why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/540796_10151237540437017_620064145_n.jpg

DavidM, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

orly

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

Is that a still from Clerks 3?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 6 April 2013 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

Icy Hot Stuntaz?

Heyman (crüt), Saturday, 6 April 2013 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

Wd have to be a dramatic increase in physical chastisement of young children before it began to demographically affect the numbers surviving into late adolescence, imo

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 6 April 2013 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/TSRh0qL.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 6 April 2013 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

war mongler

Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Saturday, 6 April 2013 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

is that like a ham burgler

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

bomble bomble

I, rrational (mh), Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/10089_374458056001835_789990493_n.jpg

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Sunday, 7 April 2013 10:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/dQUFWQe.jpg

^ a lil' gross anti-abortion macro, laughable at how naive it is

乒乓, Sunday, 7 April 2013 13:14 (thirteen years ago)

Jesus.

carl agatha, Sunday, 7 April 2013 13:17 (thirteen years ago)

how to make baby mcnuggets

Woody Ellen (Matt P), Sunday, 7 April 2013 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/526813_562402370448612_994534599_n.jpg

My Sunn0))), My Sunn0))), What Have Ye Drone? (wins), Sunday, 7 April 2013 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

had to stop myself from punching my laptop when I saw that on my feed

My Sunn0))), My Sunn0))), What Have Ye Drone? (wins), Sunday, 7 April 2013 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

omg so true im in SO much debt to "massa card", like this if u think credit should b erased

Øystein, Sunday, 7 April 2013 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

Just like the slaves, I went to the Carribean on a large ship, wherein I ran up "enslaving" debt.

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 April 2013 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/12785_368494776592533_415201850_n.jpg
"normal chicken"

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 April 2013 03:23 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/528281_10151291554876324_1285171194_n.jpg

Mordy, Monday, 8 April 2013 03:23 (thirteen years ago)

Normal selectively bred mutant vs. advanced selectively bred mutant.

HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Monday, 8 April 2013 03:24 (thirteen years ago)

x-post I hope.

nickn, Monday, 8 April 2013 06:38 (thirteen years ago)

Transition is a noun, you poor dumb kids.

Three Word Username, Monday, 8 April 2013 06:54 (thirteen years ago)

Everything is a noun, or can be.

Mark G, Monday, 8 April 2013 08:15 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/578305_10200911225966186_2097706210_n.jpg

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:01 (thirteen years ago)

I'm waiting for the end of that sentence.

Heyman (crüt), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:04 (thirteen years ago)

So is that little girl. ;_;

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:06 (thirteen years ago)

omg that lonely dependent clause at the end
these make me sad! at least it uses were instead of was
that would be ott

and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:15 (thirteen years ago)

Terrible shame really, police report it would have been enough to save her but for the 600 seconds it took this person to make a jpeg instead of just typing the text out as a status update.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 8 April 2013 13:17 (thirteen years ago)

why more teachers aren't writing stupid hilarious shit on the chalkboards at work, taking photos of it, and making people forward it on facebook is beyond me

internet infamy is right there at the end of our chalky fingertips

and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:26 (thirteen years ago)

how come jews mourn margaret thatcher but not all the other prime ministers who died --written by a teacher on a chalkboard

lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2013 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

It is not my child. Three seconds will kill me!

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:38 (thirteen years ago)

today's date is 4-8-12! this won't happen again for 100 years! share if you think small children shouldn't die

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 April 2013 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

i'll do it tomorrow and post here - second one will be attributed to Rumi

and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

pretty sure most Quebec license plates are in the 123 ABC format common in Canada, with some AAA1234 like Ontario.

Plasmon, Monday, 8 April 2013 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

if you are the man driving the car, do not go where the little girl tells you! go to the police station!!!

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 April 2013 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

Gang members are now dressing up their headquarters as police stations. If you see a crying child, kill it. Share this now if you love ladies.

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Uo7D8b5VgnM/UU756FnR60I/AAAAAAAAEcs/1FnzP6D1VxE/s1600/VDOIN0.D.png

tsrobodo, Monday, 8 April 2013 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

pretty sure most Quebec license plates are in the 123 ABC format common in Canada, with some AAA1234 like Ontario.

― Plasmon, Monday, April 8, 2013 1:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Yeah, that license plate number looked weird so I actually looked this up and that is not a valid license plate in Quebec. So on top of being a kidnapper, this guy is also illegally driving an unregistered vehicle. Please share this in less than 3 seconds. -- Bob Marley

silverfish, Monday, 8 April 2013 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.google.com/search?q=72b+381

I, rrational (mh), Monday, 8 April 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/249907_422139321191971_1926352941_n.jpg

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

oh no I'm so torn

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

you're all out of faith
this is how you feel

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

gang members are now using old people with cancer to rape ladies. Bring your parents to crying children if they have cancer.

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

irl lols

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

who exactly is profiting off of all these guilt-induced shares?

Moodles, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/58119_478108415594311_1009886216_n.jpg
pssst

tylerw, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

so I'm going to die?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images//visual/whatshot/Vladimir_Guerrero051012.jpg

Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

I'm trying to figure out what the last line on tylerw's jpg was before someone replaced it with "Share it"

Heyman (crüt), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

who exactly is profiting off of all these guilt-induced shares?

― Moodles, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:48 (21 minutes ago) Permalink

Monsanto

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:11 (thirteen years ago)


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