Why I hate the Daily Mail, as distilled into one edition

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Irony, lady.

Half of these sound like rappers. (snoball), Thursday, 21 March 2013 10:35 (thirteen years ago)

Then there's this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2296440/Dark-Knight-killer-James-Holmes-Muslim-prays-times-day.html

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 22 March 2013 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

There is No James Holmes that guy is an Actor that has played other parts in these fake shootings (Drills) even his lawyer is fake real name Alva Greenberg from that acting family. Nobody died nobody shot - If even one of the witnesses or officals is shown to be an Actor then the whole thing is Fake - Hoax. Stop promoting this nonsense and investigate the roles these people play over and over again. We are Legion

- Elyag Reed , Banjul, Gambia, 22/3/2013 15:53
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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2296440/Dark-Knight-killer-James-Holmes-Muslim-prays-times-day.html#ixzz2OJEVTVc7

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 22 March 2013 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

that comments page is full of conspiracy crap. Where the hell do they come from?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 22 March 2013 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

they make the usual mail commentors seems sane

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 22 March 2013 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

You've gotta love the comments section. It's usually full of rants about how immigrants moving to Britain are ruining "our country", by "John - Expat in Spain"

And there was that scandal a few years back when that BNP member said women enjoy being raped, and likened it to being forcefed chocolate, and the people on that site expressed genuine shock and surprise that a member of the BNP would actually make a bigoted and ignorant remark.

Slash N Burn, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:47 (thirteen years ago)

daily mail commenters are low iq, bored guardian readers, just like guardian commenters are bored, low iq daily mail readers.

caek, Saturday, 23 March 2013 09:54 (thirteen years ago)

Guardian has a fair few low iq bored Guardian readers too.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Saturday, 23 March 2013 10:22 (thirteen years ago)

No wonder they're bored

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 March 2013 10:23 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, troo, guardian commenters are a joyful mixture of daily mail readers and guardian readers

caek, Saturday, 23 March 2013 10:49 (thirteen years ago)

There are these hordes of people who worship Marina Hyde or Charlie Brooker and seem to see themselves as these arch cynics - I think they're the worst people in Britain.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Saturday, 23 March 2013 10:58 (thirteen years ago)

every so often I think about what would be worse, being stranded on a desert island with people who passionately love Charlie Brooker or being stranded on a desert island with people who passionately hate Charlie Brooker or

congratulations on yet another award and i loved your baseball cap (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 March 2013 11:04 (thirteen years ago)

people who don't finish their posts properly

congratulations on yet another award and i loved your baseball cap (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 March 2013 11:05 (thirteen years ago)

ha otm xxp.

one thing i never, ever miss about britain is people who love to get sincerely angry about trivia. like today on fb someone has posted a link to something in the guardian (not clicking) with the commentary "Let out your Saturday morning rage here..".

caek, Saturday, 23 March 2013 11:06 (thirteen years ago)

On one level though, Charlie Brooker does understand. Deep down, he knows he hasn’t contributed anything positive to TV, to journalism, to culture, to the wider understanding. He’s a man who, quite rightly, hates himself. What he should really hate, though, is the people he’s spawned. And that’s why he’s on this list. There’s thousands of them. People who, for some reason, want to be him. People getting inordinately angry about popular culture that isn’t aimed for them. People who watch Battlestar Galactica and own most of Tool’s discography writing what they’d no doubt term an “epic rant” about, say, Hannah Montana. We’ve allowed manchildren to take over Twitter. And that’s why Brooker is on here. It’s not so much that he doesn’t understand. It’s that he has no desire to learn.

caek, Saturday, 23 March 2013 11:08 (thirteen years ago)

one thing i never, ever miss about britain is people who love to get sincerely angry about trivia.

Yes, that truly is a uniquely British trait that you would certainly never find in any other corner of the globe.

