Moneyball won't win the Premiership 2012-13

did suarez just bite ivanovic? that is more than anyone can chew tbh

ref just given an lfc fk about 10cm outside area, carragher is (obv) redfacedly raging

lololol suarez took a huge comedy bite out of ivanovic, nonsense

DAMNIT. I leave for 20 minutes and the hamster plants his teeth into a human. AGAIN.

big, big jonjo shelvey

ahahahaha

Something inevitable about that

,,hgfyffaaaafefxw!

http://i.minus.com/inzFvH1Zh8JIF.gif

lol wtf xp

Oh what the fuck?! Not only did I choose to cook instead of watch, I even switched off the radio with ten seconds left. Nice to see Chelsea are still our bitches, Rafa or not.

well, it's the last we'll see of him this season, treasure it imo

Hopefully it'll put anyone else off wanting him.

Holy shiiiiit. And lol at the guy in the studio (Wynalda?) asking what Suarez's IQ is.

I hope the poty voting has already closed, incidentally.

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So Ivanovic elbows him in the face, then a left hook, and nothing?

The funniest part was him pretending he'd been hurt, once Ivanovich was on the ground and Czech was pointing it out to the ref.

http://i.minus.com/ib1i7EzAKuqvlv.gif

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So is it likely he will be suspended for 6 or 7 matches? In Holland he probably would. How does that work in the PL?

in the PL a conspiracy of sinister anti-Liverpool figures will manipulate the media in the background to ensure that Suarez is unfairly blamed for the incident, ban him for 2 months, and refuse to allow Liverpool to play in Europe for the next 5 years

It's largely unprecedented I suppose, so could be anything. The formula is something like (size of media outcry) minus (chance of England captain). They were gearing up to throw the book at Hazard until the narrative changed.

Jermain Defoe will escape further punishment for allegedly biting Javier Mascherano during Tottenham Hotspur's 1-0 victory over West Ham United on Sunday but the ensuing altercation between both sets of players will be subject to a fresh disciplinary investigation.

The Football Association last night confirmed that Fifa regulations prohibit it from taking subsequent action over an incident that was dealt with by a referee.

cunts on 606 calling for technology to be brought in for orthodontal foul play

also, as soon as somebody says "I didn't see the game but" they shd cut the line imo

meanwhile, Chelsea fans take to their blogs to float the theory that Benitez secretly warned Liverpool that Ivanovic's weak spot is his right elbow

LOL NV

It was 9 games when he did it in Holland I think.

The ref goes over and speaks to him after Cech draws his attention to it ( and Suarez does a "but he stood on my foot" motion). Cue huge debate about whether that means the ref saw it or not.

Unsurprisingly, RAWK claiming he was just wiping his nose.

Seven in Holland

xp

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIZKzvmCQAEyU_I.jpg

meanwhile, dishonest/pig-thick tool presenting national radio phone-in show about football claims that media/public reactions to Suarez shenanigans have no relationship whatsoever to his South American-ness

But you don't understand. Biting someone's arm is a sign of affection in Uruguay.

lol dude just said that on the phone and the presenter didn't get it

tbf a gentle nibble is pretty universal

really hoping there's some good "kids biting each other during playtime footie session" story tomorrow

now straightfacedly debating whether biting is okay in Uruguay

never ban Suarez, generates too many lulz from idiots

otm, he is the very best

Never forget:

http://img3.sportal.bg/uploads/tinymce/2009/maj/moni/moni6/20101123153423_Suarez_Bijt_Bakkal_Ajax_PSV.jpg
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http://static3.ad.nl/static/photo/2010/11/5/5/20101121000101/media_xl_633680.jpg

who was it luis booted square in the mid riff? was that ivanovic too?

So is it likely he will be suspended for 6 or 7 matches? In Holland he probably would. How does that work in the PL?

In the last few weeks we've had two high-profile incidents where a player committed a nasty foul that went unpunished and everyone assumed they'd be picking up a lengthy ban once the FA had looked at it, but in both cases nothing happened (because at least one of the four officials saw at least 'part' of the incident).

gonna stick my neck out now and say that none of the jpegs with a Lecter mask shopped onto Suarez will be that funny

the other two gifs are both vs ivanovic from the same game last year

As I was typing my last post, I realised I couldn't even remember what the second incident was. I know the first one was that Wigan guy (McManaman?). And I know there was a second one more recently and people were jolly cross about it. But my mind is drawing a blank.

Mike Tyson has just started following Luis Suarez on Twitter

to be serious for a sec, painful tho it is, fuck the Prem if Suarez gets punished more than McManaman

The basic innocuous likeability of Ivanovic only enhances the lols imo