OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

in retrospect, they were mostly derivative/lame, but i had few winners

the weird tweet game is mad real

did u delete ur account? I cant find u ony mlist

i did, i think some1 hacked into the email account attached to it and by then i had already abandoned that account due to irl circumstances making me question the amount of time i was online in general, so in a fit of guilt i deleted it

the bike day thing was about tedx toronto as i recall, which was streaming appropriately tagged tweets to a huge led screen somewhere. the claims were that they had taken all the bikes off the racks because they were illegally parked. this eventually transformed into an elaborate story about a bike bonfire.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/ted-talks-hashtag-gets-trolled

more fine reporting from buzzfeed, that model of dauntless journalistic something something.

haha yes tedx lmao

ʍǝɹɔ ʎpuǝp@mistercqnzr Follow
what the fuck my bike turned into a heap of burning serpents #TEDxToronto

Eldritch Be'en'@amuchmoreexotic Follow
#TEDxToronto Two TED staff just rode past on a tandem crudely made from parts of my bike & others. Laughed at me, shouted sthg abt 'alchemy'

i am laughing all over again

SMH@stephaniehonour Follow
So interested to get the actual scoop on #TEDxToronto bike theft situation. Weird tweets everywhere #chaos @CP24 get on it!

loved that buzzfeed piece

weird twitter isn't really my thing but a lot of the themes of that piece are applicable to ilx so i really enjoyed it

weird piece to dis buzzfeed for considering it was providing useful information material to this discussion

"here's something that explains what i'm talking about... by a bunch of COWARDS"

btw i think the community wiki at http://www.weirdtwitter.com is a pretty good resource, tons of classic quotes + timelines

wow you're right

@tricialockwood:
[...] it's like a punchline to a long mundane joke that everyone else is telling

this seems to me as basically otm as anyone's ever likely to get

btw i think the community wiki at http://www.weirdtwitter.com is a pretty good resource, tons of classic quotes + timelines

― 乒乓, Saturday, April 6, 2013 8:36 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

;alksdfj;asdlfjk I opened this link in a public place!

speaking of things open in public places

DO NOT click on that link

Ah, I haven't actually seen Goatse in so long!

its like an internet homecoming

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/ted-talks-hashtag-gets-trolled

weird twitter vs. adult swim

Anthony Bourdain ‏@Bourdain 1m
And for those not in know, @DadBoner is possibly the single finest twitter feed in existence.

https://twitter.com/ValEKilmer/status/322354458862432256

valkilmer880

i recommend val kilmer's feed

ben shaprio retweets every good looking young woman who tweets at him. he's like the charlie brown facha lil b or something

lady who only tweets to her husband? https://twitter.com/angelemory

and Dr. Drew

bandit ‏@UtilityLimb 19 Oct 11
Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE

classic

lol

miss that dude

@SeinfeldToday

not even a little bit funny

yeah the other one is obv much better but gets old... nothing really has approached @BARTSIMSON_REAL

yeah @seinfeld2000 was awesome initially and even did a final tweet thing and then eventually came back and got old

http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/top-7-animated-dog-gifs/

dying

https://twitter.com/PeanutFreeMom/status/326714715382370304

she has been on a three-day tear on this issue. it is amazing

well, and this profundity:

https://twitter.com/PeanutFreeMom/status/325767583007662080

Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
Please help me in boycotting the new Major League Ultimate Frisbee team @BostonWhitecaps. Natick doesn't need potheads in our backyard.

Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
Frisbees are for dogs. Say NO to Major League Ultimate Frisbee.

Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
I got Ultimate Frisbee removed from Natick Public School gym classes, I can get it removed from the local sports stadium too.

Debra Jones-O'Brien Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
Get @MLUltimate out of the Framingham/Natick area! Please RT to let your voice be heard!

Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
Hitler used to throw 'crispy discs' to his dog on the beach.

Champzilla ‏@Champzilla 21 Apr
@PeanutFreeMom shut up bitch! @BostonWhitecaps rule!!!

Debra Jones-O'Brien Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
@Champzilla @bostonwhitecaps that is assault. THAT IS ASSAULT!

aaahaha THAT IS ASSAULT!

lol did anyone ever find out who peanutfreemom is

why the hell am I not following peanutfreemom

p sure i read an article once where the author came forward (it's a guy iirc)

When Delaney first followed her the Twitter profile displayed a photograph of "one of those sexy people that you love to hate," he said. He tried to set up dinner with her in Massachusetts where she supposedly lives, but she turned him down and later direct messaged him asking him to stop harassing her.

lol & o_O @ this

p sure i read an article once where the author came forward (it's a guy iirc)

― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:18 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh no don't ruin it for me