This is the thread for senselessly frittering away the last hour of a Friday afternoon

some snippets from the college I went to's facebook group:

1. Topic: What are chicks good for?

Not much, but still more useful than rogan.

Cleaning, blowjobs, massage, admin work, cleaning my toenails, sex, driving me around, having babies so i can make my own rugby team, washing laundry, sympathy when i trip over when drunk

Heres more! Marketing, but not finance, PR but not HR, nursing but not med, company sectetary but not CEO. Ha.

2.

what night do you boys play rugby? friday? i'm coming into town for a whirlwind tour before heading back to aspen. wouldnt mind catching up.

yeah hoops. friday night games... i've been meaning to put our games up as "events", but just been a slack cunt. i'll keep it updated. catch ya soon mate

Don't be a pussy hoops slap some boots on!

mate, i've gotta keep this face pretty for all those aspen sugar mummas!

Touche - i've only got fat english slappers here

3. Topic: rogan is a bell end...

it told me to start a discussion point... i figured this was as good a point as any to throw it off....

I Would agree with this entirely. That bugger still going to O Week events and informals. Last time i checked he had a girlfriend, wonder if shes figured him out yet?

if the relationship has been any less then 5 years she still might not know what end to talk to

FIN

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Half day before Brussels and BEERZ LOL GET IN MAH BELLY LOLOLOL!!!

Sweet monkeyfucking Jesus, will someone either give me something to do or just make it 5:30 already PLEASE?!???!???!

It's Friday somewhere.

Uh even here its only still-dark Friday morning...

I would have probably said that even if it was Tuesday, I am that bored! :/

i'm in a classroom

oh yeah hi there. I've 20 minutes to go. and it's pure tedium. but it's actually ok, coz i got a new (cheap) mobile phone so I'll be fucking around with that until 5.

..hopefully the boss stays away from me.

Yeah I think I'm about ready to give up after the day Ive had. So I'm sitting here idling away because its finally quiet, even though I still have work to do, whoops.

Q: shd I drink tonight y/n

Oh shit also SMOKING BANS COME IN AFTER TOMORROW OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOO ;_;

yes you should drink. I am.

Also, fuck, there's 10 minutes left and I haven't started my timesheet today (80x6minute units)

I've come to love "idle time"

;_;

My best mate has just bought £300 worth of Scalextric track, cars, add-ons etc. I am looking forward to my weekend all of a sudden :)

Holy crap that must be a lot of gear! Awesome! :D

Its always fun driving them ridiculously fast and making them fly off their rails and smash everywhere.

I am such a 10 year old boy sometimes.

we love you for it.

Dungeons and dragons or Warhammer?

Hm. I'd say Warhammer because TOYS!

Though I've not rly played either much!

frit away

My 39 yr old co-worker plays warhammer. He also sells all the stuff for it on eb4y.

He has 4 young sons.

Should I judge him?

Christ, now the Asian Cup has been added to our weekly footy tips. I have NO CLUE. Any idea who I should pick? C'mon guys trade me some clay.

STRAYA

I didnt have to work today HAR HAR. And yet, I am still bored and the weather blows.

Trayce you lucky devil, you could be drinking already. Get to it woman!

OK so what about the other 9 games for Round 1?
Thailand v Iraq
Viet Nam v UAE
Japan v Qatar
Indonesia v Bahrain
Malaysia v China
Iran v Uzbekistan
Korea v Saudi Arabia
Oman v Thailand
Qatar v Viet Nam

so this is where the aussies disappear to on a Fri arvo

I've been away from ilx for too long and was daunted by the thought of trying to catch up on the mongs thread. And non-specific pantsless etc come to think of it.

No pressure on the frittering Friday...

I am drinking already!!!

God I'm crap :)

I don't know. the ones I'd be fairly sure about would be Japan, Indonesia, China.
Korea and Saudi Arabia are both pretty decent aren't they?

I don't really know much. at all.

Sounds good to me, I'll take 'em. Beggars that have NFI can't be choosers with 11 minutes to get the tips in.
No drinking for hours yet, have to drive 200 odd km first. But then I will be partaking in:
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http://www.jackswine.com.au/upload_files/wines/waterwheelmemsie_lrg.jpg

Have a good weekend fellas

sweetness.

I had summa these last weekend: http://203.89.255.42/pic/1/qld379173_1.jpg?163435750

squarely knocked me on my arse. nevva again.

It's pretty much exactly the same as that toohey's extra dry platinum. ie strong and tastes like horse shit.

10 minutes. hoorays

Thailand v Iraq
Viet Nam v UAE
Japan v Qatar
Indonesia v Bahrain
Malaysia v China
Iran v Uzbekistan
Korea v Saudi Arabia
Oman v Thailand
Qatar v Viet Nam

I think. The Korea match depends on which Korea. South then them, North then Saudi.

First Friday I'm working in what seems like a while. Sucks.

DO NOT WANT TO WORK TODAY

:(

srsly considering calling in sick...

...

Call in sick. Fuck working a hat

Hey, HLA, how did those tips end up with teh Asian cup??

I ended up 2 from 10, but that was thanks to all the draws. It's 2 more than what I would have got if I had picked them myself. It didn't help that I missed picking the Iran v Uzbekistan game altogether and submitted it as "Soccer Game 7". I am just about to put in this week's tips, so I will take the kindly suggestions from the mongrel thread.

Whoa, that sucks. ;_;

Maybe put every game as a draw.

I think they've barred that option this year because lots of people did that last year with the World Cup. So I would say everyone else went shithouse in the first round too.