why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/58119_478108415594311_1009886216_n.jpg
pssst

so I'm going to die?

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images//visual/whatshot/Vladimir_Guerrero051012.jpg

I'm trying to figure out what the last line on tylerw's jpg was before someone replaced it with "Share it"

who exactly is profiting off of all these guilt-induced shares?

― Moodles, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:48 (21 minutes ago) Permalink

Monsanto

I'm trying to figure out what the last line on tylerw's jpg was before someone replaced it with "Share it"
Found this at tineye.com
http://cache.fanity.com/2013/03/28/136446122714.jpg

drop everything and serif it

If you have taken a minute to read this, the angels have seen you struggling with something: reading.

Could've been a New York minute

some people use metamucil, I use angels

do people really share these for lols/ironically? who?

My high school typing teacher (more accurately a typing teacher at my high school, since I had the other one when I took the class) posts these with Wampolian earnestness

I only ask b/c virtually all of them that I see posted are with near complete earnestness afaict. It's part of what makes facebook fun idle people-watching.

who exactly is profiting off of all these guilt-induced shares?

― Moodles, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:48 (21 minutes ago) Permalink

Monsanto

― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, April 8, 2013 5:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just reading about how there are people who set up pages like 'my little sister doesnt think shes beautiful click like to tell her she is' or 'name a state that has an N in it most people cant', get thousands of likes then sell the page to marketers who do with it as they please

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/MvOBpEYJGSg4EcnNX9ZpX59oS7sEfJnZDkcXCw11Pt3Kq6OsAlbr1JNbrktUepq_Va-CbjP3sjTS1xb6lFKWVvUw4H6DAmqaq6exj5uvVsrvxIIefQ

growing hops in an apartment and not brewing beer is more crazy imho

Can you really grow hops inside an apartment?

lagoon otm

same dude posted some weirdo gmo stuff so I am guessing they are organic hops (lol)

he grew up in F4irf1eld, feel like La Lechera would be able to provide some background there

huh
that's weird

didn't know there were that many home brewers OR apartments in that particular small town!? enough to make a venn diagram of them? what's that, like 4?

noo, this dude lives in nyc or something now

In that case I have 0 insight.

thought that said Pot growers for a hot minute

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561808_518894651456686_1839950050_n.png

kushandwizdom

I cheated, my friend's friend posted this

not a fb macro but someone shared a really really stupid text on facebook about coke and water and how coke dissolves bones in less than 2 days (but somehow it takes minimum 4 days for a nail to disappear in coke, as stated later on), is used by highway patrols to remove blood stains after accidents, serves as rust remover for coke delivery truck-engines and other stupid idiocies of the kind. i'm all for ppl drinking water rather than coke but i can't believe ppl are dumb enough to share idiotic shit like this. it ends by saying that this was proven by a renowned french lab, gives their phone number and invites ppl to call the lab to confirm this shit.

actually it's confirmed by every middle school science fair, too, iirc

like literally every one I have ever seen has had some kid who puts teeth and other stuff in coke

did you call? xp

Snopes cover this: http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/acid.asp and http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/8glasses.asp

i can only hope for the day a science fair kid decides to verify the claim that a coke employee fell into a vat of coke and his body was never recovered, fully dissolved by ultra powerful coke.

like literally every one I have ever seen has had some kid who puts teeth and other stuff in coke

― I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 12:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i did this

xp to matt p: i guess i should have, the institut pasteur prob has nothing better to do than answer silly questions

i rest my case

in my defense it was my partners idea, i wanted to do something on genetics that i obvs never wouldve completed or prob even started, in conclusion it was a good decision to go w the coke experiment and let my partner do all the work

http://i.imgur.com/h46Bv2K.jpg

dictionaries don't generally explain the difference between words, that would take ages

Cool i was thinking of going to a bad comedy club and listening through a series of amateurs to find the one guy telling cliched jokes about his wife but thanks to the internet i don't even need to leave my room.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/11561_449847358425387_1029189692_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/644694_480753318658865_899854966_n.jpg

the choice to sex change

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/529499_10151513207331740_1389902943_n.png

e.g. an extraterrestrial beach

Treasure | Chest.

*tears open chest, reaches behind and slightly to the left of breast bone searching for treasure dies horribly*

oh man, i actually met somebody who told me that paulo coelho quote face to face. she was some nutso woman from Europe I had a 3-day fling with who said I was the love from across the seas she didn't know she was searching for, when really she thought she was looking for adventure in America. coelho is forever relegated to my batshit new age clap trap file.

and now for some reason I regret making that post. i wish this thing had a delete option.

no way, that is one of the best things I've read on ilx recently!

yeah thats the type of raw shit ilx needs

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/12776_10151380990101275_2040447886_n.jpg