even more quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a new rolling new york times thread

visual blight

hm

that's a timeless quid/ag. I feel like there were probably 8th Century BCE co-op owners complaining about foot-washing and ugly bazaar signage.

Funny that the NYT article about conferences uses SXSW as its main example. Who in their right mind doesn't see SXSW as anything but a giant spring break party? The interactive part is only slightly more respectable than the music part.

http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/04/meet-the-swugs-of-yale-women-washed-up-at-21.html

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2013/04/09/09-swug.o.jpg/a_2x-vertical.jpg
getting an onion vibe on this one

That is some pitch-perfect Q/A right there. Makes you want to kill everyone in the article and burn NYMag to the ground. Good stuff.

As she puts it, “Saying ‘I don’t give a fuck’ at the right moment, it makes you a more complex person.”

Solitary posts etc

Swurtzels

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/14/opinion/sunday/the-trauma-of-the-pink-shirt.html

hahah i like critchley but i have nfc what that was about

hat’s when I walked into a situation, right there in the parking lot. Three cars, one of them Shirley’s, were simultaneously trying to pull out of their parking spots

His wife and her friend were trying to make a getaway while he was in the stop and shop.

my carrier bag gently rustling in the wind, full of diet sodas and trail mix

Awesome pool party.

http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6fp0lgXME1rxlru1o1_500.jpg

Simon Critchley is a philosophy professor at the New School.

How much did the shirt cost? Seems like he could have mentioned it a few more times.

If you go to the Steven Alan webpage, it's actually just $178. Dudes are going to go there after reading the article and think that they're getting a deal.

is that after tax?

Well, if you have it shipped to Connecticut...

tax in nyc is approximatley 752% so he's actually underreporting the cost of the shirt by quite a few dollars

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2308344/Petronella-Wyatt-Its-hell-posh-poor.html

Il Pellicano hotel, Porto Ercole, Italy, where Petronella remembers a happy, expensive, holiday

After she had lived in the United States for the latter half of 2003 with Charles Bruce Berry at his home in Charlottesville, Virginia, in 2004 British newspapers reported that she had had a four-year affair with the then-Conservative MP Boris Johnson.[1] The affair, which had been well hinted at in UK newspaper gossip columns, included passionate London taxi cab rides around St John's Wood during which they would ask the cab driver to insert cassette tapes of Wyatt singing Puccini.[7]

Denis Healey regretted at the close of an interview with Wyatt that there was no time left for "rumpy pumpy".[6]

o_O
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This emoticon does not accurately portray the difference in size between my two eyes upon reading "rumpy pumpy".

That is a British expression that makes me irrationally disgusted.

rumpy pumpy, my blood sausage is lumpy

rumpy pumpy vs bunga bunga

just read about pink shirt guy. i don't think any of that exchange had anything to do with the shirt, did it.

anyway, came here to post this week's "what i wore" because it's amazing, check out the photo where is is posing in front of a portrait of herself

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/14/fashion/what-amy-fine-collins-wore.html

My loose rule of thumb: if I don’t know the designer, I don’t wear the clothes.

where she is posing

Looks like an elf cosplay outfit tbh

Oh god oh god oh ewwwwwww

An earlier version of this article misquoted Amy Fine Collins in describing how being a art historian has helped train her eye. She did not say, “I like a strong line versus circus ornamentation.”

pink shirt article is deeply disturbing stuff

Okay, I finally read the pink shirt article and it is two pages about nothing. Next.

The citronella article is hilarious, I could only keep thinking "don't worry we're gonna cook and eat you anyway."

did anyone understand what the initial fight was actually about? Was it just the fact that they were trying to pull out of their spaces at the same time?

Yeah i didn't quite get it other than like, officious bunghole pushes wrong buttons.

it just seemed like there was some missing piece of the story, probably in which either he or his wife or their friend was being an asshole. I've been at an awful lot of Jersey gas stations and I've never had anything like that happen.

and the fact that there were TWO DIFFERENT DRIVERS both cursing him out

no no, must be the $200 pink shirt, sure that's it

pudendum boy shirt

Ms. Fine Collins, who says she is in her early 50s,

the neglected children of PS 58 in Carroll Gardens finally get some relief:

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/04/17/public-money-goes-to-school-toilets-brooklyn-voters-decide/

no. no. NO. NOOOOO. NOOOOOOOO.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/19/nyregion/babys-latest-going-diaperless-at-home-or-even-in-the-park.html?src=me&_r=0

Ms. Shapiro, who is a doula, a birth and child-rearing coach, says it is practically now a job qualification to at least be able to offer diaper-free training as an option to clients. Caribou Baby, an “eco-friendly maternity, baby and lifestyle store” on the border of artsy Greenpoint and Williamsburg, has been drawing capacity crowds to its diaper-free “Meetups,” where parents exchange tips like how to get a baby to urinate on the street between parked cars.

we used to go to caribou a lot. so glad we moved and are not raising our child in that area.

lol

Ms. Shapiro, who is a doula, a birth and child-rearing coach, says it is practically now a job qualification to at least be able to offer diaper-free training as an option to clients.

haha where's yr spirituality now COACH

you know what is not fucking eco friendly? PISSING AND SHITTING IN THE STREET!

Parents are drawn to the method as a way of preserving the environment from the ravages of disposable diapers, as well as reducing the laundering of cloth diapers and preventing diaper rash. Many of them like the thought that they are rediscovering an ancient practice used in other cultures, though they tend to gloss over the fact that many of those cultures had never heard of Pampers. But mostly, they say, they like feeling more in touch with their babies’ most intimate functions.

chinese parents do that all the time