Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

Many people seem to have been raised by parents that constantly picked up after them. This is something that makes me IA.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 07:35 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the kitchens at my work are constantly full of dirty dishes because ~half the company was raised by wolves

and imo it's not innocuous, it's fucking primal

well I hope you liberals keep that in mind when you try to use your loosey-goosey parenting methods on your own kids *shakes fist*

'clean up your own shit you disgusting savage' is the poster boy for best parenting imo

in my office, the "ask me what I'm grunting about" signal is usually "come on!" "Unfucking believeable!" or something of that ilk.

The guy who sits beside me (and mind you, we don't even have adjacent desks - we both work at a single long table) not only does all this shit, he also sings along with the music he's listening to (through speakers, not headphones) and pounds on the table. I swear I'm gonna bring a bat to work one day and send his head right through his monitor screen.

i am currently working with the noisiest person in history, and all requests to keep the noise down are met with 'oh sorry' followed by the same noise

he is basically a walking battle of trafalgar

I don't fault ppl who are seeking attention. It's the dishonesty of obviously seeking attention while trying to act like you're not that drives me bananas.

shameless attention-seekers are merely more honest, not better

- people who have got all fucking day

grocery carts with fucked up wheels.

the ultimate ia

all the peple who arent estela

and/or the people

people walking slowly in the airport drive me crazy

also, people who insist on being referred to by their initials, which is essentially the same thing as giving yourself a nickname

mg siegler

Most initial ppl I know are dudes named after their dads who got differentially initialed as kids & stuck with it.

My cousin T.R. is one of these. Imagine a 6'4" Mark Ibold look-alike telling British people this and the British people asking "Tiara!?!"

ayo, i'm someone who goes by his initials more often than not. my friends use them because it's the usual nickname given to ppl with my name and now that i live abroad where ppl have a hard time with my name, i just give them the initials, makes things easier.
i'm also someone who laughs at things he reads and so on, not because i'm seeking attention, but because i'm easily entertained and am not a robot who keeps his laughter in.

i'm also a grocery cart with fucked up wheels.

Disgusting savage.

Also not crazy about when people call me by my initials. (The "Tre-Bones" dude in my office doesn't do that thankfully, but probably because his initials are T.T.)

My brother, God bless him, had always gone by his middle name until he got to college. Now he goes by First Initial-Middle Name.

Even when he got married, the preacher said, "Do you, L. Chris, take this woman to be your wife?"

Whoa. He seriously goes by L. Chris? That is fantastic.

I didn't use his real name, but yes.

I'd go by "El" Chris.

Like the train.

I'm a little disappointed it's not actually "L. Chris," because that combination in particular is delightful but the decision to, as an adult, go by First Initial Middle Name is still pretty damn fantastic.

Oh shit i would be d sean, i love it

I have a friend who suddenly started to go by First Initial Middle Name which sort of made me wonder what got into him, if he was getting too fancy for his regular name, but he has fairly common names and needed to distinguish himself from several others in his field with the same name. He felt sort of embarrassed about it which redeemed it for me.

I also know a dude who legally changed his name at age 21 to "John", which is his dad's name. Giving yourself a nickname is one thing but legally becoming a Junior is really weird to me.

If I went by init + middle name, it would just sound like "Ellen" and be really confusing.

That is pretty weird. Might want to talk to somebody about his relationship with his father...

My dad was born John Edwin III but was always called Mike. NO IDEA why they settled on that. He changed the first name legally to Michael after his dad died.

Half of my family goes by their middle names, but they always have.

It makes researching the family tree online fun.

I think it may be a preppy thing? A lot of Mary and Elizabeth being hidden in favour of middle names/family names eg. Hadley amongst my friends.

It's just taken some getting used to.

I'll see his wife at Thanksgiving, and she's all, "It's funny, M. George was just telling me this the other day."

C'MON. I've known the dude since his birth. His name is George, not M. George.

a friend got badgered (imo) to change from Sharon (first) to Elizabeth (middle) by posh in-laws. post divorce she's Liz.

My brother goes by his middle name, but this was something always intended. Apparently our parents thought the full name scanned better putting the name they wouldn't use at the front? I dunno, seems silly to me, but you get used to it.

People using their middle names is quite common.

I got First Initial-Middle Name bestowed on me as a nickname by my grandmother when I was about 2 years old, but she was literally the only person in the family that ever called me that. My mom and my sister occasionally did so as a joke, but it was grandma's pet name for me.

My government name is the same as my dad's, which was the same as my grandfather's. Let's say it's Pleasant P. Plains.

Apparently, when my dad registered for kindergarten, they asked him what his first, middle and last name was.

His response: LITTLE PLEASANT PLAINS.

Awww!

Was thinking there might be something to family tradition in places dictating 1st fore/ Xian name whereas the individual would be known by the name parents picked individually for that specific child. Though that sounds really orthodox/square/ Victorian.
Think I have 2 half siblings who arent known by their birth cert names

ia grabbing a banana for breakfast only to find that it's far more on the ripe side than I would like and is kind of a bit mushy and ugggghhh i can't just toss it away so I have to glumly finish it boooo

Came up in another thread this week but yeah, island tradition is that you could well end up bein known by yr second name at home, yr real name at school, and yr family might have a nickname or just have the paternal grandfather's name added instead of a surname

ia grabbing a banana for breakfast only to find that it's far more on the ripe side than I would like and is kind of a bit mushy and ugggghhh i can't just toss it away so I have to glumly finish it boooo

I could complain all day about fruit.

artists/writers/musicians who achieve only a small or moderate amount of success and then decide to make art that takes a cheeky look at how disappointed they are with their careers. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Even when he got married, the preacher said, "Do you, L. Chris, take this woman to be your wife?"

this makes me wonder what m. night shyamalan's wedding was like.

the priest was m. night all along, and you can kill him by splashing him with water

^^ That was better than me spending ten minutes looking for a screen-cap from that Greg Kihn video.

those little comment blurbs on soundcloud files: "DOPENESS!" "amazing!" "this is where it gets HOT!"

it's like having someone talk through the song

agreed, hate it