why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

the choice to sex change

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e.g. an extraterrestrial beach

Treasure | Chest.

*tears open chest, reaches behind and slightly to the left of breast bone searching for treasure dies horribly*

oh man, i actually met somebody who told me that paulo coelho quote face to face. she was some nutso woman from Europe I had a 3-day fling with who said I was the love from across the seas she didn't know she was searching for, when really she thought she was looking for adventure in America. coelho is forever relegated to my batshit new age clap trap file.

and now for some reason I regret making that post. i wish this thing had a delete option.

no way, that is one of the best things I've read on ilx recently!

yeah thats the type of raw shit ilx needs

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it makes a good point

Or maybe not killing?

deep thoughts from political philosophy ogre

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gros

never seen Bob without his dreadlocks before

his beads of sweat!!!

*shudders*

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hike up your skirt a little more and show your chest hair to me....

barf

do you think dave makes love with his earpiece in or out.

when he orgasms all you hear is a fiddle solo

I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know you know you know you know

dave type thing

Facebook Image Macros: Name your reasons why they are so bad and hated

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We got to demonstrate
  Come on now
They're gonna have to wait
   'Til we get it right
-Chuck Lee uh I mean Chuck D

</custos>

Radio stations I
Question their blackness
What do you mean I
Can't question their blackness
Just cause I'm white
That makes you the real racist
And why isn't there a White Entertainment Television?

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It involves blojobs tho.

Love when these macros have demented nonsequitur watermarks, like little bonus easter eggs. 'tobiaslovesmydauntlesscake'?!?

these cats need to just nab each other's macros and add their brand until it's nothing but nested brands

someecards.com
mission impossibru.me
FB/JESUSDAILY
FCKH8.com
ihasahotdog.com

-Bob Marley

At least it wasn't H8FCK.com

That symphony orchestra one is infuriating me for some reason. No symphony orchestra ever played music like an emphysemic 87-year-old being mauled by a manatee, either - so fucking what?

they should tho

p. sure at least one orchestra has done Schoenberg xp

T/S: two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy vs an emphysemic 87-year-old being mauled by a manatee

What about Peter and the Wolf isn't there a bit in there where the orchestra imitates a child's laughter?

tell facebook get them to remove the macro

Peter and the Wolf was written by gang members iirc

If Eminem were nice to me and we were getting along, I'd probably be down with hiking up his skirt. Isn't he like 5'nothing or something?

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ugh

I know that one is awful, but I actually do think it's terrible that we force kids to sit still 6-8 hours a day from like ages 5-18.

"Thank god I don't have to eat all that dangerous food full of chemicals" says boy with ribs showing

hippie moms won't be satisfied till their children all have rickets

Every so often this fucking thing pops up and it has got to be the worst thing on internet. FWIW, Bill Cosby is 75. When I pointed this out, the person who posted it said "still good words - hhm you think they would have picked someone with right age though lol". she's a failed art dealer who screwed a mate of mine over when they went into business together BTW. I'm thinking of defriending but I see her in town a fair bit...

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Bill Cosby "I'm 83 and Tired"
I've worked hard since I was 17. Except for when I was doing my National Service, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn't call in sick in nearly 40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as though retirement was a bad idea, and I'm tired. Very tired.
I'm tired of being told that I have to "spread the wealth" to people who don't have my work ethic. I'm tired of being told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it.
I'm tired of being told that Islam is a "Religion of Peace," when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family "honor"; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren't "believers"; Muslims burning schools for girls; Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for "adultery"; Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur'an and Shari'a law tells them to.
I'm tired of being told that out of "tolerance for other cultures" we must let Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques and Madrasa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia , New Zealand , UK, America and Canada , while no one from these countries are allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other Arab country to teach love and tolerance..
I'm tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate.
I'm tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off?
I'm tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I'm tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.
I'm really tired of people who don't take responsibility for their lives and actions. I'm tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems.
I'm also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and early 20's be-deck themselves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making themselves unemployable and claiming money from the Government.
Yes, I'm damn tired. But I'm also glad to be 83.. Because, mostly, I'm not going to have to see the world these people are making. I'm just sorry for my granddaughter and their children. Thank God I'm on the way out and not on the way in. There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on! This is your chance to make a difference.
“I’m 83 and I'm tired. If you don't agree you are part of the problem!

think that was already posted itt, shame on you for not checking the 7k posts beforehand