why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

i can be cute, its my right, citizens arrest

you guys are so cute

http://lh3.ggpht.com/-6ch4aY9xKZU/ULxe-BbsbaI/AAAAAAAAYJA/CcooS2cG5C4/s1600/Rudolph%2Bthe%2BRed%2BNosed%2BReindeer%2BRudy.jpg

i'b cute! i'b cute!

You guys recognize that men calling women cute is not equivalent to people calling men cute, right? Due to power imbalances and gender stereotypes and the constantly reinforced idea that women's value lies primarily in how aesthetically pleasing are to men and the focus on women's looks over everything else they do/say? xp

― carl agatha, Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, but the thin line in particular rang hollow to me -- even her choice of words made her sound pretty pleased with herself "because i can more easily fit into sample sizes from the runway"

plus I doubt it's mostly men "congratulating" her for being "thin" idk I could be wrong

one man's "congratulating" is another man's "hey get off my ass!"

grimes on my ass

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/553037_474628479273376_1996989942_n.jpg

huh?

in the description it said it was promoting a new campaign called ICE where you put your emergency contact in your phone as ICE (In Case of Emergency) so that if you get run over they know who to call

that graphic is doing a very poor job of communicating that tho

Yo guys this is real, a woman once was crushed by an accident and LIVED because she kept her cell phone in her freezer. (Source: CINCINATTI PLAIN DEALER 02-15-12). HOW?? Simple knowledge of household science. Superconductors work by lowering the temperature of electricity allowing it tot ravel through the phone lines at greater speeds. Guess it pays to listen in high school science class. SHARE THIS in case of an emergency, DO IT NOW , COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE

major xps but i meant that i call muscular men cute, i'm not that conceited. or muscular.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2gy1Evb1Kg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/936101_545216755530068_381185503_n.jpg

this one made my blood boil.

That is the wrongest thing I've ever seen!

needs a period after period

it's perhaps philosophically defensible, and a hell of a lot of people wd agree with a slightly weakened form of that argument.

personally i read it as an asseveration that the poster is scum but that's just me

it's actually of value as a personal credo - if you changed it to first person, yes, it's true that whatever my beginnings, I am responsible for my choices. Telling that to somebody else unless you're in a personal relationship with them and they're copping out about something is way bullshit tho, and "no matter who you are, all your decisions are a simple matter of choice" is obv. gross class-blind anti-compassion bullshit

also why's there no arrow in the middle. follow the penis arrow imo you can't go wrong

yeah that's fair - "i will act as if everything i do is my own freely willed choice" is a lot more reasonable than "hey you chose to be a pauper with rickets, screw you"

actually replying to that gif with a Youtube of Sophie's Choice wd be lol

Seems to ignore the idea that the choices you make (and are available to you) are determined by a lot of the items on that list

who is this guy

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/644192_590894850922957_729069034_n.jpg

Late children's tv host Mr. Rogers. By all accounts a completely stand-up guy. I'm fine with this quote.

Yeah, one of the few things that has been shared on Facebook ad infinitum that I have zero problem with is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXEuEUQIP3Q

Just O_O amazing

the conclusion I reach from this thread is never post anything to facebook, because it's all risible

this is why I mostly just post news stories and music links

me, i like to make up aphorisms that range from trite to offensively stupid and slap them on top of a picture, sometimes a photo of a famous person i can mis-attribute my homespun wisdom to

- Bob Marley

Yeah anything actually by Mr. Rogers gets a free pass on this thread

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/424471_10152783703815707_513800418_n.jpg

converting people from one facetious little prick to another facetious dead prick one share at a time.

the fuck...this zappa clown doesn't sound like bieber at all. that's 5 seconds i'll never get back

lmao, lil tweens bumpin "as long as you love me" and answering survey questions all finding the zappa pic and just going YES this is what ive been missing

LOL at Roberto Spiralli

Vaclav Havel was a big Zappa fan. The world doesn't always make sense.

http://i.imgur.com/SozBZ9w.jpg

Maybe!

there's really nothing that can't be turned into a romanticized take on the stalker/victim dynamic.

"And maybe I am that wolf, and you, Famke Janssen, are that moon"

omg my otp <3 ;_;

stonedwolf.jpg

anyone wanna see my wolf/moon erotic fic email me at lunalupinelu✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧

maybe my dog is in love with the garbage truck

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/524196_10151660110843319_847946980_n.jpg

AND BABY I WAS MADE TO BE YOUR MAN
WE GOT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN
EVEN IF WE DON'T KNOW WHERE WE STAND
ONLY GOD WOULD KNOW THE REASON
BUT I BET HE MUST HAVE HAD A PLAN
CAUSE YOU WERE BORN TO BE MY BABY
AND BABY I WAS MADE TO BE YOUR MAN

Man, believe in stand. Reason? Plan Baby-man.

man
believe in
stand
reason plan
baby
man

^^ cryptic message

Vaclav Havel was a big Zappa fan. The world doesn't always make sense.

If you think Vaclav Havel's a bit of a dick, the world makes perfect sense.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/935508_586045248083157_2110572466_n.jpg

i can totally understand looking at these sorts of memes to cheer yourself up if you're depressed, the ridiculous thing is the thought of someone like, standing in line at the bank, trying to conjure this image up in their head and then going "oh, i feel so much better now, that worked"

Science!