Moneyball won't win the Premiership 2012-13

don't think I've seen an entire football club's season perfectly summed up in five seconds before

the fuck is kyle walker doing in that strip

Walker hardsonning Baines for Spurs' second was a peachy vision indeed

i take it you didn't see the rest of the match? he ran into him the rest of the afternoon, baines probably dived out of the fucking way by that stage tbh

no I was busy having a massive hangover. ah well, even a blind chicken finds some corn now and again, as the incredibly popular saying goes

kyle walker might not be the sharpest shiv in the nonce wing but he is so fast and relentless with the overlaps that he is worth the few brainfreeze errors per season

the ratio this season is fuckin alarmingly fucked tbh

The fuck is townsend doin still on loan btw

Remy goal totes deservin of john woo treatment

Last time i saw that 'marginal' bobby z move it had sid justice's fuckin boot on it

2-and-a-half count, just a yellow.

Lost count of the number of times today parker did the 'no, you first' routine with another white shirt while an everton player stole in, including mirallas's (excellently taken) goal.

didnt mention earlier how focused and efficient everton wete with the ball, but then it's hard to know how much of that was down to our backline (setanta lads very correct in lambasting vertonghen's defensive efforts today)

Also i hate hate hate osman, a guy with a surprising strike and a completely unsurprising rotten spoiling foul/occasional thuggish hit streak.

Murray playing without fear now, at the end of all things

Yeah re-alph, i would maybe burrow deeper and see if any of the francaises have geographical links or similar to the cité of limoux and the surrounding mountains, perhaps pardieu googled in a chummy getting to connaitre les lads fashion and happened upon yr cave drawings, sparking a crisis of intricate but catastrophic synaptic flares that can only lead to a startling regression from alan pardieu, smooth chinned and suited head of marketing and strategy at le tûne thru bearded alan pardew the coach (villa) to scruffy al what helps the kids (notts county) to neanderth-al in a loincloth (tactics at stoke obv)

― mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, March 18, 2013 1:06 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Like idk whats goin on up there but motd2 guy just said 'chagrin' with the accent and everything wtf

Badran Mohammad Al-Shagran (born January 19, 1974) is currently a retired Jordanian professional football player. He made his professional debut in the Jordan League in 1993 for Al-Ramtha SC. He played 3 games in the UEFA Intertoto Cup 1996 for FC KAMAZ-Chally Naberezhnye Chelny.

Sczielny

Manchester United have sold the naming rights to their training ground as part of a sponsorship deal with the insurance firm Aon, the club's current shirt sponsors, estimated to be worth $230m (£150m).

The eight-year agreement with Aon starts in July – from when Carrington will be known as the "Aon Training Complex" – and is a further sign of the club's off-field money-making abilities.

Wtf

Hopefully it won't be long before we're playing in the Mr Potato Arena

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11711/8625718/Jermaine-Jenas-I-ll-stay-at-QPR-and-fight-my-way-back-to-England-set-up

Jermaine Jenas I II engineered by eddie kramer

Like idk whats goin on up there but motd2 guy just said 'chagrin' with the accent and everything wtf

― mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2013 01:55 (13 hours ago) Bookmark

Pardew said: "Tottenham is a difficult one, but we are going to go there with renewed vigour - we have some 'je ne sais quoi' in the team - and hopefully get something there."

mange tout, papiss, mange tout

Glad to see Big Sam back in his rightful place as the most successful English manager in the league

Are they going to attempt a minute's silence tonight?

Been wonderin all day, surely not

I hope they do. I mean that.

daily mail says there are no plans for any kind of tribute

what was the streaming site w/the funny name that matt dc uses

wiziwig?

Literally can't muster a single good reason that explains my watching this

Me either. Hoping something might happen I suppose. These are the two boringest behemoths imaginable.

Giggs has a fatal weakness for the unnecessary backheel

Nice try son, you can't strike a pose for that one

free was going in too

does possession tell the full story of a football match? "sometimes it never does", proffers steve mcmanaman.

How come John Terry looks evil, while Phil Jones looks merely gormless? They're kinda similar.

lol surely there was an easier way for Nasri to hit that

good player

That was pretty amazing.

didn't he already score that goal though?

wow

through the united defence like a stake through thatcher's heart.

this game didn't deserve that goal

still not sure this has been worth my evening tbh

not at all sure why i chose this over either peter brotzmann or brixton death party, besides laziness.

Kun? I've switched over to Game of Thrones, quickly realised I couldna be arsed with a pair of shit/good teams playing badly for no stakes

a glum Michael Owen all suited up and sitting on his own did bring a little chuckle

what would an 'interior life of michael owen' thread look like?