"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

my real life instructions to friends have been to throw my corpse in a dumpster in a neighboring community to create a csi-type mystery for someone to solve

mr veg has been entrusted with arranging my viking funeral; we're already clear that none of our friends can be trusted with flaming-arrow-duties. it'll be down to him, my brother in law and my niece to do the heavylifting, archery wise.

$180 to dispose of your dog's body? Why not bury it in the back yard (or other area)?

She was a big dog.

It might not have been that much. I could be mixing that price up with one of the cats that got euthanized.

When my parents lived out of town on an acreage one of their neighbors started a pet cemetery and had a facility for cremations. I believe he had a large enough furnace to cremate a horse. Yup, lucrative business, that.

Pillows are cheaper xp

Pillows or pillowcases.

She was a big dog.

― pplains, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 21:07 (31 minutes ago)

Veruca?!?

Sadly.

my cousin posts this kind of stuff on a daily basis, lots of heaven/angel/dead-loved-ones corny sayings/quotations/flowery pics. she lost both her brothers to a hereditary disease, one about 23 years ago, the other about 18 years ago.

Sorry to hear that, PP. My dad's Dane survived him, but was already 7, so I think they're both gone now (I did NOT stay in touch with The Widow).

I've got a handful of FB friends who post mawkish loss-related items on their walls. While I don't have a problem with people wanting to express their bereavement, I will never stop having a problem with bad writing, horrible fonts, lame images and the Hallmark-ization of magical thinking.

suzy otm

this is only tangentially related, but when someone's facebook page post-death is co-opted by family with messages thanking people for their support, it's sort of ghoulishly like they're saying 'okay show's over thanks everyone'

in my mind it's like that video of the dead cat that was turned into a radio controlled helicopter

the whole post-death legacy on the internets thing will always be disturbing to me

http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/05/zombie-uncle-scott.jpg

i love the two hour gap between 'rawrr' and 'lol not really'

that one is worth so many guilty laughs

In the event of one of my cats dying, I would like to bury him or her. It's probably illegal to bury a pet in a nature preserve or park, but that's what I think I'd like to do. I'm not very comfortable with cremation, and I'd like him or her to have a nice spot to rest and feed the plants.

My Dad figured out a way to manipulate cremated remains so they take on a pearl-like appearance, it's very pretty. He makes jewelry out of it.

wait...pet cremains? i came here to complain about other people's friends spamming me on facebook, but while we're at it, my animal hospital was so kind as to give us a little plaster paw print when my dog died. i cherish it! would wear earrings, too.

Yeah, he uses pets, to be honest he discovered it accidentally and picked up some cremains from the humane society (the pound) to practice with. I think it's lovely because in addition to jewelry you can scatter with some permanence.

I buried the cat, and it took me a whole afternoon to dig a big enough hole. After that, I sat down with the Great Dane and we both came to the conclusion that cremation would be best when it came her time.

I've buried four or five cats since I was 8 and you must have gone way deeper than I ever did

Lot of rocks + big cat + I'm pushing 40.

Maybe I'll just bury them at sea (Lake Michigan).

Recently, Facebook wanted some answers to questions, such as "Which University did you go to" and "Where do you work?"

So, if anyone else out there went to "No I did not" university, or currently works at "Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band" then that's where you will find me also..

Mine kept asking me if I worked at Gawker.

don't all ilxors work unpaid by proxy for gawker

their wit and wisdom ripe for reappropriation by our resident gawker writer

i thought facebook was just taunting me for being unemployed. glad to see everyone's getting similar messages

Trrrrreeeeeershiiiiiiip my duuuuuude

I just noticed that in the messages Inbox there's an 'Other' link which has messages from non-friends, some groups, etc. I have messages from a year and a half ago that I've never seen!

Recently, Facebook wanted some answers to questions, such as "Which University did you go to" and "Where do you work?"

...you know you dont gotta answer these, right?

just write 'springfield elementary' and 'nuclear paner plant'

nuclear paneer plant

I answered "No, I did not" and often get asked "Who else went to No I did not University? "

(I also put my workplace as Captain Beefheart & his magic band)

http://qz.com/94574/fellas-facebook-is-allowing-your-profiles-to-be-used-for-this-new-hot-or-not-app/

wt serious f

i remember getting reviewed on ex-so.com

facebook started out as a hot or not site and so it would be poetic if one day it eventually just returned to its roots and became a hot or not site w/ 7 billion people

i have just noticed a "promote" button next to "share" and has this been mentioned yet? apparently i can pay $6.99 USD to shove my status updates in everyone else's faces.

I've seen that on mine too, but thought it was just because my account is affiliated as an admin on some of my work's pages.

Instead of "thought", make that "assume". I mean, it was an assumption that someone out there really wouldn't pay seven bucks to have their posts jump the line, but I shouldn't be that surprised, I guess.

Nah that promote button's been there ages now.

and yes, you pay to make sure the comment shows up in more peoples feeds, which WTF.

I'm convinced my fb statii appear in nobody's feeds...

I see yours by proxy in other peoples comments! I guess that dont count tho.

Good to know, but, yeah.