"I was wrong, this meeting is still boring."
i have to admit this made me chuckle a little bit
― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
"I know you said anthropomorphic rat, but this is ridiculous."
― lazulum, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
"I dont care Richard, he hasnt paid his rent in three weeks and you need to go in there and talk to him
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
"If your experiment made him soooo smart, why is he reading the Sun?"
― I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
"I've explained it to pest control. They're consulting their ethics policies."
― lazulum, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
"yes, yes, but think of the problems a giant cat would cause"
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
There's a mouse in the front room will you deal with it, I'm on the phone"
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
"Maybe you could garrote it with this corded phone we don't use anymore."
― Josefa, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflatable_rat something about this plz
― eaumaille, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
also anything with 'kafkaesque'
"Burl Ives says he doesn't know, it's not on his list"
― Mark G, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
"We asked for unheimlich. This is more Kafkaesque."
― lazulum, Monday, 15 April 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
"They think I'm lying because apparently those things never leave the Fire Swamp."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 15 April 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
"If we call the police, won't we be just like him?"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 April 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
"did you ever notice how Todd is a goddamn rat"
― I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Monday, 15 April 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
"Careful-- Thomas Leonard told me he has a gun."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 April 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
"He keeps saying he's Billy Corgan."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 April 2013 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
"What do you think he's gonna do with the newspaper after reading it?"
"Should I tell them there's a 'Mouse in the House' or a 'Rat in the House'? One sounds better, but the other one's probably more accurate."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 April 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
"Elwood, I can't stand this anymore. I thought we agreed one pooka was more than enough."
― eaumaille, Monday, 15 April 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm calling mother. What a 'tail' this morning has been!"
― lazulum, Monday, 15 April 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
"I thought he was YOUR uncle Frank!"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 April 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
Lol at dig at our friend tom leonard
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
Tell him they can deliver a thin crust with Canadian bacon but they're all out of SQUEEEEEAK.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 April 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
"What's he look like? Uhhh, he's kind of a mousy-looking dude..."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 April 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
egg finalists:
"Easy for you to say—you're cured!" "I'm always done in three minutes." "I always wake up dreading the morning."
jesus
― abanana, Monday, 15 April 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
cured one is cuet.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 15 April 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
"New Yorker has bad taste. Not like us."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 April 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
"Sure he's well-mannered just now, but what about when he sees what won the caption competition this week?"
― the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Monday, 15 April 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
The nomination for the 'woman in bed with building' one are too boring to relate, so:
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/29/p465/130429_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 22 April 2013 11:27 (eleven years ago) link
"fuckin predictive text"
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 22 April 2013 11:30 (eleven years ago) link
"patch on the wrong eye again cap'n?"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 22 April 2013 11:52 (eleven years ago) link
"Yes, Spike, I have indeed discovered Baudrillard."
― Grampsy, Monday, 22 April 2013 11:55 (eleven years ago) link
"His name is 'arrghvy."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 22 April 2013 11:57 (eleven years ago) link
"So? There's a white hair on *your* shoulder as well!"
― Mark G, Monday, 22 April 2013 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
You expected a parrot on my shoulder, but no it is a rabbit. So, aaaaaaaaaaaa!
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 22 April 2013 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
"There's good news and bad news, Bates. The bad news is I'm leaving you. The good news is I'm having an affair with this rabbit."
― Grampsy, Monday, 22 April 2013 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
"Why? Because I ate my last parrot and it tasted awful."
― I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Monday, 22 April 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link
"You don't know what it's like to have a rabbit on your shoulder."
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
"This is normal."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 April 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
"Max is wondering where his scurvy dog is."
― Cheggers Plays Poppers Pig (snoball), Monday, 22 April 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
"I thought we all celebrated Easter."
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
"I wonder if you could help me, I appear to have a pirate super-glued to my feet."
― Cheggers Plays Poppers Pig (snoball), Monday, 22 April 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
"i don't want to hear any watership down superstitions"
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 22 April 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
"Chas n Dave were on the jukebox, I was drunk, it seemed like a funny idea at the time"
― Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Monday, 22 April 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
"Quit looking at me like that"
― Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Monday, 22 April 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
"Ran out of crackers""Houdini borrowed the parrot""Man, I hate Vegas""Sure it's less intimidating but you'd be surprised how many ladies I've picked up with this thing"
can't quite work out a briar patch/eye patch joke. "he was thrown in with eye patch"? too esoteric
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 06:37 (eleven years ago) link
"I lost an eye in the final battle, but after I killed that rabbit I sent him to the taxidermist!""That's all very well, Mr. MacGregor, but why did you then decide to become a pirate?"
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 06:45 (eleven years ago) link
"It came with the maps"
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
"It's drivin me nuts!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago) link