advice for 12-year-olds furiously scribbling down notes and planning their perfect first move. Really picturing Louis from Tom The Dancing Bug here.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/hand-over-face-15077239.jpg

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 28 April 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

Oh btw I was grocery shopping this morning, and happened to turn around to look at something behind me; I saw that the cashier in the line behind me, who had her back to me, had a t-shirt on and on the back, in stylized, highlighted script, it just said . . . ."Bob Marley." It was all I could do not to burst out laughing. Really want to know what was on the front.

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Sunday, 28 April 2013 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

on the front it said "Oh btw I was grocery shopping this morning, and happened to turn around to look at something behind me; I saw that the cashier in the line behind me, who had her back to me, had a t-shirt on and on the back, in stylized, highlighted script, it just said . . . ."

D:

the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 28 April 2013 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

Bob is dead -- Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead -- Bob

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Sunday, 28 April 2013 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

Jacob Marley is dead - Scrooge

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 28 April 2013 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

Bob Marley is dead - Basil Brush

Mark G, Sunday, 28 April 2013 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

-bob marley

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:55 (thirteen years ago)

ironic that bob marley died when a piano fell on him

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 April 2013 00:40 (thirteen years ago)

bob marley didn't say that, xp

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 01:50 (thirteen years ago)

bruce willis's character is dead the whole movie

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 April 2013 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

the secret of pulp fiction iirc

mh, Monday, 29 April 2013 02:05 (thirteen years ago)

y it is called die hard

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 29 April 2013 08:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7jNqInc.jpg

乒乓, Monday, 29 April 2013 12:06 (thirteen years ago)

I tell you what, if you want to grab someone's face, two fingers jammed up their nostrils works a treat. leaves you with a free hand too, so you don't even have to put down your sandwich

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 29 April 2013 12:28 (thirteen years ago)

If you grab someone's face, they may give you $5,000.

scintilla (seandalai), Monday, 29 April 2013 13:47 (thirteen years ago)

SORRY if this has been posted. no way in hell I can load this whole page.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/556593_162300870583800_271756088_n.jpg

scott seward, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

seems p obvious i'm not against bullying since i did all that stuff and such, jeez.

the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

That 1% you said had a heart. They just got stabbed in the heart.

crüt, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

1% empathy
what a country

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

I like this sub-phenomenon of re-posting strategies. Pessimistic reverse psychology seems to get results.

lazulum, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

soz gay boy

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

was pretty jokes tho

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

You think you freaking know them. Guess what?You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying And furthermore you are a disgrace to the teaching profession imo

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

Quite like this for a meme: http://www.quickmeme.com/Scumbag-Brain/popular/2/

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/12517_581301701903280_633049928_n.png

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

I met a man with seven wives

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

I met a man with a dollar,
we exchanged blows and
now I have 2 dollars.

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

all this has done for me is get Frank Black's 'Los Angeles' stuck in my head

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

looks like mr. magoo accidentally wandered into a facebook meme and was mistaken for a famous sage who happens to be his unlikely doppelganger

Spectrum, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

ehhhhhh not sure about this

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/284318_489992024389120_282978882_n.jpg

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

Ugh, fuck you.

emil.y, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

(Not you, LL, obviously. Unless you have a secret facebook macro making side and are actually responsible fir all of these.)

emil.y, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

no way!
i just saw this and thought yknow what that's not how they work AT ALL

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

also f u too <3

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

that is terrible.

crüt, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

an acoustic guitar, seriously?

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

lol

crüt, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

Girl on right really into his Boots of Spanish Leather

P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

so, girl that owns an acoustic guitar gets to share it with a fat guy with a bad jumper?

Mark G, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJCQYPcCMAIdcmx.jpg:large

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 29 April 2013 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJCQYPcCMAIdcmx.jpg:large

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 29 April 2013 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

nsfw

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/320864_163927437106766_714282513_n.jpg

how's life, Monday, 29 April 2013 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

What the what

I could drive myself nuts trying to figure out how the poses reflect the descriptors.

carl agatha, Monday, 29 April 2013 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

chart otm

it's up to you to determine what mark

mh, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

why is face-riding "professional"?

Standing doesn't seem all that fearless unless one of you has terrible balance.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 29 April 2013 23:31 (thirteen years ago)


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