"Now THAT was sexual congress."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 8 April 2013 12:25 (thirteen years ago)
nice
― mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2013 12:27 (thirteen years ago)
"So much for a hung parliament"
"Let's just say I expect some capital improvements."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 8 April 2013 12:33 (thirteen years ago)
"That was monumental."
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Monday, 8 April 2013 12:46 (thirteen years ago)
nice!
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 8 April 2013 12:47 (thirteen years ago)
"I love it when you do me like you do ordinary hardworking americans."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 8 April 2013 12:51 (thirteen years ago)
"I guess this _was_ the next logical step after gay marriage."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 8 April 2013 12:53 (thirteen years ago)
"Nope, it doesn't feel right without Ron Paul."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 8 April 2013 12:54 (thirteen years ago)
"I know I said I wanted dome, but this is ridiculous!"
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 8 April 2013 12:56 (thirteen years ago)
"this is fucked up"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 April 2013 12:58 (thirteen years ago)
"machicolation? listen, i'm not that kind of building"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 April 2013 13:02 (thirteen years ago)
"It's okay. Not everyone is the Washington Monument."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 8 April 2013 13:04 (thirteen years ago)
looool
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:07 (thirteen years ago)
"Is that George Washington's empty tomb in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:32 (thirteen years ago)
"So which hole is your butt?"
― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Monday, 8 April 2013 14:04 (thirteen years ago)
"How exactly am I going to stimulate growth?"
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Monday, 8 April 2013 14:05 (thirteen years ago)
"It's ok. Lots of executive bodies get filibustered sometimes."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 8 April 2013 14:10 (thirteen years ago)
"Don't feel bad about it. Not many people can match up to Big Ben."
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Monday, 8 April 2013 14:17 (thirteen years ago)
It's not you, it's me.
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 April 2013 14:23 (thirteen years ago)
"as sex, it was great, but as political metaphor, it was trite and hackneyed"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 8 April 2013 14:25 (thirteen years ago)
"Ironically, this is the least dirty thing I've done all week."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 8 April 2013 14:26 (thirteen years ago)
"maybe if i go on top?"
― red shoe obituaries (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2013 14:28 (thirteen years ago)
"What's the matter? Can't get an election?"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 8 April 2013 15:01 (thirteen years ago)
"Politics sure make for strange bedfellows, huh?"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 8 April 2013 15:03 (thirteen years ago)
"Now that the session's over, what do we do about the bill?"
― red shoe obituaries (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2013 15:03 (thirteen years ago)
It happens to lots of nations.
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 April 2013 15:05 (thirteen years ago)
"Did you just call me Statue of Liberty?"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 8 April 2013 15:06 (thirteen years ago)
She's just making that clicking, droning "aaaaa" sound from The Grudge.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 16:07 (thirteen years ago)
I fuck buildings
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 8 April 2013 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
"I just noticed that the weirdest thing about this scene is the corded telephone"
― R = J - L (Leee), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 03:42 (thirteen years ago)
hey, scale model of the white house, where'd you come from, a movie set or something?
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 03:47 (thirteen years ago)
my name is janine, not jolene *giggles*
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 03:49 (thirteen years ago)
heyyyyy!
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 03:50 (thirteen years ago)
"I really wish I could remove this Capitol Building finger trap"
― abanana, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 05:37 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/22/p465/130422_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 15 April 2013 11:26 (thirteen years ago)
from the naked boardroom contest, I actually really like one of the nominees:"I was wrong, this meeting is still boring."― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:00 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"I was wrong, this meeting is still boring."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:00 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That one won.
― Mark G, Monday, 15 April 2013 11:27 (thirteen years ago)
This one is troublesome. Why is the floor gravel. Who are they phoning? The rat or w/e is not enough of the focus, these cartoons are feast or famine and i cant take it any more
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2013 12:01 (thirteen years ago)
"Look, we've got to get him out of here already. He's turning 27 next week."
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 April 2013 14:00 (thirteen years ago)
"Pets-R-Us don't have any tigers either, and he's getting mighty close to the end of the sports section."
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2013 14:06 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm trying to get him back to the rat race."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 15 April 2013 14:14 (thirteen years ago)
"I know you said _______, but this is ridiculous!"
― the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Monday, 15 April 2013 14:16 (thirteen years ago)
"apparently, Margaret Thatcher's died"
― Mark G, Monday, 15 April 2013 14:50 (thirteen years ago)
i have to admit this made me chuckle a little bit
― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:03 (thirteen years ago)
"I know you said anthropomorphic rat, but this is ridiculous."
― lazulum, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:23 (thirteen years ago)
"I dont care Richard, he hasnt paid his rent in three weeks and you need to go in there and talk to him
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:26 (thirteen years ago)
"If your experiment made him soooo smart, why is he reading the Sun?"
― I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:34 (thirteen years ago)
"I've explained it to pest control. They're consulting their ethics policies."
― lazulum, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:34 (thirteen years ago)
"yes, yes, but think of the problems a giant cat would cause"
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:36 (thirteen years ago)
There's a mouse in the front room will you deal with it, I'm on the phone"
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:37 (thirteen years ago)