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Hey I have a Mantle Hood album, actually - Music of the Venerable Dark Cloud. Pretty cool gamelan stuff.

ProAm Chomsky (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 03:37 (thirteen years ago)

d'brickashaw ferguson

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 03:39 (thirteen years ago)

constant mews, monash university

http://www.monash.edu.au/researchoffice/bulletin/assets/images/constant-mews-200x250px.jpg

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

department of feline studies

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

ED BALLS

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

hee hee

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

my boyfriend's boss' fiance is a public defender who was defending a woman whose name appeared on the legal documents as "LA-AH"

and as the story goes, he asked her how the name is pronounced, is it "LAY-uh" or "luh-AH" etc

to which she replied "It's pronounced LADASHAH"

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

the sad thing is that I've heard that one before

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

(wah-wah)

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

-ah (pronounced "Hyphenia")

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

see also: Female (which rhymes with "Emily", apparently)

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

can i start signing my gov't name "&rew"

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

yes plz

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

i really want to change my name to airwrecka

i can't get over it

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

AIWRECKA YOU FACE!

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

my boyfriend's boss' fiance is a public defender who was defending a woman who got a pickle stuck in her cooter

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 29 March 2013 13:26 (thirteen years ago)

Do place names count?

Whip Ma Whop Ma Gate

Madchen, Friday, 29 March 2013 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

constant mews

oh wow, I've always found Constant Lambert's name pleasing but this is even better

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 29 March 2013 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

Melody Drinkwater

http://melodydrinkwater.com

you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Friday, 29 March 2013 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

my boyfriend's boss' fiance is a public defender who was defending a woman who got a pickle stuck in her cooter

― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, March 29, 2013 9:26 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so shoplifting?

johnny crunch, Friday, 29 March 2013 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

o so there is a snopes entry on that, i took story on good faith from the source but now idk

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Friday, 29 March 2013 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Barkevious "KeKe" Levon Mingo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barkevious_Mingo
I am so drafting this guy with my last pick on any team that has IDP

gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 April 2013 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

i've heard rumors of a person named luba whose friends call her "lube"

Pat Finn, Friday, 12 April 2013 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I am at work doing some student data analysis atm. One of the kids is called:

http://i.imgur.com/ffxwTnl.jpg?1

хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Saturday, 4 May 2013 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

h/t to sh1p http://www.bizjournals.com/baltimore/blog/morning-edition/2013/05/dick-hug-remembered-as-champion-of.html

乒乓, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 12:01 (thirteen years ago)

lol at ocean plaza.

when i worked in bbc there was a girl who worked there called "media". spelled that way and all.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 12:03 (thirteen years ago)

lol what no that is awful

did she at least try and have it pronounced medea...?

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 12:13 (thirteen years ago)

no she introduced herself as media. it was seriously weird.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 12:28 (thirteen years ago)

i like pluralized names, that is a trend i could get behind

did you ever think 'hey, it would be ironic if a serial killer made art using your body parts?'

just me then.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 13:44 (thirteen years ago)

Ew, graphic media.

Madchen, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

I liked this piece about "NPR names":
http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/05/why-do-npr-reporters-have-such-great-names/275493/

jaymc, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

a guy whose actual surname is 'semen'

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 May 2013 07:21 (thirteen years ago)

New person in our office with surname Van Kuyk pronounced like ... well, yeah.

Madchen, Monday, 20 May 2013 07:52 (thirteen years ago)

Noble Sprayberry

Murder in the Rue McClanahan (jaymc), Sunday, 2 June 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

There was a guy with his name on will-call last night, with a corresponding I.D. upon arrival, named

Amerika Beanbag

Evan, Thursday, 6 June 2013 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

Frank Bowling (NYC resident in the 80s)

calstars, Thursday, 6 June 2013 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

Hugh Jassolé

calstars, Thursday, 6 June 2013 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

Giasol?

calstars, Thursday, 6 June 2013 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

L3ila Smelt-S0ep

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 17 June 2013 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

Richm@n Wee

al leong dudes (qiqing), Thursday, 20 June 2013 02:50 (thirteen years ago)

M!sty P@nc@ke

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 June 2013 03:00 (thirteen years ago)

heeee hehehehe

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 June 2013 05:03 (thirteen years ago)

^^^Tao Lin's daughter

shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 June 2013 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

lol

Treeship, Friday, 21 June 2013 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

Corky Boozé

http://sfist.com/2012/04/18/a_man_named_butt_and_a_man_named_bo.php

polyphonic, Saturday, 22 June 2013 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

Booz-AY

Treeship, Saturday, 22 June 2013 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

Senior researcher at the biotech company I work for is called Dr Cr@ze

She is a supervillain obv

sjuttiosju_u (wins), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

flipping through a Baptist hymnal I found a tune credited to one Horatius Bonar:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horatius_Bonar

loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Thursday, 25 July 2013 01:45 (twelve years ago)

Two ppl from my job:

Sh3rry Fav0rs
Z3stty Cl4rk

Tamar Bibimbraxton (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 25 July 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)


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