why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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http://i.imgur.com/h46Bv2K.jpg

乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

dictionaries don't generally explain the difference between words, that would take ages

life went on, sadly (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

Cool i was thinking of going to a bad comedy club and listening through a series of amateurs to find the one guy telling cliched jokes about his wife but thanks to the internet i don't even need to leave my room.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/11561_449847358425387_1029189692_n.jpg

I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/644694_480753318658865_899854966_n.jpg

I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

the choice to sex change

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/529499_10151513207331740_1389902943_n.png

I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

e.g. an extraterrestrial beach

lazulum, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

Treasure | Chest.

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

*tears open chest, reaches behind and slightly to the left of breast bone searching for treasure dies horribly*

carl agatha, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

oh man, i actually met somebody who told me that paulo coelho quote face to face. she was some nutso woman from Europe I had a 3-day fling with who said I was the love from across the seas she didn't know she was searching for, when really she thought she was looking for adventure in America. coelho is forever relegated to my batshit new age clap trap file.

Spectrum, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

and now for some reason I regret making that post. i wish this thing had a delete option.

Spectrum, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

no way, that is one of the best things I've read on ilx recently!

I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

yeah thats the type of raw shit ilx needs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/12776_10151380990101275_2040447886_n.jpg

Heyman (crüt), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

it makes a good point

markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

Or maybe not killing?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

deep thoughts from political philosophy ogre

Neil S, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/529152_10151812093795910_1006232783_n.jpg

tylerw, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

gros

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

never seen Bob without his dreadlocks before

life went on, sadly (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

his beads of sweat!!!

The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

*shudders*

The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.roddenberry.com/media/upload/image/crazy%20villains/harry%20mudd.jpg

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

hike up your skirt a little more and show your chest hair to me....

barf

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

do you think dave makes love with his earpiece in or out.

tylerw, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

when he orgasms all you hear is a fiddle solo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know you know you know you know

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

dave type thing

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

Facebook Image Macros: Name your reasons why they are so bad and hated

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/GbEWSNp.jpg

乒乓, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 11:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/EVCkDnm.jpg

乒乓, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 11:09 (thirteen years ago)


We got to demonstrate
Come on now
They're gonna have to wait
'Til we get it right
-Chuck Lee uh I mean Chuck D

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 12:34 (thirteen years ago)

</custos>

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:11 (thirteen years ago)

Radio stations I
Question their blackness
What do you mean I
Can't question their blackness
Just cause I'm white
That makes you the real racist
And why isn't there a White Entertainment Television?

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

http://d32usnt9hdn16.cloudfront.net/pictures/8b5040a8a5baf3e0e67386c2e3a9b903.jpg

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

It involves blojobs tho.

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

Love when these macros have demented nonsequitur watermarks, like little bonus easter eggs. 'tobiaslovesmydauntlesscake'?!?

sktsh, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

these cats need to just nab each other's macros and add their brand until it's nothing but nested brands

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

someecards.com
mission impossibru.me
FB/JESUSDAILY
FCKH8.com
ihasahotdog.com

-Bob Marley

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

At least it wasn't H8FCK.com

Neil S, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

That symphony orchestra one is infuriating me for some reason. No symphony orchestra ever played music like an emphysemic 87-year-old being mauled by a manatee, either - so fucking what?

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

they should tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

p. sure at least one orchestra has done Schoenberg xp

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

T/S: two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy vs an emphysemic 87-year-old being mauled by a manatee

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

What about Peter and the Wolf isn't there a bit in there where the orchestra imitates a child's laughter?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

tell facebook get them to remove the macro

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

Peter and the Wolf was written by gang members iirc

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

If Eminem were nice to me and we were getting along, I'd probably be down with hiking up his skirt. Isn't he like 5'nothing or something?

Je55e, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/46891_10151596087140903_339637365_n.jpg

ugh

Heyman (crüt), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:51 (thirteen years ago)


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