why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Hello, I am Clarence Thomas. My face stinks like a butt.

loooollllll

carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

i love you AP

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

im sure whoever posted that macro was vigorously attempting to debate 'the monsanto protection act' before it passed. also probably thinks theres something called 'the monsanto protection act'. smart people.

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 28, 2013 9:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can't even find a very clear explanation of what this legislation is, but it sounds like it just prevents the courts from stopping the USDA from doing what it already does? Ultimately I'm just not that scared of GE foods so w/e.

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.salon.com/2013/03/27/how_the_monsanto_protection_act_snuck_into_law/

its pretty shitty but its temporary and was a trick so

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/2fW8HlR.jpg

SEO Speedwagon (seandalai), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

gtfo god never promised that

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

It's in the apocrypha somewhere.

SEO Speedwagon (seandalai), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

corners of the world is a figure of speech meaning everywhere FYI SIGN MAKER

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

Somebody must have typed that into Word, printed it out, stuck it on a pinboard, taken a photo of it and uploaded it onto their computer and finally onto facebook.

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

why is it printed on three pieces of paper is the big question

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

um sign maker are u calling out God

HAY GOD THIS SIGN MAKER WANTS TO BEEF WITH YOU

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

god's going to beat that guy's ass

Spectrum, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

what if the sign maker...is God??

don't put the anus on me (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

It kind of makes sense that god's printer is designed to print on fortune cookie sized paper.

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

Then Moses turned and went down from the mountain with the two fortune cookie papers in his hand...

Newgod.css (seandalai), Thursday, 28 March 2013 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

I'm in favor of genetically modified foods, drones, and otherkin.

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

Then Moses turned and went down from the mountain with the three . . . <gust of wind blows one out of his hand> . . . two fortune cookie papers in his hand...

nickn, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

lool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

ha

carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/625684_563095567056821_1983903400_n.jpg

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

its almost like you have to actively work to make stuff that gets reposted on facebook look as shitty as it does

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

'the new 'gang' way of rape'

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

"obedient wives" ??

billstevejim, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

Staples Singers, you're on notice. DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE ANYONE ANYWHERE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

The incident is getting worse.

Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

also like the use of "for" instead of "because" for some old-skool literary flair

chilli, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

missing the comma, didn't pay enough attention in class during the segment on FANBOYS

and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

The shitty look acts like catnip for those who repost ironically.

Aimless, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/child-lure-6.jpg

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

Sheriff's Department Warning FAMILY PLEASE READ!

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

**Please DO NOT IGNORE!

Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

family please read?
ladies and guys?

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

Women leaving the house for any reason! If anyone talks to you, take them to the police station! Unless a police officer talks to you, then you're fucked!

carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

literally!

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

if u see a crying child driving around w/o headlights u r in a gang now and you have to rape someone plz forward

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

if a cryeing child offers you a piece of bubbleyum DO NOT EAT IT it is full of spider eggs

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

the spiders will get into your brain and then a ghost will murder your family, please RT

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

crying children POOP ON YOUR COKE CANS do not take any coke cans from them

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

If a crying child leaking spiders from its mouth and eyes tries to sell you perfume in the mall parking lot, you stepped out of the car and hanging from the door handle was A HOOK.

carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

If a crying child tries to pick you up at a bar don't go home with it because you'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice and when you go to the pay phone to call 911 you'll get AIDS from the needle in the change slot

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

if a crying child can save you $$$ ON YOUR GASOLINE BILL EVERY YEAR

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

lol carl

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

crying children are furious you can lose pounds with this one weird tip

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

obama wants crying children to go back to the police station

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

tbh I didn't see this on Facebook but someone has to have posted it there

http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0910_wtf/religion_is_like_a_penis.jpg

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 29 March 2013 00:52 (thirteen years ago)

- don't touch it if you have been handling chilies

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 March 2013 00:53 (thirteen years ago)

Needs Stephin Merritt to come in and sing "But A Penis Is Not Like Religionnnnnn"

Mark G, Friday, 29 March 2013 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

lol vg

carl agatha, Friday, 29 March 2013 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

loool

s.clover, Friday, 29 March 2013 01:27 (thirteen years ago)


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