Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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I liked Archel's best (does the concept of children 'getting down' from the dinner table exist outside of middle class English families?)

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://electricsound.sevcom.com/bv.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"Grandpa!"

drugs. no..not crack..stuff you do/would do/have done

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 25 July 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked Archel's best (does the concept of children 'getting down' from the dinner table exist outside of middle class English families?)
-- N. (nickdastoo...), July 24th, 2003.

No, I don't think it does. My 3 year old now says "Can I scwape?" (ie, scrape her plate into the bin). I think she got it from daycare.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 25 July 2003 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

"TAKE ME OUT!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"BABARRRRRR!!!"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"MENTOS!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"Agh, we missed a spot on the ceiling"

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"EXCELSIOR!!!!"

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"Classic or Dud?"

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"BROWN BUNNY!!!!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

That's not funny, that's soul scarringly horrifying. (And then it's funny.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"GALLO!"

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

yep. I'm gay.

― T-roy, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"SKEET SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

high five!

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"HI DERE"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"LOCK THREAD"

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"It don't mean butt if it ain't got that jut!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Precisely.

― Hans Kluger, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"Snitchin' is bitchin!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"I tested positive today!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ew what's that tiny thing scrambling up your leg? ... Oh. Sorry."

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

(in Wiggles voice)
"Hot potato, hot potato!"

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"GRANDPA!! YOUR TURN!!"

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, all kinds of Wiggles lyrics might be appropriate here. For example:

'Ahoy there, me hearties!'

'Weee! This is fun!'

And it even occurs to me, Trayce, that it might be fun to have The Wiggles as a soundtrack to the act itself.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

XENOMORPH!!! OH, ZENOMOOOOOOOO-O-O-OOOORPHHH!!!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"So THAT'S where the remote control is"

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"And now I can switch you back from blow to suck with it!"

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"It don't mean butt if it ain't got that jut!"

Carve that on something.

Posting to ILX while simultaneously watching cartoons: classic.

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

now I have images of teh ssexing to the strains of:

'fruit salad
yummy yummy' in my head, closely followed by

'mashed banana, mashed banana', which morphs into

'bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs,
bananas in pajamas are coming down in pairs'

and that's when I stab myself in the eye with a fork.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

My work here is done.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Or,
"my work here is done"

Har!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm Lovin' It!"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"You Deserve A Breaking Off Today"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm George Bush, and I approve of this orgasm"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"YOU'VE BEEN SNIPPED"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"WHERE IS THE OTHER RUSSIAN PLANE YOU BASTARDS!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"I JUST SAVED A LOAD ON CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO."

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"AFLAC!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"do me in the ass"

obv

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

GIMME GANGSTA DAWG GIMME GANGSTA!!!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"That orgasm was a little pitchy, dawg; I'm just not feelin' it."

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahhaahahaha gimme gangsta!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"You have just received The Shocker!"

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"BODY MASSAGE"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"GET ME TWO MEATBALL SANDWICHES UTAH! TWO!"

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"Howay the lads"

― Joe Kay (feethurt), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok, I nicked that one from The Beiderbecke Affair

― Joe Kay (feethurt), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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