OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/4/5/10/enhanced-buzz-25671-1365172756-1.jpg

i like to think that they tried to reach out to utility limb but the email they got back was just a completely black screen that made them feel alone + bereft of all hope

the funniest troll-y thing weird twitter did was imho when they highjacked the hashtag for some bicycle day thing in toronto and made all these claims of police brutality and it turned into this whoe hilarious story and was so funny and im upset and disappointed it wasnt included in the article

i was watching the copy machine thing as it was happening and it was extremely tough to hide my convulsive laughter at work

I still cannot see this without nearly pissing my pants:

310d hell_homer @hell_homer
Carl has the ball. Carl passes to Jeff, Jeff to Bob. Bob with the ball dee dang dee dang diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie

feel like the canseco twitter has revealed too much

Anthony Bourdain ‏@Bourdain 1h
Have we, as a nation, arrived at a point where we are too lazy to gnaw meat off a fucking bone? How about pre-chewed chicken?

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 21m
@Bourdain fucking chicken part patties might as well blend it and drink chicken smoothies. hug for u buddy

--

Ari MelberVerified account ‏@AriMelber 1 Apr
"The real political task ..is to criticize the workings of institutions that appear to be.. neutral and independent." #Foucault

@JoseCanseco @AriMelber Foucault is just Nitchske speaking french. Is my WHCD invite onthe way? do I get a plus one or is Ash my date?

310d hell_homer @hell_homer
Carl has the ball. Carl passes to Jeff, Jeff to Bob. Bob with the ball dee dang dee dang diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie

― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, April 5, 2013 7:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

this is prob one of the worst jokes i've ever read

there was a time when i was doing weird tweets, this brings back memories of sitting on the toilet reading a lot of these

i enjoyed ur weird tweets

in retrospect, they were mostly derivative/lame, but i had few winners

the weird tweet game is mad real

did u delete ur account? I cant find u ony mlist

i did, i think some1 hacked into the email account attached to it and by then i had already abandoned that account due to irl circumstances making me question the amount of time i was online in general, so in a fit of guilt i deleted it

the bike day thing was about tedx toronto as i recall, which was streaming appropriately tagged tweets to a huge led screen somewhere. the claims were that they had taken all the bikes off the racks because they were illegally parked. this eventually transformed into an elaborate story about a bike bonfire.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/ted-talks-hashtag-gets-trolled

more fine reporting from buzzfeed, that model of dauntless journalistic something something.

haha yes tedx lmao

ʍǝɹɔ ʎpuǝp@mistercqnzr Follow
what the fuck my bike turned into a heap of burning serpents #TEDxToronto

Eldritch Be'en'@amuchmoreexotic Follow
#TEDxToronto Two TED staff just rode past on a tandem crudely made from parts of my bike & others. Laughed at me, shouted sthg abt 'alchemy'

i am laughing all over again

SMH@stephaniehonour Follow
So interested to get the actual scoop on #TEDxToronto bike theft situation. Weird tweets everywhere #chaos @CP24 get on it!

loved that buzzfeed piece

weird twitter isn't really my thing but a lot of the themes of that piece are applicable to ilx so i really enjoyed it

weird piece to dis buzzfeed for considering it was providing useful information material to this discussion

"here's something that explains what i'm talking about... by a bunch of COWARDS"

btw i think the community wiki at http://www.weirdtwitter.com is a pretty good resource, tons of classic quotes + timelines

wow you're right

@tricialockwood:
[...] it's like a punchline to a long mundane joke that everyone else is telling

this seems to me as basically otm as anyone's ever likely to get

btw i think the community wiki at http://www.weirdtwitter.com is a pretty good resource, tons of classic quotes + timelines

― 乒乓, Saturday, April 6, 2013 8:36 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

;alksdfj;asdlfjk I opened this link in a public place!

speaking of things open in public places

DO NOT click on that link

Ah, I haven't actually seen Goatse in so long!

its like an internet homecoming

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/ted-talks-hashtag-gets-trolled

weird twitter vs. adult swim

Anthony Bourdain ‏@Bourdain 1m
And for those not in know, @DadBoner is possibly the single finest twitter feed in existence.

https://twitter.com/ValEKilmer/status/322354458862432256

valkilmer880

i recommend val kilmer's feed

ben shaprio retweets every good looking young woman who tweets at him. he's like the charlie brown facha lil b or something

lady who only tweets to her husband? https://twitter.com/angelemory

and Dr. Drew

bandit ‏@UtilityLimb 19 Oct 11
Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE

classic

lol

miss that dude

@SeinfeldToday

not even a little bit funny

yeah the other one is obv much better but gets old... nothing really has approached @BARTSIMSON_REAL

yeah @seinfeld2000 was awesome initially and even did a final tweet thing and then eventually came back and got old

http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/top-7-animated-dog-gifs/

dying

https://twitter.com/PeanutFreeMom/status/326714715382370304

she has been on a three-day tear on this issue. it is amazing

well, and this profundity:

https://twitter.com/PeanutFreeMom/status/325767583007662080