Im not that funny irl either, devise another proof
― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:42 (thirteen years ago)
"And now we will fork their repos with our massive dongles"
― emil.y, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:46 (thirteen years ago)
loooool
― Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 19:07 (thirteen years ago)
"As you can see on page 3, Lysol now accounts for 23% of our yearly budget."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:21 (thirteen years ago)
"Those fucking suppliers really left us holding our dicks on this one."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:22 (thirteen years ago)
"Is this is breast we can do? Um, best. Sorry, I'm a little dicktracted. Um, distracted. Fuck me."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:26 (thirteen years ago)
"This fellow Tom Leonard will pay dearly for his transgressions."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:27 (thirteen years ago)
"Team, Chatroulette is falling on tough times in this economy."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:28 (thirteen years ago)
"Sigh... No, Nancy, you cannot get pregnant from an Aeron chair."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:29 (thirteen years ago)
"I have reason to believe that someone switched my Mountain Dew with urine."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:36 (thirteen years ago)
Guys tom wouldnt touch any of those, up the game ffs
― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
"Guys. Lysol. 23%. You do the math."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
There it is
― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
"Nobody laugh when I turn around or you're fired"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:06 (thirteen years ago)
"Chair was gettin' sticky"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:07 (thirteen years ago)
addition to yr first one: "we fell 37% below predicted growth for this year."
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:23 (thirteen years ago)
"I said causal Fridays. You know, where we'd determine the antecedent conditions that were responsible for consequent events? Come on, people!"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:30 (thirteen years ago)
"As you'll see momentarily, the fiscal crisis has left me with only a stack of dimes."
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:32 (thirteen years ago)
"When I said dress code was business casual, I meant business casual at every other business except American Apparel! Of course, that doesn't quite explain why I'm not wearing clothes either, does it?"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:33 (thirteen years ago)
"Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected. Infracells up. Mega thrusters are go. FORM VOLTRON!"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:35 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm really digging these new casual fridays."
― s.clover, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:38 (thirteen years ago)
"Wow! This place is swank! Can I just say-- this ain't your father's gas chamber!"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:39 (thirteen years ago)
"Hey, I think this is a one-way mirror."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:40 (thirteen years ago)
"you know, i could have sworn the recruiter said this was a news agency."
― s.clover, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:40 (thirteen years ago)
"Lena, you seem cold. Are you cold?"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:41 (thirteen years ago)
"I like staring at your nude bodies as I work. I find it... erotic."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:42 (thirteen years ago)
"I bet my dick looks like ants to all those people."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:43 (thirteen years ago)
"...and to think-- all those fuckers thought I couldn't build a successful Fortune 500 business where every employee experiences a daily regimen of degrading sexual humiliation and brutal genital torture."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:48 (thirteen years ago)
"Let's focus, people"
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 21 March 2013 15:38 (thirteen years ago)
"Hey, we should bring back the suggest ban button" xp
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 March 2013 15:43 (thirteen years ago)
"let's focus, people" kills me
― Walter Galt, Thursday, 21 March 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)
yes that is brilliant. it's what a real new yorker cartoon would have as its caption but doesn't stand a chance in hell for the competition.
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:07 (thirteen years ago)
Thomas C Leonard, can you go ahead and submit that for me? Thanks!
- Zach
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:14 (thirteen years ago)
"B-b-b-butt b-b-b-butt b-b-butt...!"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:28 (thirteen years ago)
"You know what gets me hard? WINNING."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:10 (thirteen years ago)
"That is my vision for the company. No ifs or ands."
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:24 (thirteen years ago)
^ that's a winner.
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:25 (thirteen years ago)
looooooool
you gotta submit that DJP
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)
I already have
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)
Takin no chances, good man
― mister borges (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:58 (thirteen years ago)
that is one of the few times i have actually lol'd at a NYer caption, rather than mildly blowing air out of my nostrils and thinking "HMMM!"
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:58 (thirteen years ago)
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― i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:16 (thirteen years ago)
"Mother... tell your children not to walk my wayyyyy.... tell your children not to hear my words... Mother..."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:14 (thirteen years ago)
"Just then we heard a crash... Donald's dick broke the glass."
― Half of these sound like rappers. (snoball), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:20 (thirteen years ago)
"Here's my impression of GG Allin."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:23 (thirteen years ago)
boo you can only submit one entry
someone enter this: "Now that the entire board has bought in, we can introduce Emperor Businesswear to the public."
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
also it occurs to me that the "Christ, what an asshole" caption takes on a new dimension here
"I think we will be able to attract top talent with our open floor plans, flex time scheduling, child care, telecommuting options, and casual dress code."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
"Get mad you son-of-a-bitch. Get mad. You know what it takes to sell real-estate?"
― Øystein, Friday, 22 March 2013 00:33 (thirteen years ago)
"I think we can all agree THAT didn't work."
― i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 March 2013 02:37 (thirteen years ago)