That part of Price Is Right where the contestant stares wide-eyed into the audience as people shout out numbers to her. And then when Bob would say "Loretta, we need an answer...."
Fuck, I can't handle that kind of pressure. That 15 seconds is almost worse than 30 minutes of Frasier with two dinner dates.
― pplains, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
2) yogurt is for woman
I didn't know this was a thing, but
People who comment on the food I am eating, or have just ordered.
Keeps happening to me (a man) when I bring yogurt into work with my lunch, and now I know it is a thing.
― Walter Galt, Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
the yoplait greek yogurt has most favorable ratio of protein:sugars of commonly available supermarket single-serving greek yogurt cups fyi
― adam, Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
I saw one called Yopa
so embarrassing
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
gonna get a job making up horrible yogurt names
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
YoGurl
YoGina
Yulva
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
Yolposcopy
Yorgasm?
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
yulva is spectacular
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
Yonigurt -- nourishment for the powerful inner you
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, April 25, 2013 7:18 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lololololol
― carl agatha, Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
Yogina made me lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
Yoworries
Yoproblems
Yonergy
― ljubljana, Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
Yollopian
(comes in a tube)
― Pope Frank is the messenger of your doom (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
Yopenis (comes in a tube)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
yolo
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
People making references to sexual congress in mixed company = me being so embarrassed. Was at a party last week in which a woman asked the men, what do you call your dick? and the jokes and resulting answers were evidently enjoyed by all, with no apparent embarrassment on either side. My inner Puritan was mortified, I kind of had to pretend it wasn't happening.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
i would mentally be digging a hole in the floor for me to sit in, that sounds mortifying
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
I get embarrassed by stuff like that too. And also I wouldn't have an answer.
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:13 (eleven years ago) link
So I was doin' my old lady when the doorbell rings...
― mh, Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
I would assume they were performing their wacky impression of an old lady.
― Pope Frank is the messenger of your doom (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha
listen hun can you grab the oleo for me thanks dear uuuuuuuuggghhhh my sciatica
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
in other news, today a student (female) belched in class and wasn't embarrassed at all
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
she has my vote
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
eating ramen in public. there's this delicious ramen place that i would eat at every day if i could, but i cannot get it into my mouth in a dignified fashion. it's mortifying. i could get it to-go, but they charge a buck for the take-out container and it's just more plastic waste i'd end up throwing away.
― a sentimental knife (reddening), Saturday, 27 April 2013 07:42 (eleven years ago) link
listening to a phrasebook-style teach-yourself-German podcast, and even the English phrases are really enunciated with wild pitch swings and strange pauses, and it is agonising. it's like a very bad radio play, and I sometimes get this same feeling even from not-so-bad radio plays.
(I get that it's probably done to cater to EFL people who know more English than German and are using this in the absence of one in their own language. I wonder if the German sounds as horrible to a native speaker as the English does to me?)
― susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
In an Amazon review of a window fan, a reviewer wrote that the fan made a noise that bothered them like fingernails on a chalkboard...for us old folks who can remember chalk boards :)
UGH;a;sdlfkj
― Je55e, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
re: ramen, is it just ramen or any noodles?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
right now i am sat in a restaurant eating nasi goreng, and every time i dig in with my chopsticks the plate spins. this will not do.
― mistah WRIGHT! WHAT you doin'? (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 May 2013 09:09 (eleven years ago) link
the weezer song "el scorcho." they have lots of embarrassing songs but most of them are also good and the embarrassing aspects come from awkward emotional places. but that one is musically embarrassing. the pseudo-rapping, the lite "funkiness" ugh
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
that kind of "funkiness" generally makes me irrationally embarrassed, yes
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
being up late on the US west coast and having the last answer on the top 6 or 7 ILE threads. And worrying that I posted this same one already
― 0808ɹƃ (silby), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 06:43 (eleven years ago) link
Any time I hear two people older than, say, 14, talking in any detail about a video game, like actually having a conversation about specific things one does or has done in a video game, or analyzing the finer points of a games strengths and weaknesses.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 October 2013 00:44 (ten years ago) link
i am having #chobanitime RIGHT NOWfeeling no shame though, for some reason
― Untt (La Lechera), Friday, 11 October 2013 01:14 (ten years ago) link
lol @ #chobanitime
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 October 2013 01:16 (ten years ago) link
whenever i notice the chobani at the market it reminds me of you, ll, and then i have a little think about if it's embarrassing or not and I always conclude it's not in any way I can grasp and then sometimes I will go on to ponder my own deficiencies.
― estela, Friday, 11 October 2013 02:20 (ten years ago) link
Costco has big variety packs of both Chobani and Fage :)Both of them are the 0% fat kind :(
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 October 2013 03:36 (ten years ago) link
estela, have you ever tried to say it out loud? that might help you understand the shame.
― Untt (La Lechera), Friday, 11 October 2013 03:40 (ten years ago) link
"Funny" sexual innuendos that aren't funny. I used to see someone who did this all the time and when I didn't laugh or played along, she would always complain about me "not getting it" ...then I pretended to agree, of course, cause the alternative would be tell her it was neither sexy not funny :/
― daavid, Friday, 11 October 2013 05:19 (ten years ago) link
xp i have ll, and i can never be sure if it starts with a ch or a sh sound (i've never heard it being advertised) so yes, that is slightly embarrassing.
i had thought it was the product itself that was the source of your mortification.
― estela, Friday, 11 October 2013 06:13 (ten years ago) link
it's everythingit's the fact that i purchase it, the name (which i always thought was pronounced like /tʃ/ as in 'change'), the fact that i can't stop eating (relishing!) yogurt that is "passion fruit" flavored
the whole enterprise makes me look at myself and wonder how things could have gone so wrongand yogurt isn't supposed to do that
― Untt (La Lechera), Friday, 11 October 2013 13:25 (ten years ago) link
would always complain about me "not getting it"
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1203864/that-s-what-she-said-o.gif
― pplains, Friday, 11 October 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
anytime I'm waiting in line and I catch the eye of the employee that's helping someone else, because they invariably say "I'll be with you in a moment sir" as if they think I'm looking at them impatiently and then I feel bad because really my eyes were just wandering around the room, and I looked at them by chance.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 11 October 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
ah yeah me too, also "sorry for the wait" because I have bitchy resting face so they think I'm really pissed off while I'm just standing there
― kinder, Friday, 11 October 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link
http://flavorwire.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/uncle-leo.jpg
― nickn, Friday, 11 October 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
I have signed up to the Guardian subscription thing where you pay by direct debit and they send you a booklet of coupons that you exchange for the Guardian in newsagents, but feel irrationally embarrassed every time I leave a shop with a newspaper having given the assistant a piece of paper rather than actual money.
― it was discovered that there's no rule that a dog cannot play basketball (bends), Friday, 11 October 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link