"This fellow Tom Leonard will pay dearly for his transgressions."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
"Team, Chatroulette is falling on tough times in this economy."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
"Sigh... No, Nancy, you cannot get pregnant from an Aeron chair."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
"I have reason to believe that someone switched my Mountain Dew with urine."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
Guys tom wouldnt touch any of those, up the game ffs
― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
"Guys. Lysol. 23%. You do the math."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
There it is
― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
"Nobody laugh when I turn around or you're fired"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
"Chair was gettin' sticky"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago) link
addition to yr first one: "we fell 37% below predicted growth for this year."
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
"I said causal Fridays. You know, where we'd determine the antecedent conditions that were responsible for consequent events? Come on, people!"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
"As you'll see momentarily, the fiscal crisis has left me with only a stack of dimes."
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:32 (eleven years ago) link
"When I said dress code was business casual, I meant business casual at every other business except American Apparel! Of course, that doesn't quite explain why I'm not wearing clothes either, does it?"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:33 (eleven years ago) link
"Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected. Infracells up. Mega thrusters are go. FORM VOLTRON!"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm really digging these new casual fridays."
― s.clover, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:38 (eleven years ago) link
"Wow! This place is swank! Can I just say-- this ain't your father's gas chamber!"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
"Hey, I think this is a one-way mirror."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
"you know, i could have sworn the recruiter said this was a news agency."
― s.clover, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
"Lena, you seem cold. Are you cold?"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
"I like staring at your nude bodies as I work. I find it... erotic."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
"I bet my dick looks like ants to all those people."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
"...and to think-- all those fuckers thought I couldn't build a successful Fortune 500 business where every employee experiences a daily regimen of degrading sexual humiliation and brutal genital torture."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
"Let's focus, people"
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 21 March 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
"Hey, we should bring back the suggest ban button" xp
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 March 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
"let's focus, people" kills me
― Walter Galt, Thursday, 21 March 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
yes that is brilliant. it's what a real new yorker cartoon would have as its caption but doesn't stand a chance in hell for the competition.
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
Thomas C Leonard, can you go ahead and submit that for me? Thanks!
- Zach
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
"B-b-b-butt b-b-b-butt b-b-butt...!"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
"You know what gets me hard? WINNING."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
"That is my vision for the company. No ifs or ands."
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
^ that's a winner.
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
looooooool
you gotta submit that DJP
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
I already have
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
Takin no chances, good man
― mister borges (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
that is one of the few times i have actually lol'd at a NYer caption, rather than mildly blowing air out of my nostrils and thinking "HMMM!"
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S),
― i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
"Mother... tell your children not to walk my wayyyyy.... tell your children not to hear my words... Mother..."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
"Just then we heard a crash... Donald's dick broke the glass."
― Half of these sound like rappers. (snoball), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
"Here's my impression of GG Allin."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
boo you can only submit one entry
someone enter this: "Now that the entire board has bought in, we can introduce Emperor Businesswear to the public."
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
also it occurs to me that the "Christ, what an asshole" caption takes on a new dimension here
"I think we will be able to attract top talent with our open floor plans, flex time scheduling, child care, telecommuting options, and casual dress code."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
"Get mad you son-of-a-bitch. Get mad. You know what it takes to sell real-estate?"
― Øystein, Friday, 22 March 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link
"I think we can all agree THAT didn't work."
― i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 March 2013 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
"Clothing is for closers."
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 22 March 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
clothers
― Mark G, Friday, 22 March 2013 07:43 (eleven years ago) link
"...profit!"
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Friday, 22 March 2013 12:32 (eleven years ago) link
"Lyndon Johnson taught me a lot about getting the most out of employees."
― Poliopolice, Friday, 22 March 2013 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
"We've had reports of some of you bringing in concealed weapons."
― Poliopolice, Saturday, 23 March 2013 14:24 (eleven years ago) link
3 finallists from the "clockwork" pic:
"Backstabbing was already prevalent—we just added a twist.""Be careful not to overwind—it can cost us overtime.""And Bob, here, came to us from a jewelry box."
and this weeks pic:
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/01/p465/130401_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 25 March 2013 11:25 (eleven years ago) link