Internet Dating

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i might have to start a new internet dating thread

lolz

No matter how many Internet dating threads you start Lorax you still smell like feet.

watch the magic blossom into a total clit-on

Do you know how freaking hard it is to google "yes slash" ? ?!?!??!

it's at times like these, I wish there were something like Gaydar for DDBs. That would mka life so much easier if you could just get on the interwebs and order one up like pizza instead of having to go on so many boring ass dates.

bet if you order a pizza there's a decent chance a mopey skinny dude will be the one that delivers it

problem solved

Not around here, mate. :-(

if hes bringing you pizza the mopey & skinny will both happen soon enough

mopey ok but why will he get skinny

bored now.

libcrypt is my arch-enemy

I believe "Jon Anderson Chris Squire slash" may be more effective (although Squire and Bruford look like total goons).

i dont like online dating, i think dudes get like super high expectations or something and then i feel rejected and its like shit man im a babe whats yr prob?

http://www.huxrecords.com/rick_wakeman1.jpg

rick wakeman nevar forget

I couldn't find slash for any of them.

'70s rick wakeman was a dreamy dude.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 70s Rick Wakeman.

Ah, "prog rock organ cape slash" yes.

I think maybe you're right about the high expectations thing, but then both sides kind of suffer from that. No matter how much I freaking SPELL. IT. OUT. in my profile - I'm a fattie. I'm of fairly average looks. I still think men are disappointed when they meet me in the flesh, and no, I'm not being disingenuous, and I'm not being overly modest, I am a fattie of very average looks.

Damn, I got so distracted by the Justice slash I fogot to get more vodka.

These two addictions will battle to the death – within you!

Vodka? French electrohouse slash? Vodka? French electrohouse slash?

This is like daddy or chips.

But mind you, not if I end up at hte offie at ungodly ocklock buying JUZTIZIA brand crap Polish vodka or whatever.

rick wakeman/king boy pato slash

TWO GREAT TASTES TAHT GO GREAT TOGETHER!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA X-POST

Cheap vodka shots alternated w/pickle brine shots is the only way I've found to make cheap vodka tolerable.

nah, I've still got a LITRE of the GOOD Xmas vodka left from when i still has AN JOB.

I'm gonna run out of OJ soon, though,

Bah.

Now I've got the idea of pizza in my head. And I can do nothing about it. I'm afraid to leave the house when I get in a mood like this - might shag the pizza man. Might glass someone with the vodka bottle. Best not to find out.

shag 'n' glass

I'm a fattie, we should start a club - insecure fatties club
Also Yes was the first band I ever really got into.

Fripp / Hammill

Rutherford / Gabriel

This prog slash idea has legs.

I might need to resort to internet dating soon out of pure loneliness. If my roommate's date this weekend turns into a boyfriend, I'm going to be spending so much time alone. (Or maybe I should just say "hey can I come to one of these parties where you meet all these people, since I'm kinda new in town and don't have that many friends here yet?" Which would be the obvious thing to do, but there's gotta be a reason she hasn't invited me, so maybe it's also an oblivious thing to do.)

i am very skeptical about internet dating. i think i need to get out more in non-bar/gig situations, whatever those might be.

Facebook has gotten me dates. Myspace has gotten me laid. Yay internet dating!

yeah, i heard that myspace girls are good to go

They're all like "hey there, come on into my nad cabin"

who uses myspace anymore

sexors

Like it's not bad enough you two have to wank all over the electrowibble thread, you're gonna come lord it over here?

GO AWAY.

^ what the hell is your problem?

Kate likes to pick certain threads and pretend they're her apartment -- it's this whole thing

Thread squatting is fun!

not so much when people yell at you

:(

It's capitals, it's not actually loud.

not so much when people yell CAPITAL at you

anyway, internet dating is rad. helped me out some years back when i got out of a super LTR and had no idea how to shot dating.

You wander into a thread and you pick on the spelling of a very obviously very drunk person - WOW, US DRUNKES NOT KNOWN FOR BEING VERY GOOD SPELLERS, US, WORSE THAN CATS YOU KNOW - and then wonder why they get cranky about it.

i've had ahlf a abottle of vodka, thats my fucking excuse.

I CAN SHOUT!!!! I'M GETTING LOUD WITH YOU!!!!

this excuse that I'm making, is it good enough for what you're paying?

I SAID I CAN SHOUT!!!!

i think you have me confused with someone else, madam

[edging towards door]

Dude, chillax, it's a Soulwax song.

it's not you it's the V-talking

Kate, this is probably a bad time to get reasonable with you, but when you post something as hilarious as "nad cabin" to ILX, you can probably expect people to pick that up and run with it in ways that are in no sense picking on or making fun of you. (No one was picking on whoever introduced "grebt" either.) Anyway, if I had invented nad cabins I would be proud.