"Max is wondering where his scurvy dog is."
― Cheggers Plays Poppers Pig (snoball), Monday, 22 April 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
"I thought we all celebrated Easter."
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
"I wonder if you could help me, I appear to have a pirate super-glued to my feet."
― Cheggers Plays Poppers Pig (snoball), Monday, 22 April 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
"i don't want to hear any watership down superstitions"
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 22 April 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
"Chas n Dave were on the jukebox, I was drunk, it seemed like a funny idea at the time"
― Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Monday, 22 April 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
"Quit looking at me like that"
― Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Monday, 22 April 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
"Ran out of crackers""Houdini borrowed the parrot""Man, I hate Vegas""Sure it's less intimidating but you'd be surprised how many ladies I've picked up with this thing"
can't quite work out a briar patch/eye patch joke. "he was thrown in with eye patch"? too esoteric
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 06:37 (eleven years ago) link
"I lost an eye in the final battle, but after I killed that rabbit I sent him to the taxidermist!""That's all very well, Mr. MacGregor, but why did you then decide to become a pirate?"
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 06:45 (eleven years ago) link
"It came with the maps"
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
"It's drivin me nuts!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
Im wearing my hare to the right this season
― The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
"When I cut off his lucky foot you can give him a peg leg."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
"Salesman said to nurture it during the larval stage, so it'll become a faithful dragon."
― Øystein, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
"He's eaten all our food. We're doomed."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm a pirate lol"
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
"Weigh anchor! The rabbits have taken over!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
"Australia you say? Count me in."
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
"He's a hare worse at parroting my comments than the last animal I had."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
winner
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/06/p465/130506_contest_p465.jpg
"Nestcafe?"
― Mark G, Monday, 29 April 2013 11:13 (eleven years ago) link
Why no, I never have heard of 'empty nest syndrome' do go on
― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2013 11:21 (eleven years ago) link
When we moved in it was a little eyrie but all it took was aloft conversion
― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2013 11:23 (eleven years ago) link
"I know what you're thinking, but this is normal"
― Mark G, Monday, 29 April 2013 11:26 (eleven years ago) link
Um, I think that architect might actually have said bough-house :(
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 29 April 2013 11:30 (eleven years ago) link
"Would you like some Twiglets to eat?"
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Monday, 29 April 2013 11:45 (eleven years ago) link
"I hope you're not going to tweet about this."
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Monday, 29 April 2013 11:46 (eleven years ago) link
"This is still bigger than MY apartment" /friends
― abanana, Monday, 29 April 2013 11:48 (eleven years ago) link
"When the boss said that we were being moved to another branch, this isn't what I imagined."
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Monday, 29 April 2013 11:48 (eleven years ago) link
"Ever feel that you're going cuckoo?"
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Monday, 29 April 2013 11:49 (eleven years ago) link
lol "bough-house"
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 29 April 2013 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
"Well, Stan, here's another fine nest you've gotten us into."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 29 April 2013 12:57 (eleven years ago) link
yes, that one. (xpost re: Bough-house)
― Mark G, Monday, 29 April 2013 12:58 (eleven years ago) link
i'm sure there's a better way of making that joke tbh
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 29 April 2013 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
Bough-house is great.
― emil.y, Monday, 29 April 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
It is, and I like the tweeting one as well.
― ljubljana, Monday, 29 April 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
tiny pearls cast before the enormous swine of that shitty cartoon
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 April 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
"I do like the view."
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
"so we're agreed, then- no boys"
― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
"The dinner service here is really something else."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
"Try the Bird's Nest Soup."
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
The cell reception is excellent.
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
"oh he breezes in when he feels like it, probably dragging along some slimy friend he's picked up from god knows where."
― rather ugged man (zvookster), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
"so this is life"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
"bough-house" is amazing, you should submit it
if you want to recast it: the architect thought we said "bough-house"
― Plasmon, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
"It's strange how our entire dwelling seems to consist of a couch and a lamp"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
"Dumpster diving really brings the city alive."
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
can't believe the big rat one actually has "We're gonna need a bigger cat." as an option. timely reference there, dudes.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
"On an unrelated note, I slept with your sister."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
"LIVING IN A NEST IS FOR THE BIRDS LOLOLOLOL"
"Hey, at least it's CHEEP!! GET IT??? GET IT??"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link