why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/480781_10151523501809469_567589850_n.jpg

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 April 2013 12:28 (thirteen years ago)

can't help thinking there is more to that story

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 4 April 2013 12:34 (thirteen years ago)

actually not really

max, Thursday, 4 April 2013 12:56 (thirteen years ago)

he's not crazy. you're the one who's crazy

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:05 (thirteen years ago)

Parents were CEOs of Coke.

riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:24 (thirteen years ago)

i like that one!

frogbs, Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:28 (thirteen years ago)

I chuckled!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:31 (thirteen years ago)

I will make sure to write to "The Mental Facility" and demand that they free "Mike"

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

oh nm I get it

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

idgi

riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ

Neil S, Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:51 (thirteen years ago)

dope

riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

yeah great song, great Fbook macro (never thought I'd see the day etc. etc.)

Neil S, Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Lqoajvt.jpg

titled 'HOW TO EAT A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE FOREVER'

乒乓, Thursday, 4 April 2013 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/041/5/2/exo_m_tao_love_quote_macro_by_ambieshinee-d5uk4rh.jpg

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

omg that last "... Forever." really comes across like a threat.

carl agatha, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

When you feel alone,
just look at the space
directly in front of your face...

Remember that in that
space you can see my
boot kicking you...

Forever.

carl agatha, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

as said by a man in a ski mask leaving a message on your answering machine from a payphone

Spectrum, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

i have no idea what that chocolate is trying to say

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

its a way to eat chocolate forever

乒乓, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

the sleight of hand occurs in between the 3rd and 4th steps

乒乓, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

i just want a pepsi

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

I won't give it to you.

carl agatha, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

o well i guess should be institutionalized

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

i don't care about your stupid magic show just let me eat the goddamn chocolate

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/63447_10151526534471575_22186277_n.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

might be a repeat. i've missed a couple of thousand on here...

scott seward, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/549127_585257014826739_726844588_n.jpg

s.clover, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

Low self esteem? Fuck u

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

she's a prickly pear.

scott seward, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

if i saw her i would just say: GOOD MORNING!!!!

scott seward, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

in a really deep theatrical voice.

scott seward, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

i have to admit i make a point of never buying glue from someone who isn't glued to something

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

I never buy new tires from anyone who hasn't replaced their feet with michelins.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

"An African saying." You know, from the country Africa.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

I should post "People who treat 'Africa' as one big homogenous thing" on the IA thread.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

that institutionalized macro is great

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/549106_10200902144385316_1175837427_n.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 5 April 2013 01:50 (thirteen years ago)

i actually do think gates would use that font

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Friday, 5 April 2013 01:54 (thirteen years ago)

not even bill gates has enough money to give every facebook user 5k

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.lushquotes.com/pics/david-lynch/Everyone-is-on-the-internet-but-they

nice file name

Doctor Casino, Friday, 5 April 2013 04:47 (thirteen years ago)

not even bill gates has enough money to give every facebook user 5k

yeah but 99% of people won't share this. will you?

a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:40 (thirteen years ago)

Be a fool not to.

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:42 (thirteen years ago)

Is addressing Facebook tbf, not facebook users, so he'll only be $5,000 down.

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:44 (thirteen years ago)

i don't get out of bed and share facebook posts for less than $50,000 anyway.

riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:46 (thirteen years ago)

FFS

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/643954_10151135637008687_212645720_n.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

ahaha

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

Quote not in iambic pentameter.

Aimless, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

lol take that people who believe in stuff!!!

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/555126_545134965509748_787704957_n.png

the bagel is the bagel (donna rouge), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

cupping? rolfing? alphabiotics?

they're just making up words, right?

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:14 (thirteen years ago)


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