"obedient wives" ??
― billstevejim, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:02 (thirteen years ago)
Staples Singers, you're on notice. DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:04 (thirteen years ago)
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE ANYONE ANYWHERE
The incident is getting worse.
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
also like the use of "for" instead of "because" for some old-skool literary flair
― chilli, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
missing the comma, didn't pay enough attention in class during the segment on FANBOYS
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:07 (thirteen years ago)
The shitty look acts like catnip for those who repost ironically.
― Aimless, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:07 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/child-lure-6.jpg
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:12 (thirteen years ago)
Sheriff's Department Warning FAMILY PLEASE READ!
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:13 (thirteen years ago)
**Please DO NOT IGNORE!
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
family please read?ladies and guys?
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:18 (thirteen years ago)
Women leaving the house for any reason! If anyone talks to you, take them to the police station! Unless a police officer talks to you, then you're fucked!
― carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:29 (thirteen years ago)
literally!
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:33 (thirteen years ago)
if u see a crying child driving around w/o headlights u r in a gang now and you have to rape someone plz forward
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
if a cryeing child offers you a piece of bubbleyum DO NOT EAT IT it is full of spider eggs
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:12 (thirteen years ago)
the spiders will get into your brain and then a ghost will murder your family, please RT
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:14 (thirteen years ago)
crying children POOP ON YOUR COKE CANS do not take any coke cans from them
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:19 (thirteen years ago)
If a crying child leaking spiders from its mouth and eyes tries to sell you perfume in the mall parking lot, you stepped out of the car and hanging from the door handle was A HOOK.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
If a crying child tries to pick you up at a bar don't go home with it because you'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice and when you go to the pay phone to call 911 you'll get AIDS from the needle in the change slot
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:24 (thirteen years ago)
if a crying child can save you $$$ ON YOUR GASOLINE BILL EVERY YEAR
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
lol carl
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
crying children are furious you can lose pounds with this one weird tip
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:34 (thirteen years ago)
obama wants crying children to go back to the police station
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:34 (thirteen years ago)
tbh I didn't see this on Facebook but someone has to have posted it there
http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0910_wtf/religion_is_like_a_penis.jpg
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 29 March 2013 00:52 (thirteen years ago)
- don't touch it if you have been handling chilies
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 March 2013 00:53 (thirteen years ago)
Needs Stephin Merritt to come in and sing "But A Penis Is Not Like Religionnnnnn"
― Mark G, Friday, 29 March 2013 00:55 (thirteen years ago)
lol vg
― carl agatha, Friday, 29 March 2013 01:26 (thirteen years ago)
loool
― s.clover, Friday, 29 March 2013 01:27 (thirteen years ago)
i kind of feel like the person who brings shoving penises down children's throats into the conversation in the first place is the one i want to stay away from
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:40 (thirteen years ago)
otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:42 (thirteen years ago)
like you, macro-maker, are asking people to keep things to themselves and yet you just put that image in everyone's mind
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:44 (thirteen years ago)
all I can think now is 'if religion is like a penis, what does that make the balls'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:47 (thirteen years ago)
its a conversation the church needs to have tbph
― mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:50 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:54 (thirteen years ago)
religion is like a penis and the pope is...
erection = fundamentalism
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:54 (thirteen years ago)
flaccid = unitarian
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:55 (thirteen years ago)
militant fundamentalism
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:55 (thirteen years ago)
ball = the prods and the easter orthodoxies
― mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:58 (thirteen years ago)
sperm -- those annoying street/transit preachers
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:00 (thirteen years ago)
odin = the single eye at the top
― mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:02 (thirteen years ago)
what was the beef with the rothko = thing
― purp (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:32 (thirteen years ago)
you wouldnt get it if you didn't see it in person iirc
― mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:33 (thirteen years ago)
there are a few challopsy fb status thingies going around now about how "WHILE YOU WERE BUSY SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE YOU MISSED [the "Monsanto Protection Act"] [some anti-gay or anti-trans-gender state law in a state nowhere near where you live] [stuff generally being bad for x group of people]" which is a particularly irritating combination of "wake up sheeple" and "I'm more left than you"
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 March 2013 03:38 (thirteen years ago)
I don't get why people are so eager to be all "why would you care about (X) when (Y) is happening!"
Also if there were literally nothing else going on in the world most people still wouldn't give a shit about Monsanto.
― Heyman (crüt), Friday, 29 March 2013 03:46 (thirteen years ago)
I am almost getting tired of everything having the word DRONES everywhere, as if it were flying thingies we were worried about and not the targeted murder of people in lieu of capture. We've had movies and anxiety implying that SATELLITES can go overhead and track us in realtime when in range, which is mostly bullshit, but claim that it's a wee thing hovering a thousand feet up and we're all paranoid.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 29 March 2013 03:49 (thirteen years ago)
Hurting there's some definite History at play btwn trams activists and mainstream GLB activism, including conflicts over ENDA language, and beef with the HRC specifically, so some of those posts may have been a bit less ludicrous than MONSANTO!!!1
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 29 March 2013 04:55 (thirteen years ago)
I'm steadfastly in favor of drones
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 29 March 2013 04:56 (thirteen years ago)
<3 drones
i want a beanie baby drone
"droney"
― Mordy, Friday, 29 March 2013 05:00 (thirteen years ago)
drones are kind of boring, always droning on
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 March 2013 05:28 (thirteen years ago)