Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

oh man. I'm probably out as I'm male and 5% Match, 0% Friend, 87% Enemy, but good luck ladies!!!

"Y'all got issues" No, really?

Lol Dr Bronner's label otm.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Makow

oh my god these links he has in his profile are absurd

can someone explain this part to me please? ""Crotch-Fuss Manipulators" Whaaa?

'Henry Makow' is actually the name of my misogynist Henry Cow covers band.

seeing this amazing person makes me wish i could order my matches with the lowest first.

"Crotch-Fuss Manipulators" Whaaa?

Yeah, I have no idea.

I think that's a kind of chiropractic gynecologist, ENBB.

trying real hard not to laugh out loud at that, f hazel

mental commentary from goole

My self-summary
STRAIGHT [all caps, very nice, super clear]
Single [uh ok, there is a button for that tho dude]
Nice guy [oh god, do you even...]
Realist [aaand we have liftoff.]

x-post Oh, I totally LOLd. That whole thing is insane. OMG.

I'm confused as to why he seems to think London is the gayest place on Earth.

So I think the best part of my OKC experience is basically this thread.

TBH a lot about this person confuses me. Dr. Bonner ref so otm not even funny.

CROTCH-FUSS! MANIUPLATE a white man's SOUL! fucking BITCHES! ALL ONE!

Yeah, fhaze, me too. I'm not quite at the point of doing things on okc just to write about them here, but I'm close.

Crush Object wrote me back btw, but without much enthusiasm that I could detect.

Although it's possible I was too busy twirling around in my own giddy head to notice, you know how it is.

lol goole killin it itt

Yes Orbit, I always hated it when OKC supercrushes would write me back, and the email notification was thrilling, but the message was full of obvious polite disinterest.

I'm going to focus on inappropriate professional attachments for now.

Ted Kaczynski is on OK Cupid?

hoooly shit that profile is off the chain crazypants

Another winner with this answer: "Racist jokes can be tasteful and funny if done right." DELETE.

I do not understand what the hell is wrong with people, I just don't.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/10-ridiculously-offensive-things-people-tell-asian-women-on

yes, how about fuck-fu?

Oh good, that has more entries now!

i think it got to exactly 10 at which point buzzfeed swooped in to content scrape

Yes Orbit, I always hated it when OKC supercrushes would write me back, and the email notification was thrilling, but the message was full of obvious polite disinterest.

― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, April 15, 2013 5:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

god yes

My new favorite thing is getting the mutual 4-star automated message, then you message them a flattered hello, inquire after something in their profile, etc., they look at my profile, and then...never write back. Best explanation is that they starred me for my devastating good looks but then when they actually read my profile they are overcome with regret..

Haha. Yeah, I think they come for the Scottish dance pic and then flee from the essays.

Supercrush incommunicado again. I mean

"Ooh what have we here, a maiden faire? I'm sure I can wow her with my basement-dwelling charms...uh-oh, she doesn't seem very...feminine...in fact she sounds like a fucking bitch. And what is her DEAL with garlic??"

in orbit even you dont too stoked on your profile

maybe you should edit it a little

Me? I love my profile. I think it's not very..."feminine" in the sense of highlighting how open and welcoming and emotionally available I am, and it's probably a little bit too much about "things I can do" instead of "emotions, i haz them." But I think for those and other reasons it's actually a good reflection of me.

isn't the point of these dating sites to grind through as many profiles as quickly as possible? i would try not to put too much thought into people visiting/leaving your profile or not responding for that matter

Nah I'm not worried. If men without beards don't want to drink beer and ride bikes in the dark and eat pickled garlic together, I can still do those things on my own.

word

Some guy wrote me tonight and asked me if the fat chick in my photos was my sister. I responded, "No, that fat chick is me."

Why the fuck would someone go to the trouble of writing that?

Jesus fuck why are people so rude :/

Fucking asshole. Did you flag him?

Basing msgs to cuet boys on the dialogue in my 1907 English novel: good idea/bad idea? One lives in hope.

if you have to ask...

Well, the thing is, I'm great at banter in person but in writing I'm not very coquettish. I was wondering if that was holding me back, u know, writing emails to dudes like they were ilx posts, to a certain extent, instead of some kind of broad flirtation. I don't really know what I'm doing in the dating arena, I'm just trying to be like I am.

Sometimes I am like a turn of the century English novelist, it turns out.

I did spend a day reading the profiles of women my own age and they weren't very coquettish either, there was a distinct feeling of "here is me; what's *your* deal?" to them, which I approve of. But which doesn't explain my low response rate.

Saw a hot guy on my matches the other day I didnt end up msging because hes from MTL (swoon!) but it seems to indicate he'll be going back there soon, and I dont know if I can put myself thru another short term romance. Am I too fussy?

A novel you're writing or reading? I usually assume people will be very different in person from how they write (I am), so I usually look for signs of very general traits in the messages... smarts, humor.

If you don't want a short-term romance then I think you've already answered your own question? I see men's profiles too that say, I'm only going to be here for 3 mos, why don't more women just want to hang out and have fun? and I'm like, haven't I already written a post about this idiocy before? Repeating myself is tiring.

Oh, reading. I dunno, I think I'm smart *and* funny, but then I would.