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Saturday, 23 March 2013 13:24 (thirteen years ago)

we've cornered the market in a particular wanky tone of it

Kontuszówka reverie (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 March 2013 13:50 (thirteen years ago)

Seriously. You're kidding yourself if you think this isn't a British (and to a lesser extent Australian) thing.

caek, Saturday, 23 March 2013 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

Otm, was one of the first things I noticed when I moved away from the UK

kinder, Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2013/4/2/230027/default/v1/030413-papers-daily-mail-1-329x437.jpg

How can anyone working for the Mail sleep at night when they use the deaths of 6 children to push their anti-poor agenda and defend the UK Govt Welfare reforms?

PURE. UTTER. SCUM.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 08:15 (thirteen years ago)

Use of the word "bred", rather than "fathered", is particularly grotesque.

Des Fusils Pour Banter (ShariVari), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 08:23 (thirteen years ago)

fuck 'em. just fuck 'em, is all.

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 09:13 (thirteen years ago)

Harold Shipman - Vile Product of Medical School
Peter Sutcliffe - Vile Product of Long Distance Lorry Driving
Jimmy Savile - Vile Product of State Owned Broadcasting (that one's possibly already been used)

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 09:52 (thirteen years ago)

Let's see.

Newspaper prints outrageous cover story.

Outraged people name it, link to it or its website, give it the publicity it wants.

Editor says thank you and carries on printing outrageous stories.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 12:52 (thirteen years ago)

Harold Shipman - Vile Product of Medical School the NHS (fixed for Mail readers)

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 12:55 (thirteen years ago)

I've not seen anyone link to the actual piece but to a 'tinypic' of the front page that garners the Mail group exactly zero pence, but perhaps our social media circles don't cross over much, Marcello. But seriously, what would you suggest is the correct response to this situation?

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 12:58 (thirteen years ago)

the correct response is to type or use the phrase "A Good Story" at some point during the day

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

The correct response to this situation would be for people to stop buying the paper. But that won't happen. People stick to newspapers the way that they stick to one political party. They look at today's front page and go: "well, that's a bit much, but I'm going to buy it anyway, because I've always bought the Daily Mail and I always will buy the Daily Mail, it's my paper" and continue to read it, blindly (if that's not a contradiction).

Or else it maintains their probable root belief that welfare dependents deserve everything that's coming to them, and worse. The Mail are good at exploiting and inflaming that part of their readers' personality.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

One thing's for sure; the Philpots will be the next election's Willie Horton.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

The correct response to this situation would be for people to stop buying the paper.

yes but if the people involved, the left-leaning, well-meaning sorts, aren't buying the paper, what for you would be the "right" thing they should do, since you seem to think that discussing this and passing around a tinypic link of the Mail cover story is counter-productive somehow?

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Thursday, 4 April 2013 07:20 (thirteen years ago)

by which i mean, the people passing the tinypic link around ALREADY aren't buying the paper.

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Thursday, 4 April 2013 07:21 (thirteen years ago)

what purpose does sharing the link serve? The mail's mo is known, isnt changing, is working for them.

mister borges (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 April 2013 07:31 (thirteen years ago)

sharing the link help us being outraged by the headline, and so will click onto daily mail to read the whole thing and become more outraged. it's the same with your mail readers just the outrage is opposite

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 4 April 2013 07:48 (thirteen years ago)

it's like people who reply-all to reply-all in work e-mail chains to tell people to stop using reply-all

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 4 April 2013 07:50 (thirteen years ago)

what purpose does sharing the link serve? The mail's mo is known, isnt changing, is working for them.

― mister borges (darraghmac), Thursday, April 4, 2013 8:31 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't see how even the Daily Mail could use that guy and his singularly weird lifestyle as a justification for welfare reform.

― Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 5:46 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ who was that hopeless hapless naïf?

― Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Wednesday, April 3, 2013 10:37 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Thursday, 4 April 2013 07:54 (thirteen years ago)

I'm missing the point stevie. Genuinely. To remind yourselves that the dm is the other side?

mister borges (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 April 2013 08:16 (thirteen years ago)

This story is dm fodder. Getting all angried up when they act accordingly serves no purpose that i can see, it's not like there'll be a huge groundswell against it or they can be shamed out of it.

mister borges (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 April 2013 08:18 (thirteen years ago)

yes but if the people involved, the left-leaning, well-meaning sorts, aren't buying the paper, what for you would be the "right" thing they should do, since you seem to think that discussing this and passing around a tinypic link of the Mail cover story is counter-productive somehow?

Find and express a coherent and attractive counter-argument. The Left can bandy about stats until it bleeds but nobody is moved by stats. They have lost the emotional argument and if they're going to get it back they need to do a lot better than more taxes and more unions. Zoe Williams today says at the end of her column: "Don't get mad - get even." Details of how exactly this is to be accomplished are unstated.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 4 April 2013 08:33 (thirteen years ago)

The point is this: even Tom D couldn't believe that the Mail would exploit this story as viciously as they have. That's why the cover gets bandied about - as proof/reminder of how poisoned the discourse is. I know the Mail is a vessel of rankitude, but even I was taken aback by how baldly they spun the story into a broadside against the welfare system. Becoming aware of this isn't necessarily productive, but I don't really see the profit of sticking one's head in the sand and ignoring it, especially as the story won AN Wilson the opportunity to bloviate over his lessers on the Today programme this morning.

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Thursday, 4 April 2013 09:22 (thirteen years ago)

Where did I say anything about "sticking one's head in the sand and ignoring it"? What I'm saying is if you don't like them don't publicise them and then fewer people might buy it and they would have to close down. They are only printing what their readers want to read. If nobody wanted to read the paper it would shut down.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 4 April 2013 09:29 (thirteen years ago)

One thing's for sure; the Philpots will be the next election's Willie Horton.

It'll be forgotten by then

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 April 2013 09:35 (thirteen years ago)

Plenty time for more juicy murders/ misc. outrages for us all to get our teeth into

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 April 2013 09:36 (thirteen years ago)

I managed to miss that because I woke up 10 minutes after it was on, but I do wonder why AN Wilson is entitled to an opinion/platform on anything to do with poor people. The kind of asshole who pays his cleaner in cash and then sounds off about people on the fiddle.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Thursday, 4 April 2013 09:38 (thirteen years ago)

What I'm saying is if you don't like them don't publicise them and then fewer people might buy it and they would have to close down.

I don't think many of the people who would've seen the image would've gone on to buy it, you're ascribing causalities to this action that just aren't there.

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Thursday, 4 April 2013 09:40 (thirteen years ago)

They might focus on immigration at the next election but they'll drag this out again if they can: "Vote Labour and you are paying for more VILE BENEFIT SCUM PERVERT MURDERERS!"

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 4 April 2013 09:41 (thirteen years ago)

Wilson was just typically vile, Suzy, and the labour pol fielded to rebut was infuriatingly ineffectual.

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Thursday, 4 April 2013 09:42 (thirteen years ago)

Seems to me the more outrage, disgust, contempt etc is built up online around the lies and pov pushed by the tories and the DM the more chance there is of a non-tory gov in 2015. That simple really. A non-tory electoral result can't be taken for granted. The net is now the public forum for millions, it's where they read the views of others, consider and form their own. It's where campaigns are started, organised and grown.
If you consider that insignifigant it's clearly for ideological reasons.

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 4 April 2013 09:42 (thirteen years ago)

What I've noticed over most of the BBC lately is that speakers with a conservative/authoritarian viewpoint are speaking without being interrupted, but contributors from the left get spoken over by both their opposite in debate *and* the presenter. Never allowed to finish a sentence, that kind of thing.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Thursday, 4 April 2013 09:51 (thirteen years ago)

There will probably be a Tory majority in 2015. Most people, including many who are on the net, think benefits need cutting; poll figures bear that out. In the absence of a convincing argument as to why benefits don't need cutting, they will vote accordingly, perhaps because they don't trust Labour to do anything different.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 4 April 2013 10:00 (thirteen years ago)


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