Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3kOO2rffco

has this been mentioned? from when he unboxes the 2nd pony to 3 mins is my favourite bit of footage online ever. love how totally unabashedly ballsy he is about it too:

The video that launched me as a force to be reckoned with in the YouTube community.Yes, this is me and this is the video that I made, no substitute.

NI, Saturday, 23 March 2013 13:05 (thirteen years ago)

That letter is so gross and wrong that I almost feel bad for laughing at it.

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Saturday, 23 March 2013 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

Nicole OTM

brb, making my wife (who has a psychology degree) read it

Darth Icky (DJP), Saturday, 23 March 2013 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

i can't feel my legs

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

bridle wars

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

Just read that entire letter aloud to my wife.

Jeff "Skink" Baxter (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

And made it through about 8 minutes of the unboxing video. The poor kid speaks so much more clearly and confidently when he's talking for the pony toys :(

Jeff "Skink" Baxter (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

I hate to have to ask, but yr wife, she is not i hope a plush toy horse

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

god, that guy is so sad
bronyism is kinda evil huh

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

Bro fete but what we make

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

is this for real? something very "a modest proposal" about this.

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

it's pretty trollish

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

No theyre the little fellows with the hair

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

feels weird that a brony would qualify his particular strain of bronyhood in relation to another kind of bronyhood as being too strange to grok instead of just saying, "hey now buddy, that's my fiancee there, back off" or some such.

like are ponyography aficionados and pony plushies disparate communities that don't interact or know of each others' ways?

slugbuggy, Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

Maybe a standard issue brony still thinks marrying a plush toy as a means of asserting copyright is just a step too far

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

probably the most concise summation of the situation but also the weirdest sentence i've ever said that about.

slugbuggy, Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

idk i'm sure mattel executives got up to some dark shit in the 80s

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

I'd like to remind everyone that this is happening:

http://www.bronycon.org

Darin, Saturday, 23 March 2013 23:50 (thirteen years ago)

I'd like to remind everyone that this is happening:

http://www.bronycon.org

Darth Icky (DJP), Sunday, 24 March 2013 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

i work with a brony. is it wrong to wish death upon her.

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Sunday, 24 March 2013 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

him?

how's life, Sunday, 24 March 2013 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

Fandom rules dictate that girls CAN be called bronies, but the more correct term is 'pegasis'.

emil.y, Sunday, 24 March 2013 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

I was explaining this very thing to someone irl recently, and it dawned on me quite how much I waste my life.

emil.y, Sunday, 24 March 2013 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

wasn't there a bronycon orgy last year that had all sorts of lurid details on twitter

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 24 March 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

omg pegasis

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

brocephalus

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

one of my students announced that he was a brony and i was the only person in the room who knew what he was talking about!

and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Sunday, 24 March 2013 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

u mean, there HASN'T been a bronycon yet?!?

pancakes and sizzurp (Eisbaer), Monday, 25 March 2013 06:25 (thirteen years ago)

this is the fifth one, according to the link

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 25 March 2013 06:54 (thirteen years ago)

Brother-in-law sent me a video of a bronie sodomising himself with a giant custom-made plushie rocking horse thing the other day. Thought that was the peak of this crazy-assed cult, but that email up above beats it.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 25 March 2013 11:49 (thirteen years ago)

does anyone remember that dude Andy who was in love with Princess Peach and had a similar meltdown when he found out that there was another guy interested in her...but just for sex

frogbs, Monday, 25 March 2013 13:20 (thirteen years ago)

can't say i do

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

one of my students announced that he was a brony and i was the only person in the room who knew what he was talking about!

Why would someone announce they are a brony? Whatever happened to dignity?

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Monday, 25 March 2013 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

Oh get off yr high horse. (it's my wife).

mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 25 March 2013 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

I think one of the answers to "Whatever happened to dignity?" is "bronies"

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

He's really sweet and goofy, very earnest. We were talking about gender roles and what "girls/boys should like/wear/do" and he made his announcement. That was it. I didn't find it undignified at all tbh. I only wished anyone aside from me knew what he had said. He has a tshirt and everything. It hasn't come up again, though.

and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

I don't mean to take my boggling at stuff like the letter posted in here out on your student, he doesn't deserve that

OTOH I'm still boggling like a mug

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

that letter, jeez

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

Why would someone announce they are a brony? Whatever happened to dignity?

Grown male friend of mine who likes Friendship Is Magic will only look at Equestria Daily on his ipad on 3G, because he doesn't want it to show up on logs at work

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 00:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcTOlVgninsUd5rkz17DJZacXMkZ7bojboQdCebtqnoZPW4VOoBZ9Q

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:40 (thirteen years ago)

can't say i do

― goole, Monday, March 25, 2013 10:51 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dont worry, I got you covered

http://www.lurkmore.com/w/images/7/7f/Andy_sweetie.png

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:45 (thirteen years ago)

Frank Sidebottom found love before he passed away.

Neil S, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 10:08 (thirteen years ago)

Can't believe it's brnykon time again already it seems like it was just yesterday that we experienced all that luscious wonder the flowing means a beauty

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 10:44 (thirteen years ago)

Brony con 2013

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 10:45 (thirteen years ago)

Props and Cosplay Policy
We love to see our attendees dress up in all sorts of creative and interesting costumes! However, for safety's sake, we have some rules about what costumes and props are acceptable at BronyCon. When planning your costume, please keep the following rules in mind:

  • Decency and Appropriateness: Congoer attire must cover all areas normally covered by a swimsuit. Costumes and props must also be PG-rated. Hate speech is not permitted on attire or props in any language.
  • Costume Safety: Costumes must not be dangerous to anyone who bumps into them accidentally.
  • Volume: Costumes and props that make noise must have volume controls and should be kept at an appropriate volume. The owners of such props and costumes must turn down or mute the volume when asked to by Security.
  • Live Steel: Live steel props are any props crafted from metal with a pointed end or blade-like edge, whether blunt or sharp. All such objects are strictly prohibited in convention spaces. This rule does not apply to objects with only the appearance of metal, such as wooden swords wrapped in aluminum foil.
  • Weapons: Real weapons such as maces, axes, or batons must be tightly peacebound or otherwise disabled, and are not allowed if they cannot be disabled. Projectile weapons such as bows, slings, or crossbows must be disabled and unloaded. Bows must be unstrung or strung with a flimsy and loose material such as twine. No bolts or arrows may be carried as part of a costume unless they are fake, not fireable, and not sharp or dangerous.
  • Gun-like Props: Gun-like props are required to have orange tips. Airsoft guns must never be loaded and must be disabled, and no ammunition may be carried on the congoer carrying the airsoft.
  • Guns: Real firearms, even if disabled or unloaded are strictly prohibited in all convention spaces. If you are an off-duty law enforcement officer carrying your sidearm through convention space, please come see the Head of Security when you enter the con so there are no unfortunate misunderstandings.
  • Any prop being used in an unsafe or threatening manner may be confiscated by Security. Security may ask you at any time to put a prop away or change out of a costume based on its acceptability.
  • The Head of Security has the final say as to the acceptability of any prop or costume.

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

I'm imagining "tightly peacebound" also appears in brony fanfic quite often.

i kant believe it's not buffon (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like those rules are also good rules of thumb for life in general.

South of Hamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

those rules are actually basically standard cosplay rules

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

I am trying to decide if it is funny or terrifying that "don't bring live, dangerous weapons" comes AFTER "don't put hate speech on your costume"

Darth Icky (DJP), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

"peace-bonding" for instance derives from old-line sci fi cons, here's a citation from 1987

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:40 (thirteen years ago)


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