why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

If a crying child tries to pick you up at a bar don't go home with it because you'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice and when you go to the pay phone to call 911 you'll get AIDS from the needle in the change slot

if a crying child can save you $$$ ON YOUR GASOLINE BILL EVERY YEAR

lol carl

crying children are furious you can lose pounds with this one weird tip

obama wants crying children to go back to the police station

tbh I didn't see this on Facebook but someone has to have posted it there

http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0910_wtf/religion_is_like_a_penis.jpg

- don't touch it if you have been handling chilies

Needs Stephin Merritt to come in and sing "But A Penis Is Not Like Religionnnnnn"

lol vg

loool

i kind of feel like the person who brings shoving penises down children's throats into the conversation in the first place is the one i want to stay away from

otm

like you, macro-maker, are asking people to keep things to themselves and yet you just put that image in everyone's mind

all I can think now is 'if religion is like a penis, what does that make the balls'

its a conversation the church needs to have tbph

lol

religion is like a penis and the pope is...

erection = fundamentalism

flaccid = unitarian

militant fundamentalism

ball = the prods and the easter orthodoxies

sperm -- those annoying street/transit preachers

odin = the single eye at the top

what was the beef with the rothko = thing

you wouldnt get it if you didn't see it in person iirc

there are a few challopsy fb status thingies going around now about how "WHILE YOU WERE BUSY SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE YOU MISSED [the "Monsanto Protection Act"] [some anti-gay or anti-trans-gender state law in a state nowhere near where you live] [stuff generally being bad for x group of people]" which is a particularly irritating combination of "wake up sheeple" and "I'm more left than you"

I don't get why people are so eager to be all "why would you care about (X) when (Y) is happening!"

Also if there were literally nothing else going on in the world most people still wouldn't give a shit about Monsanto.

I am almost getting tired of everything having the word DRONES everywhere, as if it were flying thingies we were worried about and not the targeted murder of people in lieu of capture. We've had movies and anxiety implying that SATELLITES can go overhead and track us in realtime when in range, which is mostly bullshit, but claim that it's a wee thing hovering a thousand feet up and we're all paranoid.

Hurting there's some definite History at play btwn trams activists and mainstream GLB activism, including conflicts over ENDA language, and beef with the HRC specifically, so some of those posts may have been a bit less ludicrous than MONSANTO!!!1

I'm steadfastly in favor of drones

<3 drones

i want a beanie baby drone

"droney"

drones are kind of boring, always droning on

wish amazon would do prime drone shipping

Also if there were literally nothing else going on in the world most people still wouldn't give a shit about Monsanto.

idk this is sort of a good point in their favor, just as a means of confronting why certain campaigns get all the attention and why others don't (HRC makes a lot of money if its logo is the most popular image on FB, monsanto makes a lot of money if the public isn't aware of them)

but more importantly i support any anti-HRC challops fuck em

silby OTM

yeah silby otm, alot of that 'meanwhile back in the states' facebook high horse stuff reminded of 'YOUR BROTHER IS STANDING IN A FIELD IN AFGHANISTAN' days of studio 60 but the trans stuff seemed on point and looking at big picture, focusing on next steps, arguing w/ compromises (and bringing them to light) which is totally on topic.

wait wait wait

was that a studio 60 on the sunset strip reference you just dropped in there

what was the beef with the rothko = thing

cropping & reducing the painting into an hrc logo just rubbed me wrong, esp since i'm 95% sure the tech-startup bro who posted it doesn't know who rothko is

WHILE YOU WERE BUSY SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE YOU DIDN'T GO INTO WORK OR EVEN LEAVE YOUR CHAIR AND YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AND YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU AND SHE TOOK THE KIDS BUT LEFT THE DOG AND THE DOG STARVED TO DEATH AND YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE RIPE GARBAGE AND YOUR EYEBALLS DRIED OUT

should've brought a poopsock

http://i.imgur.com/i915Y4f.jpg

Type CROSS if you won't get down off your own!!

type CRISCROSS if you would..JUMP JUMP.

^ IRL LOL

WHILE YOU WERE BUSY SUPPORTING JESUS TEN THOUSAND MORE BABIES WERE MURDERED

trams activists

― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, March 28, 2013 9:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

smh

hahaha

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/483927_474612242611608_1821652934_n.jpg

my mother-in-law reposted this picture:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/538923_497787753601951_1122755312_n.jpg
and tagged my sister-in-law, who is a federal government lawyer, has a month-old baby, and is decidedly not a pothead. turns out MIL did not know what those items on the sign were and had just tagged SIL because she had seen her post the red equality image and thought she might be interested

That's hilarious for a million reasons but also because the end of those joints look like boobs.

my MIL also has a sorta-racist magnet that a friend brought her back from jamaica that is a rasta guy. in one hand he is holding a huge joint. she says she thought it was a microphone.