why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Wait was that a real list? I was under the impression it was a parody or something.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

This line really confuses me. Is he talking about Americans, older students are bombers? Does he intend on eliminating all 4-year degrees?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

uh seems pretty obvious from the context that line refers to non-citizens from other countries with student visas. Apparently its the older ones who tend to be involved in terrorist bombing plots... Why are you so confused Adam?

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 03:00 (thirteen years ago)

Are you an older "student"? Do I need to warn DHS?!

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 03:01 (thirteen years ago)

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/544803_10100496800749239_1706443644_n.jpg

1. this is not the 8-year-old who died
2. someone took a photo of a tweet and uploaded it to facebook
3. "RETWEET for RESPECT" ugh why

LADIES ONLY PHYCHIC NIGHT (crüt), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 03:14 (thirteen years ago)

The older ones are the bombers.

No. The older ones are the grad students in science and engineering programs. And I'd like a count of how many foreign students over the age of 21 have detonated bombs in the USA. My count currently is: zero.

Aimless, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 03:37 (thirteen years ago)

are we counting the ones going to grad school in structural engineering / material science engineering type disciplines? because i think you get to detonate explosives in some of those programs. the cool ones.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 03:56 (thirteen years ago)

also maybe you go to school to learn to do controlled detonation of explosives? i don't know. but how else would you learn?

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 03:56 (thirteen years ago)

ok sorry i thought it was a jab at public schools or liberal college types or something.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 04:06 (thirteen years ago)

Original poster certainly doesn't need to go to a charm school!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 04:08 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/602139_550869311624241_1869273824_n.jpg

THE IMMENSE BLAST RADIUS OF THIS ZING HAS LEFT ME PERMANENTLY INJURED I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL EVER LAUGH AGAIN

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 04:57 (thirteen years ago)

it's a britisher isn't it? is there a limit to crap brit comedians who make obvious elementary school joeks?

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 04:59 (thirteen years ago)

would you prefer a 'bieber might be a redneck if' joke

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 05:31 (thirteen years ago)

lol obv america has just as much crappy child's humor but in britain there's just a certain way about it like "what is this innocent little schoolboy doing on stage, is he lost"

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 05:51 (thirteen years ago)

Can't believe that 75% of my friends and colleagues are "the bombers"

Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 06:25 (thirteen years ago)

how bout this one

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/484021_580447091965569_592107937_n.jpg

Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 06:55 (thirteen years ago)

wuht is jimmy hendricks god

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 09:12 (thirteen years ago)

No, God just thinks he is.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 09:18 (thirteen years ago)

this thread's persistence always makes me think "c'mon guys it can't be that annoying/it can't be that lol" but then I open it and I always always lol

not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 09:18 (thirteen years ago)

I should have you friend my family on FB, aero, THEN YOU'LL SEE

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 11:04 (thirteen years ago)

This is some Steve Martin "He hates these cans!" level of hell, I think.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/73101_448046851945160_944983403_n.jpg

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 11:07 (thirteen years ago)

because they are already dead inside

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 11:44 (thirteen years ago)

^^ this guy is on to something

Dr. Adorbius (mh), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

lol at 'he hates these cans'

balls, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/644403_635887029758693_296147055_n.jpg

there are K A B B A L A H C A T S

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

wetweet for wespect

a saudi national (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

people who make everything magical? what, like this guy?

http://www.gigaweb.com/files/productsimages/BS_C/21664.jpg

Aimless, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

promethea was pretty awesome

balls, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

lol

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WoJV4NLxqg

Mordy, Thursday, 18 April 2013 04:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/TslHCYt.jpg

乒乓, Friday, 19 April 2013 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

oh cool here comes the dymo tape

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/5756DAB9-94B8-4B11-BCBC-341F3E168722-14953-00000881FF7EEEB9_zpscce596fa.jpg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

the greatness that you are

>:(

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

the greatness that you are what

fucking Telstra (silby), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

I AM THE GREATNESS

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:59 (thirteen years ago)

- Cat Power

nickn, Saturday, 20 April 2013 03:28 (thirteen years ago)

that one is pretty much exactly a definition of narcissism

charlie 4chan, internet detective (Hurting 2), Saturday, 20 April 2013 03:30 (thirteen years ago)

now get on the 101 south and exit at normandie, we'll go to that outsider art gallery opening off melrose

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 20 April 2013 03:32 (thirteen years ago)

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 April 2013 03:38 (thirteen years ago)

WAY off Melrose.

nickn, Saturday, 20 April 2013 03:56 (thirteen years ago)

What if you're not so great?

Moodles, Saturday, 20 April 2013 05:54 (thirteen years ago)

surround yourself with more people who are not aware of the greatness that you...aren't?

I'm not sure

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 April 2013 05:58 (thirteen years ago)

now get on the 101 south and exit at normandie, we'll go to that outsider art gallery opening off melrose

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, April 19, 2013 8:32 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh man

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 20 April 2013 06:09 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151528038279780&set=a.167521679779.116171.166108344779&type=1&ref=nf

Just passing around bumper stickers we've seen now.

how's life, Saturday, 20 April 2013 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/604142_10151528038279780_1776457558_n.jpg

how's life, Saturday, 20 April 2013 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

ew, that makes me think of a literal church with appendages growing everywhere

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 20 April 2013 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

That's exactly what it refers to

Mark G, Saturday, 20 April 2013 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/11491_536468669725169_257774021_n.jpg

Goddamn it. What is this - a fridge magnet?

how's life, Saturday, 20 April 2013 23:32 (thirteen years ago)


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